Chat Log List - 2023 11 10 - Rum Runner - Formatted - Story
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'Spring' connected
BOB Hey there Spring!
'Michael' connected
BOB Welcome Michael
Michael: Yo. I am here :)
Spring: Oh hi!
Spring: I was just checking the wiki to see if this is an off night, but the wiki is not there.
BOB (LINK)
<a href="http://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki-old/pmwiki.php?n=Main.NewsAmpUpdates">(LINK)</a>
BOB Your link is old Spring
Spring: ooooo
Michael: An off night?
Michael: oh you mean like not playing?
Spring: Right
Michael: Oh shoot. Is the 24 Thanksiving?
'Carissa' connected
Michael: Er......I won't be in that night
Spring: Thanks, I've got it now. Supper is not done cooking so I'm a little distracted until it is
Michael: I'll put it on the board
Spring: The 24th would be a Friday so probably Black Friday?
Michael: OH! I'm good then :)
Michael: Thank god. Was getting anxious for a second
Spring: Supper tonight is pork alfredo.
Spring: With whole wheat rotini.
Spring: And green beans.
Michael: I can only have pulled pork carnites. Or bacon. All else, nope can't do it. No idea why
Michael: The rest sounds amazing though@
Michael: !
Spring: I was just checking the wiki to see if this is an off night, but the wiki is not there.
Spring: My sister gave me a case of alfredo sauce in jars and I love it.
Michael: Er, sorry.
Michael: That was me
Spring: Hahahaha
Michael: Thats a great gift LOL :)
Spring: It has a LOT of basil
BOB Hello Carissa
Michael: I love basil :) Although if I had to choose, I'm really more into Garlic
Carissa: hi all! my computer is angry so currently figuring it out
BOB We do not play on Thursday'
Michael: Correct
'Lemon' connected
Michael: If Thanksfiving was on Friday, I was screwed. But since it's thursday, I'm in the clear
BOB The Friday game might start late because the Dolphins are playing that day
BOB And hello Lemon
Carissa: Lemon is here already??
Michael: I didn't see her. She might have been lurkning....:)
Lemon (Levi Reed): It's Diwali, everyone went home early today
BOB Spring, Michael, Carissa, Lemon in that order
Lemon (Levi Reed): No idea whether Wendy is coming or not, she was out sick today
BOB ouch
Lemon (Levi Reed): I could text her, but she's a grownup so
Carissa: Oooh already? I thought that was in a few more days
BOB Very true
Carissa: lol
Spring: Hi Carissa and Lemon!
Lemon (Levi Reed): It's tomorrow, but everyone has plans and stuff to do tonight, so most of the people who celebrate went home early or weren't there at all
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yay, Spring!
Carissa: makes sense
Spring: I'm working tonight but my shift starts 4 hours from now, so whee
Michael: So TMO may not be in. Anyone else? Also sorry Spring. I know how that works :(
Spring: Nah usually I am here from work so I get to be MORE present. :-)
Michael: :)
Spring: At least more present once the alfredo is done, which is very soon
Michael: If I had alfredo, I'd be crashing hard.
Lemon (Levi Reed): That sounds delicious
Lemon (Levi Reed): And yes, as mentioned earlier, I might be crashing hard at some point
Michael: Lately i've shredded zuccini and pretended it's noodles. Not bad. But then again, anything smothered in alfredo is probably good
Carissa: Sharif late, Alyssa missing
Michael: Wait, so it this us? Please have mercy on my soul Carissa. I'll do my best <Weeps>
Carissa: SACRIFIC HIM TO THE SEA GODS!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Wendy is on th eway
Carissa: And by him, I think I mean my graphics card because it is LOUD and annoying me.
'wyjyoon' connected
Host (v4.4.6) is running different version than client (v4.4.5).
BOB And here is Wendy
Spring: Hi Wendy!
Michael: lol. More like with fewer players, only so much to say unless you are good with attempt :) Depending on where we are, might be hard to discuss. Oh great! Hey Wendy :)
Carissa: P.S. Lemon, Jerico got drunk: (LINK)
<a href="https://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki-old/pmwiki.php?n=Main.RumRunner-IC">(LINK)</a>
Carissa: Jericho even
Michael: You actaully saw that?
Michael: It was only about two hours ago lol
Carissa: I am a witch. I see everything on the site.
Michael: So Lemon has said LOL
Carissa: ;)
BOB She has a plug in module for the site
Michael: Of course she does
BOB a wafer jack
Michael: a wut now?
Carissa: One of the earliest neural implants. specifically for the site
BOB grins
Lemon (Levi Reed): I told you she's a witch!
Michael: huh
Carissa: lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): Hi Wendy!
Michael: is that what the kids are doing these days?
wyjyoon: Hello!
Carissa: Hi Wendy!
Carissa: Also, a note for you (and I'll tell Alyssa, too):
Carissa: Sometimes things are missed in chat so don't think we're ignoring you if we don't answer you
Carissa: Vee definitely accidentally didn't reply to Alyssa and I think you at some point. My bad.
wyjyoon: Oh, it's ok! I'm not too worried about that.
Carissa: only noticed when going through chat
Carissa: lol just want you to know it's a bug not a feature
wyjyoon: The chat moves very fast, and sometimes it's a little difficult for everyone to notice everything.
Carissa: I always think I'm great at it untli I see I still missed things. I try to make sure people know when I am intentionaly ignoring them IC by doing it as an action, lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, my problem is sometimes I don't think of something to say until the time has already passed. But Carissa told me just say it anyway, so now I do, and sometimes the conversation gets a little crazy because of that
BOB Grins with Carissa
wyjyoon: I'm still getting used to Fantasy Grounds, so let me know if I miss anything! I buffer a lot too in terms of thinking through what I try to say, so there may be a little bit of a delay there, too.
Michael: Also when all of us are typing at once, sometimes people are just too quick for the chat to flow logically
Michael: Just do your best there haha
wyjyoon: Everyone was so nice and welcoming the last time, it was really fun!
BOB Talk Less, Smile More.... but in reverse
Michael: Carissa is updating graphics card a few minutes
Michael: her screen is dark
User has gone AFK. (Spring)
'Carissa' disconnected
Lemon (Levi Reed): Smile less?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Rude.
wyjyoon: I was about to say, what's wrong with smiling?
BOB It is a song
BOB Hamilton
wyjyoon: Oh, from the musical?
BOB yes
wyjyoon: Which song?
BOB The opening and In the Room Where it Happens
Michael: I think in one hour, I will step away for 10 minutes fair warning.
BOB thanks
wyjyoon: Oh, nice! I particularly liked "Wait For It"!
BOB You are all on the ship heading
Image: NW Borinquen to Siren Call
BOB Just to remind people where you are
BOB Have to come up with a location... are you going to Osterhold or Achild
Michael (Jericho): Osterhold for the Cathedral first, then Achild
Lemon (Levi Reed): Osterhold, and the dads
Lemon (Levi Reed): This has already been decided
Lemon (Levi Reed): Stop it with your mind games
BOB Just making sure
Michael (Jericho): Yeah bob, don't make things hard
Michael (Jericho): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): Haha
BOB So I know the distance
Michael (Jericho): Making sure by subliminaly asking to potentially kill a player :D
Jericho: Does Distance calc auto in this version?
Michael (Jericho): Does Distance calc auto in this version?
BOB Sort of
BOB The map is correct,
Michael (Jericho): well thats cool. Sort of?
Michael (Jericho): Nice
BOB 23.3 miles to the entrance to the harbor
BOB So if I set it up, then yes it works right :)
Michael (Jericho): Wow. The map is to scale by any chance? That's not that far
BOB Yes to scale
Lemon (Levi Reed): Wendy, did you figure out how to click the link to open the map he shared? You have to click the little box
Michael (Jericho): So, it's only like roughly 50 miles from Island to Island? I was WAYYYY Off
Michael (Jericho): I'm glad you mentioned that
Lemon (Levi Reed): And then find our boat and zoom in or out dpeending on what the map is doing to you
wyjyoon (Temperance): Yes! I figured it out : ) A little bit difficult to do it because of the font size on my current laptop, but managing!
Lemon (Levi Reed): mouse wheel zooms
Lemon (Levi Reed): Dang, you're a pro. You're already doing better than most of us were a month ago
Michael (Jericho): If you click on hold mouse wheel, you can drag around your character. Unless you've already figured that out :)
Michael (Jericho): Wait...is Wendy the first player to NOT experience Klooge?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Nah, Sharif
Lemon (Levi Reed): Probably
Michael (Jericho): Ah okay
Lemon (Levi Reed): So she's the second one maybe?
Michael (Jericho): It's just kind of bittersweet
wyjyoon (Temperance): Um, I think I might've tried it on accident maybe once? @ Michael
'Carissa' connected
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, and Angelica
Michael (Jericho): Man, losing track of time
wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm still experimenting with all the mechanics. It's fun to learn!
Lemon (Levi Reed): I know Carissa will hate me for saying this, but gods, Klooge was so confusing, and this is SO much better
Michael (Jericho): It just took A LOT of time to master
BOB Smiles
Michael (Jericho): But it worked for what 25 years bob?
Lemon (Levi Reed): I mean, they both do, but for basics, this is so much better
BOB and welcome back Carissa
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh man, that sounds rough
Michael (Jericho): Eh, it was ahead of it's time in my opinion.
Carissa: this is not going to be a quick fix so I am on laptop while I troubleshoot and/or give p
Michael (Jericho): Do your best :) We all know how it is haha
BOB For Wendy, I ran a different VTT (Virtual Table Top) program called KloOge starting in 2003 and we ran with it until last year, so 18 years of using one program
Lemon (Levi Reed): Klooge was like the first time I tried to play NES worms. There's just no explanation of anything. Someone has to hold your hand to teach it to you. And then they tell you you should "just be friends" because they didn't like having to (figuratively) hold your hand while playing this game on the first date while surrounded by all their friends giving you conflicting advice because it was funny... and Fantasy Grounds is like the first time I got a windows computer where it was like, "Oooh, this is fun, what does this do?"
Michael (Jericho): Ah, sorry bob. Thought you ran with that in the 90's
Lemon (Levi Reed): No, just me?
Carissa: Usually the fan slows down or stops, but it's been constant for an hour. I think it's just sensitive to dust, but I cannot do loud noises, especially that long
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh wow! That's a lot of history with that program!
BOB smiles with Lemon
BOB Fantasy Grounds has a LOT of flexibility
Michael (Jericho): Update your graphics card, shut down Chrome, run anti-virus stat (Windows Defender Scan), then screenshare your running processes in private discord. I'll see what's causing your jet engine
Carissa: there are things it's better at EXCEPT chat and spells
Lemon (Levi Reed): I disagree about spells
BOB I think Chat is better,
Michael (Jericho): Actually, i find spells here a LOT more intutive
wyjyoon (Temperance): Um, this might be a little off-topic, but what's Springity Thingity?
BOB Spells COULD be better here
Michael (Jericho): personal opinion after we worked out the kinks
Carissa: it erases it after a time AND I can't see what's posted before I log on so disagree
Lemon (Levi Reed): Once I figured out how to categorize them, this was better. But yeah, at first it was really hard
BOB and that is Spring's icon that she uses so she does not have to swap OOC and IC, she just uses different icons to chat as
Carissa: let me see if my usually troubleshooting works then may do that michael, thanks
Michael (Jericho): Yeah, I don't like that particularly, but...maybe an extension or mod bob?
Michael (Jericho): For chat?
Levi Reed: Ah, Spring is one of my favorite people! But they haven't been able to be here lately because work
BOB I agree with Carissa on that, there is not a good way to solve it because .... sigh not really sure why
Michael (Jericho): Usually, it's finally the conflicting processes of so many IT programs conflicting with Gaming that eventually strains it
Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc
Michael (Jericho): at least for me
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh! I didn't know it was an OOC icon! Thanks for the clarification! I hope I get to meet them once they're less busy
Michael (Jericho): Closing Steam, Epic, and even Discord usually calms it down
Michael (Jericho): Chrome uses SO Much processing power too. I switch to edge for a lightweight browser for songs while we play
Carissa: see I'd expect that except it's a jet engine the minute I turn on the computer before I even log on
Michael (Jericho): I can't believe i just recommended Edge for anything
Lemon (Levi Reed): I have gotten used to the chat, and most of Klooge has exited my brain, but yes, I do remember really liking that chat
Carissa: lol I use Edge mostly for work, I actually like it
Michael (Jericho): WOW. Laptop or Desktop?
Carissa: Desktop
Michael (Jericho): Oh my god. Yes, unless you are worried about privacy, send me a screenshot and check fans. You know how to open it up?
Carissa: Ok, PC is off. And will be for like 10 minutes while I recover my hearing. I am ready for the moment
Carissa: Yeah, part of my problem is I want to take out the card, but I can't find the right screwdriver for it, lol. So some of this is laziness
Michael (Jericho): It honestly may not be the card. Sometimes its the CPU overheating
Michael (Jericho): Thermal paste might be bad, or fan might be clogged
Vee Barlett: And it onlyhapens like 50% of the time so it's confusing.
Michael (Jericho): Then yeah, I'm guessing conflicting programs
User has gone AFK. (Spring)
Michael (Jericho): But, I'll let you examine first. You are there physically lol
User is back. (Spring)
Vee Barlett: Hmm, hadn't considered the thermal paste. Stupid computer. I'll bug you later about it then, lol. This drives me nuts when it happens
Spring: Heya, sorry the marinara burnt
BOB Ouch
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (oops I cannot do the correct chats, sorry storychat editor!)
Michael (Jericho): I thought you were Alfredo?
Michael (Jericho): Marinara!?
Spring: Oh right, that.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Please don't tell me you're one of those people who mixes the two
Spring: Anyway I guess it's carbonara now
Lemon (Levi Reed): It is an unholy combination
Spring: I'm doing the white one.
Michael (Jericho): Better then pure Charcoal
Michael (Jericho): Sorry about your sauce :(
Spring: The noodles cooked but got a little scorchec.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (oops I cannot do the correct chats, sorry storychat editor!)
Lemon (Levi Reed): Honestly, I can just eat pasta covered in butter and be good.
BOB Spring is always saucy ;)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ughh chat
Carissa (Vee Barlett): *sometimes food is food and that's all that matters
Michael (Jericho): Butter and grated parmesean is pretty tasty. With squeezed Lemon
Spring: "Food is that which sustains us."
Michael (Jericho): Not our Player Lemon
Lemon (Levi Reed): No thank you
Michael (Jericho): You get it
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): But yeah, I actually don't like lemon
BOB Squeeze Lemon really hard and what happens?
Lemon (Levi Reed): This name is an accident that was supposed to be temporary
Vee Barlett: she dies?
Michael (Jericho): Well, if it's a person they die.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Well probably she punches you, unless it was consensual
wyjyoon (Temperance): You make lemonade?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Michael (Jericho): LOL
Lemon (Levi Reed): afk a few minute
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
Michael (Jericho): SO!
Vee Barlett: tosses Levi overboard
BOB You are on a ship
wyjyoon (Temperance): Um.
Michael (Jericho): With people coming and goind. Shall we get semi started?
Michael (Jericho): Oh Bob typed. Okay
Michael (Jericho): :)
Jericho: SO why do you drink Vee?
Vee Barlett: Because I can?
Jericho: And seriously, what about the headache
Jericho: My head is pounding
Vee Barlett: What headache? Levi? He is one, isn't he?
Jericho: Levi?
Jericho: What?
Vee Barlett: He's a headache,
Jericho: I'm sorry, my vision is bit blurry at the moment
Jericho: How the hell do you not look like...well....me?
Vee Barlett: Too bad Lirt had to nap. I was gonna ask her to babysit him again for me.
Vee Barlett: Because I'm prettier?
Jericho: Haha
Jericho: Mutters
Vee Barlett: grins
Jericho: Why is it so bright outside?
Ratbone Carder: smirks
Vee Barlett: You just get used to it. And know your limits. And don't drink so much on your first drink.
Vee Barlett: Chug some water today. Lots of it.
Jericho: Well it's not like any of you stopped me!?
Jericho: At least....
Jericho: I don't quite remember
Vee Barlett: Why would we? Drunk Jericho was VERY entertaining.
Jericho: Huh
Ratbone Carder: Or you just keep doing it and learn that misery and joy are sides of the same coin!
BOB Wendy you can talk In Character also, just being a generic person until you get to flesh out yoru charaqcters
Jericho: Oh gods
Jericho: Whispers
Jericho: WHAT DID I SAY?
Vee Barlett: grins
Jericho: Winces at the loud tone
Vee Barlett: Now where's the fun in that?
Jericho: Groans
wyjyoon (Temperance): muffles a chuckle, looking rather amused
Ratbone Carder: Oh the problem with driking is usually what you DO
Jericho: What's said in drunk stupor stays in drunk stupor?
Jericho: Asks Hopefully
Vee Barlett: But I don't think Levi's gonna let you down for all that.
Vee Barlett: Nope.
Jericho: Scowls against the brightness
Jericho: Yeah, figures
Jericho: I'm just gonna...lean here for a moment
Jericho: Leans heavily on the railing
Vee Barlett: Hmm, when yer feelin' a little more steady, I got somthin' for you to hold onto.
Jericho: Well, I suppose now that I've tasted it, I can at least make it taste better
Jericho: Grumbles
Temperance: Try not to fall, please.
Jericho: Nods. As long as it's not something sticky, I'll hold whatever you want
Vee Barlett: Hmm, good point. Not sure he can swim drunk...
Jericho: Seriously though, you like that paint thinner? I can make it taste better you know
Michael (Jericho): Mix berries in, or honey
Jericho: Mix berries in, or honey
Jericho: Ponders....
Vee Barlett: Nah, was just gonna give you one of them younger rum bottles to hold on to for now. Not that yer paranoia is gettin' to me BUT, ya know, maybe keep it on you and play dumb if you need at port.
Temperance: I don't think I've seen anyone swim under the influence successfully.
Jericho: Rum with Mixed Berries
Jericho: Waves hand
Jericho: I shall keep it safe for you
Jericho: And hopefully my head will clear
Rasmus Valen: Mead is sweet enough
Jericho: Jumps
Vee Barlett: eyes him and carefully hands him one of the bottles
Vee Barlett: Put it in your pouch so ya don't drop it
Jericho: Sways a bit, but carefully puts in pouch
Vee Barlett: Mead is too sweet.
Jericho: Will do
Vee Barlett: Rum is great, but you need good aged rum to really enjoy the taste.
Jericho: You can always add LESS honey I suppose
Jericho: Brightens
Jericho: Oh
Rasmus Valen: Can you ?
Jericho: Sure
Rasmus Valen: I thought Mead equals Honey
Jericho: Smiles as Rasmus
Vee Barlett: It still brews fine?
Jericho: Just don't call it mead
Vee Barlett: Call it what then? Garbage?
Jericho: If you add small amount of berries, the sugar will sweeten it less, while the honey provides the majority. Just add less
Rasmus Valen: Laughs
Jericho: Frowns
Jericho: Well
Jericho: I don't think it would be garbage
Jericho: Let me whip up a batch.
Jericho: Then you can decide
Vee Barlett: Since yer a drinker now, you can try it and tell us.
Jericho: Shudders
Vee Barlett: grins
Jericho: Maybe in a year
Jericho: Or when a REALLY big celebration is at hand
Vee Barlett: Nah. Levi will want ya drunk sooner than that.
Vee Barlett: He really enjoyed drunk Jericho.
Jericho: Shakes head vigorously before clamping his hands to his temples
Jericho: Oh god
Temperance: I think he enjoys Jericho regardless of whether or not he is drunk.
Jericho: Lots not go crazy
Vee Barlett: Weirdly true.
Jericho: grumbles
Jericho: I try to loosen up, but I'm not exactly a paragon of friendliness
Jericho: I try to loosen up, but I'm not exactly a paragon of friendliness
Jericho: Give me some time
Jericho: I'm getting better
Jericho: ....eyes Vee
Jericho: Well
Jericho: Sort of...I hope
Vee Barlett: Fine, but I'm only gonna say this one:
Ratbone Carder: smirks
Vee Barlett: Next time ya offer to let someone punch you to heal them, I'm gonna be the one punching you, got it?
Jericho: Oh come on
Carissa (Vee Barlett): *once
Jericho: Whines
Jericho: If you need healing, i'd let you punch me
Michael (Jericho): Would you really rather DIE?
Jericho: Would you really rather DIE?
BOB Wendy roll a d20 for me please
Vee Barlett: I'd rather ya not be offerin' to get hurt to heal someone. And I'm gonna punch the jackass who takes you up on that offer, too.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Will do!
wyjyoon (Temperance): It's the first one, right?
BOB Yes
Jericho: As long as he's somewhat stable, I shall ignore any "roughing up" you do to them
Temperance: [d20 = 15]
BOB Thanks
Jericho: And....I will not even complain when one of you probably takes his coin purse
Vee Barlett: I mean, that works, too, but if they say leave 'em alone, leave 'em alone.
Jericho: Sigh
Vee Barlett: Ya gotta notice it happenin' to think about complainin' about it, yeah?
Jericho: Uh....
Jericho: Don't ask me to think right now, but Yes?
Vee Barlett: grins
Jericho: Can we make exceptions for not in their right mind?
Jericho: Ignoring their wishes?
Vee Barlett: And now ya see why I also like makin' business deals with drunks.
Jericho: Pauses in Horror
Jericho: OH GOD
Vee Barlett: Mmm, maybe. But still don't get yerself hurt doin' it.
Jericho: Did I make a deal last night?
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Vee Barlett: Not with me. I ain't sure about the others.
Ratbone Carder: giggles
Jericho: SHRUG?
Jericho: Whirls on Ratbone
Jericho: Whirls on Ratbone
Jericho: What was it?
Jericho: I need to know!
Temperance: Last night was rather eventful. It was a bit hard to keep track.
Vee Barlett: You might wanna check with Raimund...
Jericho: I think i'm going to be sick again
Vee Barlett: And probably Levi. Again.
Ratbone Carder: Oh you are just funny that's all
Jericho: I need another drink
Jericho: Of water
Jericho: Quickly
Vee Barlett: Cheers!.... oh.
Jericho: water for sure
Jericho: for now
Jericho: Chugs flagon of water
Jericho: Trying to get the cotton taste out of his mouth
Vee Barlett: Quick question for ya Jericho.
Jericho: Holds up finger while he drinks deeply
Jericho: Stops
Jericho: Yes?
Jericho: Feeling a bit more steady
Vee Barlett: Would having a shot of rum make it easier or worse seein' my dads given you're scared of them?
Vee Barlett: grins
Jericho: I think drinking at all is a dangerous proposition for me, especially considering "deal making"
Jericho: In air quotes
Jericho: as you say
The time is 2:00 PM
Vee Barlett: Ah, less fun for me, but supposin' that might be... smarter. Maybe.
Jericho: You being somewhat nearby would definetely make me feel better
Jericho: Reluctantly admits
Jericho: Someone in my corner would be nice, no matter how much I like them
Vee Barlett: Ain't no reason for any of ya to see them if I weren't really.
Jericho: Eh, I like them. I mean, I prefer not to know about what they DO, but I like THEM. The two aren't mutually exclusive
Vee Barlett: laughs
Ratbone Carder: Aw okay, I am sorry
Vee Barlett: They are the best, but I might be biased.
Ratbone Carder: sympathy face
Vee Barlett: Hey Ratbone! Ya get to see any of that bard college while we hit shore?
BOB brb empty and refill
User is back. (Lemon)
Ratbone Carder: There's a bard college?!?! How did I not know that!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Vee is playing dumb about what Jericho did while drunk and is going to let Levi fill in those blanks)
Levi Reed: Nah, man, hair of the dog. One drink will make you feel MUCH better. You just gotta stop after the one. Or commit and keep going all day
Vee Barlett: Ah, sorry. Cap'n kept you on ship? Your brother got the tour for ya.
Ratbone Carder: So the answer is no, I did not.
Ratbone Carder: Oh. Yeah, Okay I see
Ratbone Carder: He WOULD do that. Hog all the fun
Vee Barlett: There's the one in Osterhold, too, but I hear that's where the talentless but rich go.
Vee Barlett: laughs
Ratbone Carder: Pfftt
Ratbone Carder: Yeah I don't need to see THAT one
Vee Barlett: He did tell them a really bad story joke. Don't know if ya missed much. I'm sure we'll have reason to head to Mizzen again at some point.
Jericho: Talentless but rich....Don't you have to have SOME talent to be rich? Or just born rich but indulgin in a hobby do you think?
Vee Barlett: Rich and indulging in a hobby.
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: Gotcha
Jericho: must be nice
Jericho: Chuckles
Levi Reed: Yeah the two things are entirely unrelated
Vee Barlett: Maybe, but don't mean they're good at their hobby neither since they don't gotta be.
Temperance: I suppose when you have the means you can buy all the time in the world.
Jericho: Tries to follow the logic....
Jericho: Nods
Vee Barlett: nods
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: Huh
Levi Reed: Time is the one thing you can't buy
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Artistic Ability [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 13]
Ratbone Carder: Oh but you can
Jericho: Oh, I don't know about that
Vee Barlett: Writin' more drunk poetry, Levi?
Ratbone Carder: If you are rich, you don't have to work. That's time you've bought
Levi Reed: I'm not drunk!
Vee Barlett: Oh, sorry. I can't tell sometimes.
Jericho: Actually I meant if you are willing to do some really sick shit, you can live for a very very long time
Jericho: Face Darkens
Vee Barlett: Eh, I think sometimes ya just gotta pray to a certain god, too. But I ain't devotin' myself to that.
Ratbone Carder: There is that as well
Levi Reed: I'm sad that I was too drunk to fully appreciate drunk Jericho. I'm slowing down until next time that kid gets drunk
Temperance: Hm. Living through your craft?
BOB b
Jericho: Sighs in relief
Jericho: Okay
Vee Barlett: He says he can't wait to get drunk once we hit shore.
Jericho: So I didn't make deal with Levi?
Jericho: NO I DIDN"T!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): shrugs
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Jericho: Winces again
Temperance: If you did, apparently he does not recall.
Levi Reed: You might have
Levi Reed: winks
Vee Barlett: laughs
Jericho: can no one give me a straight answer around here? If a drunk tells another drunk a secret on the open seas, does anyone hear it?
Vee Barlett: And ya haven't asked Raimund, either. You mightta offered to clean all them chamberpots.
Levi Reed: Or you can choose to believe Temperance's idea
Vee Barlett: Yeah. The fish and the sea.
Jericho: Yeah...I'm choosing not to talk to Raimund for as long as possible.
Jericho: Sigh
BOB and Spring can please give me a d20 now
Jericho: But that wouldn't be proper would it
Vee Barlett: It's fine. He'll talk to you.
Jericho: Sigh
Vee Barlett: Hard to escape talkin' to someone on a ship.
Temperance: Inebriation brings about quite a bit of cheer and ruckus
Jericho: Wish me luck I guess
Ratbone Carder: [d100 = 37]
Levi Reed: Hey, maybe you were nice to him. Some people get REALLY NICE when they're drunk
Levi Reed: Maybe he likes you now
Ratbone Carder: Whoops
BOB d20 not 100 please spring
Levi Reed: Yeah, what she said
Ratbone Carder: [d20 = 4]
Jericho: Yeah, I've been trying to be nice for awhile
Levi Reed: points to temperance
Jericho: Ponders
Jericho: At least a little bit
Jericho: I'm working on it
Jericho: He's actually kind of nice
Jericho: And I was an asshole
Lemon (Levi Reed): Can't you just do the math on it, BOB?
Jericho: Makes sense
Vee Barlett: We can tell. That stick ain't quite so far up there.
Vee Barlett: winks
BOB TMO is not here for math
Jericho: Maybe soon it'll just be a twig eh?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Levi Reed: No but if he follows through on his drunk promises...
Levi Reed: winks again
Carissa (Vee Barlett): math is it's own encoutner
Jericho: For gods sake
Jericho: Grumples
Lemon (Levi Reed): for the record, that is just a joke
The time is 5:00 PM
Michael (Jericho): :)
Vee Barlett: Hey, that's between the two of ya.
Vee Barlett: I walked away when ya started makin' deals.
BOB and anyone with alterness, observation, etc can make that check
Jericho: Well, good. That means neither of us remember deals
Jericho: Smiles
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 12]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 15]
Vee Barlett: Until ya get drunk
Vee Barlett: Then yer drunk brain remembers for you.
Levi Reed: Oh I remember some things
Jericho: Oh, then i'm not sure I should ever.drink.again
Jericho: Chuckles despite himself
Jericho: Chuckles despite himself
Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]
Vee Barlett: Yeah, but Levi definitely will be so he'll remember.
Levi Reed: I just don't think it will be nice for you if I talk about them in front of everyone like this
Jericho: .........
Lemon:
NPC: Whale, Common
Jericho: I wonder if there is a consent law for when you make a deal drunk
Lemon (Levi Reed): I just saw a blank space?
Jericho: Mutters
Carissa (Vee Barlett): whale? chat jumped wierd yes
Lemon (Levi Reed): so I'll write your name?
BOB Exactly
Vee Barlett: perks up
Temperance: It would be interesting to see what an inebriated brain would remember. And how accurately.
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Hello there! How's the eatin' goin?
<font color="#000000">Hello there! How's the eatin' goin?
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Does the Dory voice "HelLOOOOoOOOOo theEEEeEEeeereEEE"
Jericho: What what?
Jericho: Straightens
Jericho: What?
Jericho: Follows gaze
Jericho: Oh my
Whale, Common : [Translation] Looking for bigger fish
<font color="#000000">Looking for bigger fish
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Whale, Common : [Translation] This looks crunchy
<font color="#000000">This looks crunchy
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Nah, it'll get ya constipated.
<font color="#000000">Nah, it'll get ya constipated.
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 14]
Whale, Common : [Translation] What is conspated?
<font color="#000000">What is conspated?
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 11]
Jericho: Is he hurt Vee?
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Hmm if you head.... hmmm....
<font color="#000000">Hmm if you head.... hmmm....
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Jericho: A little anxious
Vee Barlett : [Translation] It means you get all stuffed up and it hurts.
<font color="#000000">It means you get all stuffed up and it hurts.
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Vee Barlett: Nah, just lookin' for food. Anyone see some good schools of fish near here?
Vee Barlett: Or that we passed?
Jericho: Shakes head
Jericho: Sorry
Jericho: Was to drunk to notice
Ratbone Carder: shakes head
Levi Reed: Nah, but maybe we have extra fish we can toss over? Like we did for the dolphins?
Vee Barlett : [Translation] I know there was a school o' tuna that we passed back behind us. It was sstill dark, but they might be around.
<font color="#000000">I know there was a school o' tuna that we passed back behind us. It was sstill dark, but they might be around.
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Jericho: We're almost back, I think we could throw over something Vee?
Vee Barlett: Mind lookin'? He's contemplating eatin' the ship.
Jericho: Are you serious?
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Jericho: We'd taste aweful
Levi Reed: checks the ship for fish
Jericho: But okay
Jericho: Checks for scraps of food
Ratbone Carder: Uhm cant be very nutritious, ships
Jericho: (Not rotten mind you)
Vee Barlett: I told 'em he'd get constipated, but ain't a good description for that in whale talk.
Jericho: [SKILL] Veterinary Healing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 18]
Levi Reed: finds a crate of fish?
Vee Barlett : [Translation] We got some to help hold ya over if ya want?
<font color="#000000">We got some to help hold ya over if ya want?
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Jericho: Fails to find vitaimin rich whale food
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm just doing stuff until I get told not to
Carissa (Vee Barlett): do stuff
Levi Reed: Well, it's more of a snack than a meal for a guy this big but here you go fellow
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol and toss over fish, it seems reasonable we'd have it unless bob says no
Levi Reed: dumps the open crate overboard
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Hey! Ya got a name?
<font color="#000000">Hey! Ya got a name?
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Whale, Common : [Translation] ::Swallows it all whole::
<font color="#000000">::Swallows it all whole::
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Jericho: Oh, good. You found more then I did Levi
Vee Barlett: attempts ranger befriending skills
Jericho: Contemplates what a ship would taste like
Jericho: I mean
Jericho: The splinters alone
Jericho: I guess it's like Meat in a Can
Jericho: We're the meat, and the ship is the can
Jericho: I guess
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Danm y'all are such majestic things.
<font color="#000000">Danm y'all are such majestic things.
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Ratbone Carder: meat in a box of toothpicks
Levi Reed: I don't imagine we taste quite as good as fish
Jericho: Points to Ratbone
Jericho: Exactly
Jericho: Must be awfull
Ratbone Carder: Hence the constipation
<font color="#000000">GM : [Translation] yes to Temperance you have never seen someone just talk with the animals
<font color="#000000">yes to Temperance you have never seen someone just talk with the animals
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (she can't read that, lol)
Jericho: I think I'm a bit more alert with that shot of panic from being Whale eaten
Jericho: Huh
Jericho: Good to know
BOB Yes to Temperance you have never seen someone just tlak with the animals
BOB Not sure why it would not drag or copy
Michael (Jericho): (or in a different lanugage)
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Well new friend, you can call me Vee. If ya ever need anything, look me up, yeah?
<font color="#000000">Well new friend, you can call me Vee. If ya ever need anything, look me up, yeah?
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
wyjyoon (Temperance): Honestly I was at a bit of a loss in terms of reacting lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (a perfect reaction, lol)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): both IC and OOC
Michael (Jericho): (In other news, have you seen the stories about orca's attacking ship rudders? Cool to see someone fighting back against the pesky humans)
Spring (Ratbone Carder): that's okay, most of our characters are baffled, so that tracks
Whale, Common : [Translation] Looking for more fish
<font color="#000000">Looking for more fish
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Yes I'm team orca
BOB The orcas sank a boat earlier this week
Vee Barlett: Got anymore fish, guys?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Orcas are terrifying. And amazingly intelligent.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): There are t-shirts and everything
Levi Reed: I don't think so... any chance you can get your dolphins to take you swimming again?
Michael (Jericho): They theorize that the orca's are learning and that the first one to teach other pods was one that had been run over and hurt badly by a ship. And now they attack anything like it they are aware of. And, it's spreading.
Levi Reed: We didn't figure on needing more than one crate of fish for a day's journey
Jericho: And yes, amazingly intelligent :)
Levi Reed: We have some dried salted stuff if they want that...
Vee Barlett : [Translation] You'll have to find them in our wake back a few miles. But I'm sure there was plenty back there.
<font color="#000000">You'll have to find them in our wake back a few miles. But I'm sure there was plenty back there.
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Michael (Jericho): And yes, amazingly intelligent :)
Temperance: Isn't it strange that the whale is asking the humans where the fish are?
BOB We covered it twice on the podcast Michael grins
Jericho: Probably because we fish a lot Temperance?
Jericho: Not sure though
Ratbone Carder: A little. I think the whale is having us on
Michael (Jericho): Did you really bob? I'm out of date
Ratbone Carder: I think the whale truly wants to eat us but is toying with us
Whale, Common : [Translation] I will go search and come back if I do not find anything
<font color="#000000">I will go search and come back if I do not find anything
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Jericho: I mean...Really?
Jericho: That's not very nice
Jericho: But....
Vee Barlett : [Translation] If ya don't find any, I can help ya hunt, but I'm sure you'll find plenty.
<font color="#000000">If ya don't find any, I can help ya hunt, but I'm sure you'll find plenty.
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Ain't a hunter better than a whale!
<font color="#000000">Ain't a hunter better than a whale!
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
BOB Disapears beneath the surface
Jericho: So....ramming us or are we free to go?
Vee Barlett: He's off to look for fish. If he returns, er, we might need to find more.
Jericho: ....maybe he can bother someone else?
Levi Reed: Anyone here any good at fishing?
Vee Barlett: Pretty sure all of them are takin' a nap right noq.
Jericho: I'm good at healing and healing animals. That's all I got
Vee Barlett: *now
Vee Barlett: Wait, ain't ya havin' the same spells like Ava, Jericho? You can do that find fish spell.
Jericho: Oh...well some gambling and breweing, but not useful right now I guess
Jericho: Hm
Jericho: Ponders Vee
Jericho: Let me think for a sec
Ratbone Carder: I can handle sheep but that's different
Vee Barlett: If we need, I mean. But them tuna should be back there.
Levi Reed: If it's a nap, we should wake them. If they're having digestions issues, I'd rather chance the whale
Spring (Ratbone Carder): (animal handling)
Vee Barlett: Well, "nap"
Vee Barlett: air quotes
Levi Reed: Ah, yeah, no thanks
Jericho: Oh Vee
Jericho: I uh. Am realyl sorry
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Nap who? The dolphins? I don't think they nap?
Jericho: But I recall a way to locate animals and plants
Jericho: I'm really sorry
Vee Barlett: You finally remembered what ya did while drunk??
Jericho: Actually, I think that may be why I didn't remember right away
Spring (Ratbone Carder): I seem to recall they sleep with one hemisphere of the brain at a time.
Jericho: Winces
Jericho: My bad
Vee Barlett: Oh, that. Yeah, it's fine. Don't need it now, but good to know you can do it.
Jericho: Sigs in relief
Jericho: Sigs in relief
Vee Barlett: Oh, thought you were apologizin' for when you started to strip. But that works, too.
BOB and no one wanted to see Jericho strip
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hence the apology, lol
Jericho: .......
Carissa (Vee Barlett): if it happened.....
Jericho: Uh
Lemon (Levi Reed): Not yet anyway
Jericho: We shall never talk about this again
Jericho: Mostly because I can't handle it right now
Levi Reed: Ha, you couldn't handle it last night either!
Jericho: Besides, Melange or literally anyone else should be the stripper. I'm not a paragon of male physique for hells sake
Jericho: Seriously
Levi Reed: Got too embarrassed to continue
Jericho: Stop me before I get that drunk
Jericho: ....
Vee Barlett: laughs
Jericho: Well that's something I guess
Vee Barlett: I ain't promisin' nothin'
Jericho: Well, I'd say I'd never tell a soul for you, but I can't recall you ever really being that drunk or spouting off, so....kind of pointless
Jericho: You sure don't look like I feel right now after heavy drinking, so...
Jericho: Yeah
BOB For travel time by ship (LINK)
<a href="http://www.dragonslayers-society.org/pmwiki-old/pmwiki.php?n=Main.ShipsAndWaterTravel">(LINK)</a>
BOB Equivelent of a knarr
Lemon (Levi Reed): Dear god, where is TMO
Vee Barlett: grins
Lemon (Levi Reed): That's so much numbers and shit
Vee Barlett: I know my limits.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): something something about two days travel I think
BOB Super simple Lemon = 36 miles per day
BOB Under rowing and sails
Lemon (Levi Reed): We're powered by lemons?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): It's the final countdown!
Michael (Jericho): Are there not larger ships bob? Or is technology that progressed
Spring (Ratbone Carder): We're leaving toghetherrrrrr
Michael (Jericho): I remember thinking about this before actualyl
Michael (Jericho): Like, Galleon size?
Michael (Jericho): I mean, ther'd be no cannons or anything, but i coudl def. see ballistae
BOB There are many different types of ships, but this is the one that the Temple of Orange Sunsets using as its messenger ship
Michael (Jericho): Ah, okay. It just looked like this was the largest ship even in the game
Michael (Jericho): Knarr
BOB Largest you have encountered yet
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yet
Michael (Jericho): Gotcha :)
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Oh travel time.
BOB and with that Michael you can roll a d20
BOB grins
Michael (Jericho): For Vee, we should totally make a monstrosity of a ship
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Rather than time travel
Michael (Jericho): Three sails and many ballistae
Jericho: [d20 = 13]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): we'd have to crew it all so.... let's wait until we're rich :P
Michael (Jericho): I hate rolling
wyjyoon (Temperance): it would suit her
Michael (Jericho): Oh definitely. And a full medical wing
Michael (Jericho): We'd scare the shit out of anyone who would dare cross our paths...
BOB Medical Wing = drunk wing
Michael (Jericho): LOL
wyjyoon (Temperance): For glory and adventure
Michael (Jericho): For money and healing!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Michael (Jericho): Unlimited Liquor and badassery for Vee
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh lord
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I mean alchol is an early anesthetic soooooo
BOB Navigation roll from?
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 17]
Michael (Jericho): So easy access by default. Got it
Michael (Jericho): :)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): why we got no other navigators again??
Carissa (Vee Barlett): WHERE IS MY FIRST MATE??
Carissa (Vee Barlett): AND MY SECOND MATE??
Michael (Jericho): And this is why missing characters is hard if they have all the good skills LOL
BOB Quartermaster even
Michael (Jericho): Holy shit. Really?
Michael (Jericho): WOW
Levi Reed: Hey, you have me!
Michael (Jericho): Did we lose a few people Vee?
Jericho: Did we lose a few people Vee?
Jericho: I didn't get so drunk they went overboard did they?
Jericho: Maybe just tired I hope
BOB I will let people see if they remember why it is important here in this place for navigation
Levi Reed: They are unfit for duty at this moment
Michael (Jericho): Sirens
BOB nope
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (because of the cliffs?)
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Lots of little islands?
Lemon (Levi Reed): I know it was ooc, but I'm pretending it was IC because I want to
Temperance: I was hoping to return a book I borrowed...
Lemon (Levi Reed): rocks?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (or the shaol? I should open the map...)
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 16]
Michael (Jericho): I swear if I have to do a search
Michael (Jericho): I can't quite remember
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 17]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Direction Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 1]
BOB Harpies Point
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Distance Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 16]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ahh the eagle
Michael (Jericho): Close enough
BOB THEN the rocks if you sail too close
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 6]
Michael (Jericho): Sirens Harpies, same diff
Michael (Jericho): Well
Michael (Jericho): Kinda of
Jericho: I would recommend we not be near an eagle though.
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Land Scent [PERCENT:Land Scent] (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 25] [d100 = 45]
BOB You rounded this in the mornign last time and they came out of the sun to attack
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I'm rolling all the things I can think to roll here without all my mates
Jericho: Give me a sec to think
Carissa (Vee Barlett): If Jericho blessed, does Vee get to reroll? :P
Michael (Jericho): (Was gonna ask)
Michael (Jericho): (We have two priests right?)
BOB not retroactively
BOB Jericho is the only priest
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (I give up on PC, guess it's a laptop night)
BOB Until Wendy gets to play and create what she wants
Jericho: One moment, I'm thinking
BOB If she wants a priest
wyjyoon (Temperance): Still deciding at the moment
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 16]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Not sure if my tracking would work in the sky but
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]
Vee Barlett: cannot remember where the sky is
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Vee Barlett: Y'all keep an eye out for that eagle!
Jericho: Well
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]
Jericho: One moment, the second any of you see anything, I can cast Bless
Lemon (Levi Reed): Can anyone talk to animals that aren't water based?
Vee Barlett: Raimund! Yer crew learn his lesson with the albatross? Might help to have his bow ready in case.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nope
Image: Borinquen
Jericho: I can try to find the eagle, but it will be out of my range for detect animal
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Priests once they hit level 3
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (but we got good obs and alterness rolls so...)
Jericho: I can...cast darkness for a twenty foot range? But in full daylight may not be as effective. Also we woudn't be able to see any rocks, so that's out I think
BOB The Borinquen map has the ship in the correct spot now that you are close enough
Lemon (Levi Reed): Anyone have a goat we can hook to a stake, a la Jurassic Park?
BOB 20 foot range? or 20 foot diameter?
Jericho: Diameter. 120 Yard Range
Michael (Jericho): Diameter. 120 Yard Range
Carissa (Vee Barlett): what about all those salty fish and such?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Do eagles like fish?
Jericho: I mean....I'm sure they do
Jericho: If they like Human, probably like fish
Jericho: Maybe we could dump a load overboard when it sees us?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): eagles love fish
Carissa (Vee Barlett): they often steal from fisherman
wyjyoon (Temperance): We could probably throw it if we had any
Michael (Jericho): (Yes, but do WE know that?)
Michael (Jericho): (LOL)
Levi Reed: opens the crate of salted fish and pulls it up on deck juuuuuust in case
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, good point
Vee Barlett: why wouldn't we? we've all been to docks
Carissa (Vee Barlett): why wouldn't we? we've all been to docks
Michael (Jericho): (I mean, seagulls attack Ice Cream Cones :) )
Michael (Jericho): (True enough)
Michael (Jericho): (Did'nt think about that really)
Michael (Jericho): (Good call)
Lemon (Levi Reed): Seagulls are assholes
Michael (Jericho): And?
Michael (Jericho): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): And nothing. That's it, that's the tweet.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so are eagles , just thieves of the sky
wyjyoon (Temperance): Honestly all animals can become assholes depending on the situation
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Ben Franklin had a lot of opinion on that
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hey now! my cats are sweet babies who never do anything wrong ever!
Lemon (Levi Reed): I've never had an eagle shit on me so...
Michael (Jericho): Die and leave them in your room for a few days
Michael (Jericho): :)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): my cats or some eagles?
Michael (Jericho): The cats
Michael (Jericho): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): I hear they'll eat you starting from the face.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hey it's call survival, I'd rather them survive than starve because I'm dead
Michael (Jericho): I mean, technically everything wants to eat you until your rotten
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and even then things want to eat you
Carissa (Vee Barlett): circle of life!
Michael (Jericho): Exactly. I always said I don't want my Pupper to die. Go to town. I'm dead
The time is 7:00 PM
Michael (Jericho): Sorry bob. Got pretty dark there
Carissa (Vee Barlett): It's evening and that's also when harpies/eagles show up
Vee Barlett: but we're looking and talking and...
Lemon (Levi Reed): Apparently that's normal millenial behavior, according to a friend of mine
Vee Barlett: Y'all rowin'? Can't ya row harder??
Michael (Jericho): Obs/Alertness?
Michael (Jericho): Rowing Hard
Ratbone Carder: rows rows rows
BOB certainly Michael
Jericho: Rowing Hard
Lemon (Levi Reed): Again?
Michael (Jericho): (Anyone with Obs/Alertness LOL)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): more rolls?
Michael (Jericho): (Yeah, time passed)
Levi Reed: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 7]
BOB rowing hard? or hardly rowing?
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 13]
Jericho: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 2]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 11]
Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 8]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Direction Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 10]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Distance Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 12]
Michael (Jericho): I succeeded a STR check? NO!
Michael (Jericho): I don't beleive it!
Ratbone Carder: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 6) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 8]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Land Scent [PERCENT:Land Scent] (vs. Target 20) [SUCCESS by 15] [d100 = 5]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Fueled by adrenaline
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 18]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 12]
Michael (Jericho): Or alchohol. Either or
GM: [d20 = 16]
Spring (Ratbone Carder): land scent?!?!
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 9]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): YAY! THE ONE THAT MATTERS!!
Michael (Jericho): You cast whatever you think will help! lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (yes sea rangers can smell land apparently, lol)
Michael (Jericho): Whew!
Spring (Ratbone Carder): amazing
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 5]
Michael (Jericho): Damn. Lot of good rolls
Ratbone Carder: rows like a maniac to little effect
BOB I will say that Vee is not observant about eagles or harpies but she does do a good job of navigating around the point and into the mouth of the harbor
Michael (Jericho): Well that's good at least
Carissa (Vee Barlett): the rest of the crew was focusing on them so she could focus on sailling, of course
Michael (Jericho): Cliffs are a little less of concern now. Or rocks rather
BOB Ratbone and Levi manage to watch and spot an eagle heading towards the ship
BOB What do you want to do about that?
Michael (Jericho): Spill the fish?
Ratbone Carder: oh hey look!
Jericho: Dammit!
Ratbone Carder: eagle, coming this way!
Jericho: Vee, should we spill the fish? Do you want me to bless us?
BOB Vee is busy
Ratbone Carder: points
Levi Reed: Both
Michael (Jericho): Ah. Can't talk and Guide. Got it
Michael (Jericho): Good for reference
Levi Reed: spills the fish
BOB Tell me where/how
Jericho: [INIT] [MOD:Bless] [d10+10 = 11]
Vee Barlett: Did Raimund give Ault back his bow? He had a good eye.
Michael (Jericho): I would suggest overboard
BOB That was a new Init Michael
Michael (Jericho): A what now?
Michael (Jericho): I do it wrong again?
Michael (Jericho): Sigh
BOB You rolls Initiative
Michael (Jericho): One second
Michael (Jericho): Oh, I need to roll init?
BOB Are you going to Bless? or are you going to help with the fish?
Jericho: Jericho cast a spell NOT memorized.
BOB No you do not
Michael (Jericho): Levi is handling the fish
Levi Reed: I would like to turn the crate on it's side so the fish starts spilling out, like right in the middle of whatever the flattest part of the surface of the ship is
Michael (Jericho): Does he need two people?
Lemon (Levi Reed): ooc
Levi Reed: EVERYONE TAKE COVER!
Michael (Jericho): Oh the ship?
wyjyoon (Temperance): On the ship?
Vee Barlett: can't take cover at the wheel but gets her tridents ready
Lemon (Levi Reed): If it sinks, he's not going to go after it
Michael (Jericho): Still trying to cast bless
Jericho: Jericho cast a spell NOT memorized.
Jericho: Jericho cast a spell NOT memorized.
Jericho: [CAST] Bless
BOB What do you want to cast Bless on?
Lemon (Levi Reed): he's just going to eat us, we're easy and squishy and not sinking
Michael (Jericho): US, hopefully
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (you'll have to drag the effect on to the people from the combat trackers)
BOB Then drag the effect to the icons
BOB Tokens sorry
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (vague memory of me showing you that during birthday game maybe? :) )
Michael (Jericho): Chacter icons right?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Is there any way I can like, get my shortbow ready to give me some kind of advantage the first time I shoot?
Michael (Jericho): (And yes, I think you did)
Lemon (Levi Reed): If it comes to that
Michael (Jericho): Drag the effect right?
BOB Yes you can try to Lemon
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [by Jericho]
Michael (Jericho): Ah, was dragging to Icons like you said Bob. Not toeksn
Lemon (Levi Reed): Is that a roll or do I just say it?
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Lirtimya] [by Jericho]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Matthias Crowtooth] [by Jericho]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to MeLange] [by Jericho]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Vee Barlett] [by Jericho]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Levi Reed] [by Jericho]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Ratbone Carder] [by Jericho]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Jericho]
Bird, Giant Eagle : [Translation] SCREEEEEECH
<font color="#000000">SCREEEEEECH
[understood by: ]
Michael (Jericho): (Done. Sorry about that again)
Vee Barlett : [Translation] BACK OFF BUCK A ROO!
<font color="#000000">BACK OFF BUCK A ROO!
[understood by: Vee Barlett]
Michael (Jericho): (Almost blessed the bird. That would hav esucked)
Levi Reed: Everyone stay away from the fish! Try to get under something so you aren't the easiest meal!
Spring (Ratbone Carder): i LOLed
Michael (Jericho): Hunkers near the oars
Jericho: Hunkers near the oars
Levi Reed: stands near Vee with the crossbow ready
Ratbone Carder: gets under the rowing bench
Lemon (Levi Reed): By near I mean like, totally squished up against
BOB I will give Levi one shot before the eagle swoops down
Michael (Jericho): Wow
Michael (Jericho): Well, we tried guys!
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 12]
Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 7 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]
Michael (Jericho): Not sure what the bird said, so kinda guessing here
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nice!
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]
[2] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [STATUS: Light]
BOB Now we start Init
Ratbone Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 5]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Well, maybe he will be scared enough to just want fish
BOB So Yes everyone can roll
Jericho: Jericho tried to roll initiative again. (hold alt-key while rolling to force re-roll)
Levi Reed: [INIT] [d10 = 4]
[TURN] Lirtimya - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]
Jericho: Jericho forced re-roll of initiative.
Jericho: [INIT] [d10 = 7]
[TURN] Matthias Crowtooth - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]
Vee Barlett: [INIT] [-1] [d10-1 = 8]
[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 7 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]
BOB You get two attacks this round Levi
[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]
Michael (Jericho): When feathers are wet, they can't fly right?
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 17]
Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 7 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Punching [TYPE: Blungeoning (1d2=2)] [d2 = 2]
[2] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle]
Ratbone Carder has delayed their turn until the end of round.
[TURN] Bird, Giant Eagle
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yay!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yup, had to soak parrots at my old job to cool them off and they hated it
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nice! again?
Lemon (Levi Reed): I missed the first one
BOB I will say that there are the four of you on deck along with 8 other crew people (including Temperance)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh wait! temperance hasn't rolled init
BOB and so 1-4 etc
Ratbone Carder: oh wait, I didn't attack because i didn't think the eagle had dived yet
BOB She does not have a character to roll
BOB It is diving now
wyjyoon (Temperance): Can't roll yet, sorry : (
Lemon (Levi Reed): We will fix that this weekend. We have both been ill
Michael (Jericho): How far away in the air bob? IN yards preferrably?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): oh I didn't realize that wasn't possible with that character, sorry
Spring (Ratbone Carder): oh okay good. i saw bludgeoning damage and was confused
BOB Did you want to Not move to the end?
Spring (Ratbone Carder): i'm good at the end. i have no ranged weapons
BOB Oh good catch Spring I missed that
Spring (Ratbone Carder): i don't count the knife
BOB Lemon you rolled the wrong damage die
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, whoops
BOB You rolled punching instead of the arrow
Lemon (Levi Reed): So... reroll or?
Michael (Jericho): (I always got that mixed up. Kind of funny. I punch you with my bow!)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol just punch the eagle, that's fineeee
BOB Yes reroll
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]
[5] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [STATUS: Moderate]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Heyyyy, that worked out
Carissa (Vee Barlett): even better
Bird, Giant Eagle's health adjusted by +2
Spring (Ratbone Carder): woo hoo!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Nice!
BOB and now the d12 to see who gets attacked
GM: [d12 = 12]
Jericho: [d12 = 11]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I hope the fish are one of them
Michael (Jericho): Oh sorry bob
BOB Misc crew person
Ratbone Carder: [d12 = 4]
BOB Gets SNATCHED up
Michael (Jericho): Before it attacks, do any of us get a reaction? Or directly after?
Ratbone Carder: oh no!
Lemon (Levi Reed): So just for Wendy's information... last time we came through here, one of these eagles picked up our navigator (not a player, just a rando) and picked them up and ripped out their throat
BOB This is the round it happens
Carissa (Vee Barlett): even injured??
Michael (Jericho): So I am next?
BOB Yes Jericho is up
Effect ['Casting Bless;(C)'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Jericho]
[TURN] Jericho - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]
Jericho: Jericho cast a spell NOT memorized.
Jericho: [CAST] Create Water [at Bird, Giant Eagle]
Jericho: Drenches the eagle with water
Jericho: Drenches the eagle with water
wyjyoon (Temperance): Sounds just about as fearsome as an eagle would be @ Lemon
BOB so how many gallons of water?
Michael (Jericho): 8 Gallons, so about 56 Pounds?
BOB ok
Michael (Jericho): roughyl?
Michael (Jericho): Forgot how much weight it was exactly
Michael (Jericho): 64
Bird, Giant Eagle: [SAVE] vs. Breath [d20 = 3]
Save [3] [Target 16] -> [for Bird, Giant Eagle] [FAILURE]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Michael (Jericho) described it as "death by throat displacement" which is still one of my favorite quotes ever from this game.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): a pint is a pound the whole world round
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Michael (Jericho): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, that's where that came from
Carissa (Vee Barlett): to both
BOB So yes the eagle SNATCHES the sailor and Jericho DUMPS water on it before it can fly off
BOB and it lands awkwardly on the deck
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ratbone is a sailor now?
BOB Vee then Rat
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (nice!)
[TURN] Vee Barlett - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]
Lemon (Levi Reed): But also fantastic job, Michael
Vee Barlett: holding the ship steady and therefore holding her turn.
[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]
Michael (Jericho): Mostly trying to save the poor Misc crew member from having Throat Displacement :(
Michael (Jericho): No one deserves taht
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Hey now, it might be face displacement. The eagle doesn't discriminate.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): patience please, am clumsy tonight
Lemon (Levi Reed): I thought it snatched Spring. am I wrong?
wyjyoon (Temperance): No, throat displacement would be rather unpleasant. Good on you
BOB Not Rat, was a misc crew person
Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 7 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
Lemon (Levi Reed): oh. I'm less worried now.
'TMO' connected
BOB That is a hti
Carissa (Vee Barlett): nice!
Spring (Ratbone Carder): is it large?
Michael (Jericho): (oh, and thanks guys :) I'm glad it actually worked)
Spring (Ratbone Carder): i thought someone else's roll would say
BOB and Rothuss comes up on the deck just in time to see Ratbone SMASH her club down on top of a giant eagle
Carissa (Vee Barlett): same, good thinking!
BOB Yes large
Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Club [TYPE: bludgeoning, large (1d3=1)] [d3 = 1]
[ROUND 2]
Rothuss Carder: Good shot sis!
Michael (Jericho): AND STAY DOWN
BOB You did not roll it onto the Eagle Spring
Michael (Jericho): You've been clubbed
Rothuss Carder: draws his sword and looks around for a target.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): oh try again?
BOB Yes to Spring
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yes
Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Club [TYPE: bludgeoning, large (1d3=1)] [d3 = 1]
[1] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle]
Lemon (Levi Reed): We can do better...
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, I guess we can't
Rothuss Carder: Advanced Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [by Torch]
[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 29]]
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Okay still 1 but hopefully every little bit helps
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi tmo!
Michael (Jericho): Hi TMO!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Hi TMO!
Michael (Jericho): Just in time to maybe save "Misc Sailor"
Spring (Ratbone Carder): oh hey hi TMO!
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Hi! Is there a map for me? nothing came up
BOB No map just hte CT
Spring (Ratbone Carder): No rolling onto the combat tracker
Spring (Ratbone Carder): comma after no
Image: Borinquen
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 8]
Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 7 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 7 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]
TMO (Rothuss Carder): do I need to roll an init for next round?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Is this a one hit or a two hit or how does combat even work?
BOB No to TMO you are good
BOB you went first this round
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=4)] [d8 = 4]
[4] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [STATUS: Heavy]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): one hit this round
[TURN] Bird, Giant Eagle
Carissa (Vee Barlett): two every other tounf
wyjyoon (Temperance): A machete, wow
BOB BITING at Levi
Bird, Giant Eagle: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 2]
Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite Attack) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 7 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Jericho - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [by Jericho]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): wow that did not say round, sorry, I blame cat distraction
[TURN] Vee Barlett - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]
Vee Barlett: still focused on keeping the ship on course
[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Not now, but later, preferably in discord, can someone link me the page that explains the combat rules so I know when to hit twice or whatever?
Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 7 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
Michael (Jericho): Pretty much higher level, but yes we can do that :)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): if i can remember where to find it sure
Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Club [TYPE: bludgeoning, large (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]
[3] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [STATUS: Critical]
TMO (Rothuss Carder): her dice are hot tonight
[ROUND 3]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ratbone smash!
Spring (Ratbone Carder): BLUDGEON!!!
Spring (Ratbone Carder): hee hee
[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 28] | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]
wyjyoon (Temperance): Ratbone used bludgeoning, it was very effective
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 10]
Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 7 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 3]]
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 18]
Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 7 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): her brother is astonished at her violence and missed the big obvious target
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=3)] [d8 = 3]
[3] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle]
[TURN] Bird, Giant Eagle
Rothuss Carder: can't find an avenue to attack through the press of people attacking the eagle.
BOB It is flapping its wings but it cannot fly, it is stuck on the ship's deck and it cannot swim so has to lash out
Bird, Giant Eagle: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite Attack) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 7 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): it's still alive??
Bird, Giant Eagle: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite Attack [TYPE: slashing (2d6=3)] [2d6 = 3]
[3] -> [to Levi Reed] [STATUS: Light]
[TURN] Jericho - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 3]]
Spring (Ratbone Carder): thingy says critical
Levi Reed: Ouch! Dude, I tried to give you fiiiish
Michael (Jericho): One sec. Checking spells
Michael (Jericho): (Might be out)
Vee Barlett: It's fine! Just kill it and let Jericho lay his hands on you later!
Michael (Jericho): Bob keep me honest, but I think I have one more then I'm tapped otu
Michael (Jericho): Checking
BOB How many did you cast?
Michael (Jericho): two
Michael (Jericho): bless twice
Michael (Jericho): OH and water
Jericho: I'm out
Lemon (Levi Reed): Rothuss doesn't have a way to commuincate with the eagle, right?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): you blessed twice?
Jericho: I can't do anything more!
BOB So you used three of your five
Michael (Jericho): GR
Vee Barlett: Poke it with a knife!
Lemon (Levi Reed): I hate killing anything without trying to talk to it first, when we can
Michael (Jericho): I miscounted. Again
BOB The little radio buttons for Spell SLots
Michael (Jericho): Panicked thinking
Michael (Jericho): uh, uh....
Jericho: Panicked thinking
Jericho: uh, uh....
Effect ['Blinded'] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [by Jericho]
[TURN] Vee Barlett - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 3]]
[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 3]]
Rothuss Carder: take it down Ratbone!
Bird, Giant Eagle: [SAVE] vs. Spell [EFFECTS -4] [d20-4 = 2]
Save [2] [Target 16] -> [for Bird, Giant Eagle] [FAILURE]
Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20 = 1]
Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 11 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]
[ROUND 4]
BOB So yes it is blinded because it failed its save
[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 27] | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 3]
Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 11 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 2]]
Michael (Jericho): I think semi-pacsifism is actually kind of possible in this game.
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 10]
Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 11 ] [AC: 9 ] [HIT]
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=8)] [d8 = 8]
[8] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 6] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
Michael (Jericho): At least, I have yet to establish otherwise
[TURN] Bird, Giant Eagle - [Blinded; [D: 110]]
[TURN] Jericho - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 2]]
Jericho: You seem to got this for now!
Jericho: Heal you up when you are done
BOB It is not moving
[TURN] Vee Barlett - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 2]]
Vee Barlett: Nicely done. Toss it in the sea and let it be done.
[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 2]]
Levi Reed: wait
Levi Reed: Surely these feathers are worth something?
Jericho: Shrugs
Vee Barlett: You're getting blood all over my.... this ship.
Jericho: I'm just glad our sailor didn't...die
Ratbone Carder: I was going to suggest we want the meat.
Jericho: Are you okay sir?
Levi Reed: turns the crate back right side up, hopefully saving like half the salted fish
Jericho: Levi, get over here. I need to see that wound
Vee Barlett: The longer you wait. So someone needs to clean it up. So either move it somewhere and process it or toss it.
Jericho: Don't bitch about it either
Levi Reed: Ugh, fine
Rothuss Carder: puts his sabre away.
Levi Reed: submits to Jericho
Vee Barlett: You're the hunter, yeah?
Vee Barlett: Just throw in a crate then.
Bird, Giant Eagle: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]
Michael (Jericho): Playing dead eh?
GM: [d8 = 1]
Spring (Ratbone Carder): wait what?
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20-1 = 6]
BOB He is dead Levi
BOB Had 1 hit point and took 4 point from the claw attack
Michael (Jericho): Oh. ANother eagle then?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Another guy died??? Ugh
Lemon (Levi Reed): Lol, I am, but I do not have any of those skills that a hunter should have. My reasoning was that I just trade all my stuff in
Lemon (Levi Reed): Who's dead? Me?
Michael (Jericho): Oh. The sailer is dead?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): no the crew guy
Carissa (Vee Barlett): red shirt #2
Jericho: Dammit
Jericho: Sigh
Carissa (Vee Barlett): WAIT
Lemon (Levi Reed): What!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): do NPCs have the same rules?? like... he's not at -10 so....
BOB grins yes
Lemon (Levi Reed): I call shenanigans!
Michael (Jericho): Oh thank gods
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Bind him up and cure 'em!
Michael (Jericho): not negative?
Michael (Jericho): OK
Jericho: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 10]
Jericho: Oh this looks bad
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so bind to walking wounded, cure light wound to get him conscious
Levi Reed: Wait, take care of the sailor first. He looks worse off than me
Jericho: We can fix this
Jericho: [SKILL] Healing [2] [MOD:WIS] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20-1 = 12]
Jericho: [SKILL] Herbalism [2] [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 4] [d20-1 = 16]
BOB Jericho stops the bleeding and brings him back to zero
Jericho: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 5]
BOB Not awake but not dead
BOB Ok that will make him walking wounded
Jericho: Oh boy. Thought we lost you!
Jericho: And now go down below and rest
Jericho: Not that I'm your captain or anything
Carissa (Vee Barlett): well hopefully we don't need any more spells, just realized maybe we should have left him to sleep it off, but details, lol
Johannes Heilprin: Stutters, Thank you Sir
Michael (Jericho): Honestly, I kind of actually was worried abou tthe Red Shirt
Michael (Jericho): lol
Jericho: Smiles
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Jericho: It was no trouble at all. Another day to go get drunk later eh?
Rothuss Carder: How come no one woke me up for the excitement?
Jericho: But for now, I recommend you go sleep off that...er...eagle
Johannes Heilprin: Grunts yes Sir
Vee Barlett: Not sure what to tell ya, Rothuss. We all yelled eagle multiple times. Ya wear earplugs to nap?
Jericho: Shit happens Rothuss. Don't worry about it
Ratbone Carder: We were a little busy, Bubba
Jericho: I figured you were on the pot
Jericho: And with that, I'm hungover, and tapped out
Jericho: Sits heavily on bench, and grumbles as he picks up the oars
Levi Reed: I'm telling you, hair of the dog. Have a tiny drink
Jericho: Will it really work? Or are you just saing that
Ratbone Carder: It's true.
Vee Barlett: Has Levi every lied to you?
Ratbone Carder: I don't know HOW it works, but it works
Jericho: ..........
Carissa (Vee Barlett): *ever
Jericho: I'm not sure?
Levi Reed: See? Maybe you don't trust me, I get that, but RATBONE wouldn't lie to you
Vee Barlett: And Ratbone definitely doesn't makeup stories.
Levi Reed: Probably
Jericho: Reaches over to the flask
Jericho: Reaches over to the flask
Jericho: Swigs and gags despite himself. Forces another mouthful and passes it back
Jericho: Dear gods
Ratbone Carder: Oh I absolutely make up stories. but not about hangover cures
Ratbone Carder: that stuff is serious
Jericho: I definitely need to improve that flavor for you
Vee Barlett: laughs
Levi Reed: Ok, that's enough man, don't go crazy
wyjyoon (Temperance): Are the remains of the eagle still on the ship, by the way? Maybe I missed the clean up
Jericho: Well which is it?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (I think so)
Ratbone Carder: yeah you don't want to re-drunken
Jericho: Want to claim the eagle?
Levi Reed: You took two drinks, that should do it
Jericho: Not sure it's good for much but no idea about the feathers
Ratbone Carder: it's hair of the dog, not the whole dog
Vee Barlett: HEY! Temperance, can ya help clean up the eagle? Or toss it in a crate? These drunk louts ain't doin' their job.
Jericho: Sigh
Jericho: Sigh
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol, ask and ye shall recieve
Jericho: Right. Hair of dog not whole dog. I'll have to remember that
BOB No clean up yet, they were goign to then got distracted by saving someone's life :rolls eyes:
Carissa (Vee Barlett): right? overrated
Ratbone Carder: getting a bucket of sea water to slosh the deck with
Levi Reed: Will it fit in that fish crate?
Michael (Jericho): (Well, I mean, I had ptsd of eagle carry offs. And gryphon carry offs. And dragon carryoffs. Look it never ends well)
Rothuss Carder: strips off his shirt and plunks himself down on a bench for his turn with the oars.
Temperance: I may need a sizable crate for that.
Levi Reed: You can stuff it in there, we can find someone at the docks who can make use of this thing
BOB No it is about 10 foot across
Lemon (Levi Reed): Hmm
Lemon (Levi Reed): Well, good luck Temperance
Carissa (Vee Barlett): GIANT eagle so... you're right might sell for something
Jericho: Holy crap. That IS a giant egale. I'm actually kind of impressed. Good shots with the crossbow btw
Jericho: Let's mount the head in our bar?
Jericho: Come on, it'll be so cool!
Jericho: Please VEE?
Rothuss Carder: Take some feathers. They'd make impressive trophies.
Levi Reed: Yikes, no thank you
Jericho: I don't ask for much
Levi Reed: Maybe a claw
Temperance: Would whales eat remains of an eagle?
Levi Reed: The head is too creepy
Vee Barlett: You know how much it'd cost to process it? You find a reasonable taxidermist and maybe.
Jericho: Sigh. Well, there's always next time
Vee Barlett: But I do like the thought of some feathers in my cap...
Jericho: Jumps up. Oars forgotten.
Jericho: Jumps up. Oars forgotten.
Jericho: Oh, that's brilliaint! I want some!
Vee Barlett: If a whale is hungry enough, probably. So if it comes back he can have it, aybe.
Levi Reed: You know Rocco will want the feathers, even if no one else does
Jericho: Shrugs
Jericho: Plenty to go around
Jericho: Smiles
Temperance: I thought it would be two birds with one stone, if it did.
Jericho: Snorts
Ratbone Carder: hahaha
Rothuss Carder: I got Animal Rending for knowing how to shear and process goats. Would it cover taking care of this carcass as well, since I use it slightly differently?
Vee Barlett: Oh! Dad might, sure. But ain't lettin' you give him any.
-> Rothuss Carder: Yes
Jericho: Might buy him some favor though Vee
Jericho: Contemplates
Levi Reed: I wouldn't dare
Jericho: He'd like it as a gift from you
Levi Reed: I was suggesting it for your consideration
Jericho: Show him you care
Rothuss Carder: Hold on a sec, lemme look at that bird a minute.
Vee Barlett: Nah, not my worry. My concern is him hittin' on my dads. AGAIN.
Jericho: No, I meant it would just be nice. I'm sure they might appreciate it as a token of your adventure....
Jericho: I sound stupid don't I
Rothuss Carder: drops down to his knees next to it and starts moving it around, looking at it from all angles.
Levi Reed: Hey, I only openly hit on them once, and it was only Rocco!
Jericho: I'm just going to stop talking now
Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Animal Rending [MOD:DEX] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20-1 = 11]
Vee Barlett: Nah, we're just talkin' about different things.
Michael (Jericho): HOLY CRAP! YOU HAVE THAT PROFICIENCY?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ahhh, good someone has something useful for this, yay!
Michael (Jericho): OH MY GOD
Lemon (Levi Reed): TMO saves teh day again!
Levi Reed: Wow, Rothuss. Look at you go
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Mini on his way in.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): hee! i forgot all about that
Michael (Jericho): This truly IS a well rounded team. WOW
Vee Barlett: Uh huh. Sure. But ya always talked about your crush on Pa before, too.
Levi Reed: Only when I'm drunk
Rothuss Carder: Oh yeah, I can do something with this...
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (oh good, so we can get to harbor safetly with first matey!)
Vee Barlett: Which is all the time.
Levi Reed: winks
Rothuss Carder: Best if I get started as soon as possible. You okay for me to skip rowing to work on it?
Rothuss Carder: Best if I get started as soon as possible. You okay for me to skip rowing to work on it?
Michael (Jericho): (speaking of...bob where are we? Considering Vee actually manned the helm?)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (sorry)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (scrolls and dragged that chat)
Vee Barlett: Go for it.
Levi Reed: I'll row double time to make up for it man
TMO (Rothuss Carder): ah, I wondered what happened.
Vee Barlett: We're almost to dock.
Levi Reed: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 2] [d20-1 = 17]
Rothuss Carder: You want the whole bird, or part of it?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Or I won't. I'm injured, after all
Vee Barlett: Save all ya can.
BOB just the breast meat
TMO (Rothuss Carder): yum
BOB grins
Levi Reed: Yeah, especially a claw to mount
Michael (Jericho): Feathers right?
Vee Barlett: Save me a handful of them feathers, though.
Levi Reed: I'll give it to Jericho as a gift, if we can find a reasonable taxidermist
Vee Barlett: I'll take the other claw. As a gift
Ratbone Carder: I'll take a talon for a necklace
Jericho: You know, I'd bet one of these claws would make a hell of a scary ass dagger when filed down
Ratbone Carder: oh unless there aren't any more
Jericho: Like that merchant said
Vee Barlett: Ah fine, I suppose I can keep the feathers. Take yer necklace, club fiend.
'JtomTMO' connected
Jericho: A story can sell a hell of a find
Rothuss Carder: Okay, so the bird in as many bad ass pieces as I can manage.
Ratbone Carder: huge grin
Jericho: If we turn it into a dagger, who knows what stories we could sell it with
Rothuss Carder: But not a whole bird.
Vee Barlett: Yes.
Temperance: There's the beak too. It looks rather large, if anyone wants that.
Jericho: Contemplates
BOB And to be clear do you have a plan for when you arrive in the city? In Character and Out of Character?
Vee Barlett: Hmm, a beak could work
Lemon (Levi Reed): First stop is the dad's house
Rothuss Carder: Right-o, Cap'n.
Michael (Jericho): We are taking to Vee Dad's and Jericho prays that he gets the stamp
Lemon (Levi Reed): Levi might head out to look for a taxidermist while they're in there doing aliases and sucking up to dads and whatnot
Michael (Jericho): Then sneaking to the Cathedral with the stamp with Jericho in disguise, hopefully rid himself of geas, and then we flee back to Achile
Rothuss Carder: calls over two seamen who aren't immediately busy and has them bring over a tarp and roll the corpse onto it, and the three of them lug the bird over to an open area on the deck of the ship.
BOB So OOC you are taking the bottle of rum to the Dad's and giving it to them? Or?
Michael (Jericho): I mean, I had hoped Vee would mention that Jericho would literally die if he didn't bring it to the cathedral, but I can do that part
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Vee is taking it with her to discuss with them. She's not stupid enough to hand it over.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): i'm endlessly amused that a STR 6 character clubbed a giant eagle effectively. it must have been about aim
TMO (Rothuss Carder): how many rolls do you want on the bird, Bob? Or did the first roll cover the whole thing?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): They didn't raise her to be THAT stupid :P
BOB Yes to Lemon that is why I am trying to get a clear idea of your plans so in case Jericho has to flee town and leave Levi behind....
BOB Just that roll for TMO
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol Levi has tracking, it's fineee
Carissa (Vee Barlett): He'll find him.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, Levi will be able to find his way back
Lemon (Levi Reed): Might take awhile but
Lemon (Levi Reed): Everyone will be training soon anyway, I got time
Carissa (Vee Barlett): it's an island, how far can Jericho flee?
BOB Not far enough to get away from the Church
Michael (Jericho): Hey, he's asking for a way to pretend he's someone else when he's not directly in The temple of Sunsets
BOB at least not easily
Michael (Jericho): One way to move aorund a bit more carefully, while still representing his faith
Carissa (Vee Barlett): this is why we're entering the negotiation phase
Michael (Jericho): Right
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Hi everyone
Carissa (Vee Barlett): if Dads help, great, and if not, then it's still Vee's by right of seduction so we take it to the damn church
BOB just making sure of everything
Michael (Jericho): Hey Bud!
BOB and hey there JTom
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Hi Mini!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Hello Lirt!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol you have so many names now
Spring (Ratbone Carder): hi JTom/Mini!
Michael (Jericho): And by Damn church, the one she received the quest from. The cathedral aint getting jack
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Jericho]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Ratbone Carder]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Vee Barlett]
Effect ['Blinded'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Bird, Giant Eagle]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Levi Reed]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Rothuss Carder]
Effect ['Torch;LIGHT: 10/15 torch;Torch'] -> [EXPIRED] [on Rothuss Carder]
The time is 9:00 PM
wyjyoon (Temperance): Hi!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): sorry I meant damn cathedral to get the geas off you THEN the church
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Collecting titles Spring :)
Image: South side small docks Osterhold
Carissa (Vee Barlett): the church isn't really someone she's mad at. too much.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): hahahah
Michael (Jericho): (no I just meant that the temple of sunsets wouldn't make you an enemy for not brinign it back. We LIVE there, the Cathedral is HERE)
Michael (Jericho): (The cathedral doesn't even know about you relaly)
Michael (Jericho): (So you are safe both ways)
Michael (Jericho): (Gave it a lot of thought this past week LOL)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): exactly
Michael (Jericho): My only gap is how the Dads play
Carissa (Vee Barlett): she'll try to help BUT kind of what I meant by no skin off her back... she's kept her self safe here ;)
BOB I do think I did a nice job on that map of the docks
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and that's the fun to find out!
Michael (Jericho): Docks map?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): how spoiled is she? how well can she manipulate them? how helpful are they? one way to find out!
Michael (Jericho): what deals might have to be made
Michael (Jericho): shudder
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes yes pat yourself on the back there, ol
Michael (Jericho): That was to bob right?
Michael (Jericho): Lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): it'll always be better than her deal with Rothuss, right? lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (yes, lol)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): ...Ruff
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Not Rothuss. Unless she made a drunk deal with him....
Rothuss Carder: whistles while he works.
Michael (Jericho): Found it! Southside small docks osterhold
Michael (Jericho): whew. Getting better at this
Michael (Jericho): :)
Spring (Ratbone Carder): Oh yeah, this docks map is nice!
Michael (Jericho): So, remember I needed that ten minutes I warned about?
Michael (Jericho): Can I please take it real quick?
BOB Go
Carissa (Vee Barlett): go now
Michael (Jericho): BRB
User has gone AFK. (Michael)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): are we docked? does first matey need to bring us into port?
BOB Yes please a roll from Lirt
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): What am I rolling?
BOB Navigation
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 1]
Carissa (Vee Barlett): NICE
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and again this is why she is first mate!
BOB Feather light touch as you skim right into the docks
TMO (Rothuss Carder): I didn't know this boat could fly. Is this Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Vee Barlett: Damn fine job, First Mate.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Apparently with Lirt it can
Vee Barlett: And once again, Matty's down below and can't see why ya got that promotion.
Spring (Ratbone Carder): no bumping or anything
Ratbone Carder: no bumping or anything
BOB So it is night
The date is Mid____de, 7th Man (Early Spring), 586 SGR
Young Moon's phase is New Moon
Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous
The date is Mid____de, 7th Man (Early Spring), 586 SGR
Young Moon's phase is New Moon
Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous
The time is 9:00 PM
Spring: Um, I've got migraine aura, sorry
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so... really plan one is to find a place to sleep, still hopefully at home
Carissa (Vee Barlett): no worries, go rest as you need
Carissa (Vee Barlett): migraines suck
BOB Go get rest Spring
Spring: I gotta go get drugs and sleep right now. But I'll see you next time!
'Spring' disconnected
Carissa (Vee Barlett): night! feel better!
TMO (Rothuss Carder): bye baby sis!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oof, I hope you feel better!
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Night!
BOB So do you want to sleep on teh ship? head into the city and try to sleep at Vee's Dad's place?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): you all know her vote so you need to vote
BOB That would be Rothuss and LIrt, the other two are afk
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Oh, off the ship, no question.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): and hers is probably stay on board
Carissa (Vee Barlett): really hope Vee can sneak in a bath before her "meeting"
BOB The docks are right there wink
Carissa (Vee Barlett): pretty sure those are not up to Rocco's standards
BOB Very true
Carissa (Vee Barlett): but you know Vee probably usually just jumps in the water, lol
User is back. (Lemon)
Lemon (Levi Reed): They are probably used to her coming home stinky
BOB So the group makes their way through the dark streets of the city, the occasional Continual Light lamp post on a corner to help guide the way
Carissa (Vee Barlett): and at odd hours
BOB Vee, Levi, Rothuss, Jericho, Lirt
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, it sounds like they keep odd hours, too
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Vee never comes back at the even hours, everyone knows that
Pilon: LOL
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh THIS clown again?
Pilon: How are ya Violet?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Get a job, Pilon
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Vee Barlett: Fuck you? Word doesn't travel that fast.
Lemon (Levi Reed): That's what I was thinking
Rothuss Carder: The head of the eagle was a bit bashed about, but I got the claws and beak, and a whole bunch of straight feathers.
Rothuss Carder: And some eagle meat.
Pilon: ICK
Vee Barlett: Hey. Ignore him. What the hell have you heard?
Pilon: and what word traveling where?
Vee Barlett: When's the last time I went by Violet?
Pilon: When you were a drunk mess with that lord fonto something
Vee Barlett: Oh. Hmm, damn. I need to start changing up my names more.
Pilon: At least three years ago?
Vee Barlett: Alright, alright. Just got me a little edge there for a minute.
Pilon: Huh
Levi Reed: Don't you have anything better to do than harp on gossip from three years ago, Pilon?
Rothuss Carder: Permissioin to call you Lettie, Cap'n!
Pilon: I am not the one who asked
Vee Barlett: Sierously. Of all names to call me right now.
Levi Reed: You're the one who brought it up
Lemon (Levi Reed): dingus
Vee Barlett: Lettie? Hell no.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Damn, this Pilon isn't in anyone's good graces
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Pilon: She really likes Vetti
Lemon (Levi Reed): He just hangs out on the doorstep
Lemon (Levi Reed): That's all he does
Vee Barlett: Hmm, Vetti was fun. That might be for the next time.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (he's a guard)
Lemon (Levi Reed): Sure he is
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (he's supposed to seem like he can't do shit, but he probably could beat all of us almost)
Vee Barlett: I need a bath. Are my dads home? Eh, actually. That can wait until morning. I need a bath.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, I see. Duly noted
Pilon: Vee, Violet, Vetti, Veronica did not last more than once I think
Vee Barlett: Nah, wasn't a fan of Veronica. Too.... girlie? I don't know.
Levi Reed: You forgot Valencia
Levi Reed: I liked that one
Pilon: I did not know that one!
Vee Barlett: Oh thanks. Addin' to the gossip now.
Vee Barlett: I got a list. But I ain't sharing it with this gossip circle.
Pilon: So the old man is out of town
Vee Barlett: Damn it.
Pilon: Your Pa is here though
Rothuss Carder: Viola? Violin?
Vee Barlett: Well that works.
Vee Barlett: Viola? Hmm, I'll consider it.
Lemon (Levi Reed): What's wrong, BOB? Dont' have another Queer Eye for the Medieval Guy in ya?
Pilon: Violence is what I call her
Vee Barlett: Well Pa doesn't care if I smell. Maybe I'll talk to him first. Is Dad coming back tomorrow or out of town for awhile?
Vee Barlett: grins
Pilon: Not sure he left up river yesterday, checking on some orchards
Vee Barlett: sighs dramatically
Pilon: I woudl guess at least 4 or 5 days
Levi Reed: Uhuh. Orchards.
Vee Barlett: I was really hoping he'd give the priest a makeover, but I suppose we'll figure out something else.
User is back. (Michael)
Pilon: Why do you want to work him over?
Rothuss Carder: is playing around behind the group, holding an eagle claw in each hand and clawing at the air in front of him.
Pilon: I can get some guys for that
Vee Barlett: To hide that stick better.
Michael (Jericho): My bad. Took longe rthen I thought
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Vee Barlett: laughs
Vee Barlett: Not sure he needs that work over... probably.... maybe? Hmm....
Lemon (Levi Reed): I don't think it's even been ten minutes?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Welcome back!
Michael (Jericho): (Am I here? I will need to read summary)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): we're talking to stoop kid
Carissa (Vee Barlett): rocco is out of town
Michael (Jericho): (So I am here. But more scary dad is in town?)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): pilon has offered to get some guys to "work him over" which... interpret as you will
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yes
Michael (Jericho): (Well gee, how could I turn down his interpreation of work over?)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): speak up if you want it!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): he just offered it
Levi Reed: Hey, if anybody but Rocco is going to work this guy over, it's going to be me
Jericho: Well, instead of beating me senseless, I may need a reasonable disguise if you know how that works.
Levi Reed: winks at Jericho
Jericho: I'm afraid I'm not much good at that sort of thing
Jericho: Smiles
Lemon (Levi Reed): I've never had a character that winked. And now this clown does it all the time. How did I get to this point in my life?
Jericho: I think it's kind of funny and cool :)
Michael (Jericho): I think it's kind of funny and cool :)
Jericho: that was OOC
Michael (Jericho): that was OOC
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
TMO (Rothuss Carder): was that OOC too? :)
Michael (Jericho): ...yes lol
Pilon: Stands up and unlocks the front door
Pilon: Is anyone chasing you?
Jericho: More like, I need to be very inconspicuous for a trip to the Cathedral
Levi Reed: Not yet
Vee Barlett: I don't believe so, but I wasn't the only one chasing what I got.
Jericho: Points to Vee
Jericho: And that
Pilon: It was a joke
Vee Barlett: And the priest has some trouble with the Cathedral, but that ain't me.
Pilon: Of course people are chasing you
Jericho: Rolls eyes
Pilon: You are Vee
Vee Barlett: laughs
Vee Barlett: Yeah, but I meant in the immediate. As in, can catch me soon.
Vee Barlett: Not in general.
Jericho: Let's not say trouble, more like temporailry escalated conflicts
Lirtimya: Chuckles
Vee Barlett: Whatever. You're here for a reason, yeah?
Levi Reed: Temporarily escalated conflicts, throat displacement, tomato tomahto
Vee Barlett: I need to go find Pa.
Jericho: Smiles. Yes, but it sound so much better right Levi?
Pilon: I would say good luck but not sure you will if you interupt him tonight
Pilon: Might want to wait until morning
Levi Reed: If you're trying to be fancy, sure
Vee Barlett: Fine fine. You can just tell me I smell and should focus on a bath first.
Michael (Jericho): (I'm going to love coming up with more of these "phrases")
Levi Reed: I like to call a pig a pig
Jericho: Well.....depends on if you are actually talking to a pig Levi
Vee Barlett: Come on, y'all. I ain't the only one needing to clean up and sleep.
Jericho: I need to check Levi's shoulder
Jericho: But yes, he can get clean. Would be good for himi
BOB So going inside and upstairs
Vee Barlett: Fine but don't crowd Pilon's stoop. He get possessive about it.
BOB you have beds
BOB and can sleep for the night
Jericho: And...good to see you Pilon
Jericho: Smiles
Rothuss Carder: Oh yass, a real bed!
Jericho: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 18) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 20]
Lemon (Levi Reed): yayyy
BOB So that everyone can get spells back, and heal, etc
Jericho: [SKILL] Healing [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 15] [d20 = 2]
Michael (Jericho): Want to see about that wound, even if no good roll. More like keeping in character :)
BOB Healing does not give any HP back, only if done the same round
Michael (Jericho): Yep
Michael (Jericho): Just keeping in character :_)
BOB But yes in character checking things is good
Michael (Jericho): Doing my part
Jericho: Worries
Jericho: Well
Jericho: It's not great, but you'll live
Levi Reed: Ouch, don't poke it like that!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): it does for healing overnight but you have to give up sleep for it or something, if I remember right
Jericho: Keep it clean and switch up your bandages
Jericho: And yes, we smell.
Jericho: Off you go. Take your bath
Jericho: Waves him off
Levi Reed: Sure you don't want to join me?
BOB If you sleep through the night while camping etc you heal for 2 points overnight sleeping in a safe place, bed, etc you get 3 point per night
Levi Reed's health adjusted by +3
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Oh look, nice beds solves his healing problem!
Jericho: uh.....if you are not serious, then no. If yes, then appreciate the invitation, but no thank you. Please don't take that the wrong way. Just not good with relationships and not sure I want to start one.
Levi Reed: Who said anything about a RELATIONSHIP
Jericho: Then....still no
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Jericho: But buy you a drink later
Jericho: For the kind offer
Jericho: Smiles
Levi Reed: Putting the horse before the cart there, buddy
Rothuss Carder: chuckles and waves goodnight as he heads to his bed.
Vee Barlett: is pretending to be asleep after bathing but is really eavesdropping
Jericho: Yeah......this is akward and i'm not good people. Take care of that shoulder.
Jericho: I need a bath
Jericho: Flustered a little
Jericho: Flees quickly
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Levi Reed: takes a bath in a different bath than Jericho
Vee Barlett: and is absolutely sleeping with the rum tucked close
Michael (Jericho): LOL
Lirtimya: Probably asleep
BOB So in the morning
Michael (Jericho): Jericho keeping the other bottle in his arms rmeembering his promise to Vee
Jericho: Jericho keeping the other bottle in his arms rmeembering his promise to Vee
The date is Ko____de, 8th Man (Early Spring), 586 SGR
Young Moon's phase is New Moon
Old Moon's phase is Last Quarter
The time is 7:00 AM
Michael (Jericho): Grunts...."Is it mornign already?"
Jericho: Grunts...."Is it mornign already?"
Jericho: Sigh
BOB So Lirt and Jericho can reset their spells back to full
BOB and then Lirt can pick what spells she memorizes for the day
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): I'll stick with my combo of all my spells
Jericho: Maybe this is the day I don't have to die? That would be cool. Oh, I know, I can somehow piss off a dragon, or make a deal with the devil....Mutters as he laces up his boots....on second though, maybe her dad is a devil. Although, he'd probably think the title was funny.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Jericho: Trips and falls after stumbling over his shirt still discarded on the floor
Jericho: Sighs
Jericho: SERIOUSLY?
Jericho: Grunts as he sniffs the shirt and finds a different one. ANY other shirt
Jericho: Grunts as he sniffs the shirt and finds a different one. ANY other shirt
Jericho: This needs to be burned
Vesta Olguin: Are you making a racket on purpose?
Jericho: No
Jericho: Sorry about that
Jericho: My apologies
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (sorry cat)
Jericho: Say, I don't suppose I can burn this awful smelling shirt. Preferrably after finding a clean one?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Is this the lady we said we'd try to get her a laundry job at the cathedral?
Vee Barlett: Y'all can hang out in the family room while I talk to Pa.
wyjyoon (Temperance): I momentarily forgot that this whole thing also involved Jericho possibly dying
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (no)
Levi Reed: Which one, Vee?
Vesta Olguin: You will wait until a decent hour to disturb him
Rothuss Carder: hasn't come out of his room yet
Carissa (Vee Barlett): tosses her hands up impatiently
Vee Barlett: tosses her hands up impatiently
Jericho: May I ask what a decent hour is? Is he okay?
Jericho: Eyes Vee
Lirtimya: Comes out of the room, ready for the day
Jericho: er...sorry. I tend to heal and worry about people
Vesta Olguin: You might want to wake at the crack of dawn every day
Jericho: ....it's 7 AM?
Jericho: I uh...my apologies
Jericho: Eyes Vee
Levi Reed: Vesta, do you know any good taxidermists around here?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, also, TMO, how much money did we all get last week?
Vesta Olguin: Looks at Levi puzzled, what in the world would that be?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): 800?
Vee Barlett: pinches the bridge of her nose
Levi Reed: You know, someone who makes a dead animal last forever
Lemon (Levi Reed): What. No.
Vesta Olguin: Like the cook with that damn pig?
Lemon (Levi Reed): It was 500 divided into player shares +2 for the ship's crew
Levi Reed: Nah, this one is just for looking, not for eating
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Looking for a necromancer with how he described it
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): lol
Levi Reed: Unless that's what the cook did with the pig, I don't know
Vee Barlett: Vesta, I got family business to discuss with Pa, yeah? Not my normal buggerin'. I need to talk to him soon as he's in as good of mood as he'll be in, yeah?
Vesta Olguin: Then you can go wake him now
Vesta Olguin: and kick her out
Vee Barlett: bites tongue
Lemon (Levi Reed): ooooOOOOooOOOOOOoh
Vee Barlett: Fine. We'll get breakfast.
Vesta Olguin: He won't get in a better mood than
Vee Barlett: And YOU will find a way to hurry her outta her soon as she wakes, yeah?
Vesta Olguin: Nods quickly
Lemon (Levi Reed): I thought Troy had changed his ways since finding Rocco
Vee Barlett: Good.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (I only wrote that he loves Rocco, but what goes on int heir marriage isn't my business :P)
Vee Barlett: Let
Levi Reed: for once does not say anything, in case this is a sore point with Vee
Vee Barlett: *Let's get some food.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (it probably is, lol)
Vee Barlett: Damn, I need a drink already.
Vesta Olguin: snorts
Michael (Jericho): (Apparently has to make more kids somehow...dark humor sorry)
Levi Reed: And look for a taxidermist, ya?
Vee Barlett: You go do that. I'll hang around here.
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol, gotta keep that half-sibling factory going
Levi Reed: Oh, you meant eat breakfast here
Carissa (Vee Barlett): those damn hotblooded men just can't keep it in their pants can they?
Levi Reed: Ok, we can do that too I guess
Michael (Jericho): In 1000 years, everyon in the islands will have a common ancestor
Vee Barlett: stalks off to the kitchen for food
wyjyoon (Temperance): He's enjoying his own breakfast in bed, in a sense
Lemon (Levi Reed): They already do lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): look I'm already suspicious about "Jeb Harlett"
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
'Shislif' connected
BOB SO the group heads into the dining room for breakfast
Vee Barlett: kills times until it's deemed safe to talk to Pa
BOB Hello Sharif
Rothuss Carder: still in his bedroom
Carissa (Vee Barlett): who knew it'd take like an hour game time just to talk to ONE NPC :P
Sharif: hey everybody
BOB Everyone is eating unless other wise noted like Rothuss
TMO (Rothuss Carder): hi!
Carissa (Vee Barlett): hi sharif!
Michael (Jericho): Hey we got some experiecne, saved a red shirt, had some good character building :)
Michael (Jericho): Hi Sharif!
Sharif: sounds like a full day!
wyjyoon (Temperance): They're also looking for a taxidermist for a killed gigantic eagle.
Rosa Shieldgem: A sheet wrapped around her torso, OH good breakfast!
Rosa Shieldgem: I am starved
Vee Barlett: Excuse you?
Rosa Shieldgem: and who are all of you?
Rosa Shieldgem: Is there a meeting today?
Michael (Jericho): lol. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out
Vee Barlett: Looks like you already had yours.
Rosa Shieldgem: Not yet
Vee Barlett: scowling
Rosa Shieldgem: What?
Vee Barlett: Who are you?
Rosa Shieldgem: Rosa
Vee Barlett: And you're here why?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Shieldgem sounds familiar
Rosa Shieldgem: I slept over
Rosa Shieldgem: I want breakfast
Vee Barlett: You allergic to clothes?
Jericho: I want a million gold pieces
Jericho: mutters
Rosa Shieldgem: They got sort of torn
Carissa (Vee Barlett): huh not sure it's her pa we need to worry about being in a bad mood now....
MeLange: I could go for a million gold pieces
Rosa Shieldgem: and no one is supposed to be here
Michael (Jericho): Chokes
Jericho: Chokes
Jericho: at Clothes remark
Vee Barlett: Includin' you, yeah?
Levi Reed: No one is ever "supposed" to be here
Rothuss Carder: staggers in shirtless and still 3/4s asleep.
Rosa Shieldgem: I should be here
Rothuss Carder: Oh, food!
Rosa Shieldgem: See he does not like clothes
Rosa Shieldgem: and I do not know who he is
Rosa Shieldgem: Or any of you people for that matter
MeLange: Wise lady once said, "if that's where you are, that's where you're supposed to be"
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (OH!!!)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Good call Lemon. Adelaine's last name was also sheidlgem)
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh god, please let it be Adelaide's mom
BOB Tell them who Adelaine is
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Rothuss's beau)
Levi Reed: You look familiar
Jericho: Wait...Shieldgem?
Jericho: Do you know Adelaine?
Jericho: Snickers slightly
Lemon (Levi Reed): She didn't say her last name
Jericho: Looking at Rothuss
Rosa Shieldgem: blushes, No I never heard of her
Michael (Jericho): (OH SHIT)
MeLange: looks at Jericho
Michael (Jericho): (I'm so sorry guys)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol she responded tho
Jericho: Squints
Levi Reed: Rothuss... doesn't she look familiar?
Shislif (MeLange): why is that a problem?
Vee Barlett: smacks hands on table and stands up
Rothuss Carder: looks up.
Rothuss Carder: Hmmm?
Vee Barlett: Well this is fun and awkward.
Vee Barlett: You all have fun.
MeLange: thanks, you can have the awkward
Vee Barlett: leaves out the door and yell as loud as possible, "PA!!!!"
Rosa Shieldgem: I swear I have not ever laid eyes on him
Lirtimya: Just watching I guess?
Levi Reed: Not that familiar... just like... family resemblance kind of familiar...
wyjyoon (Temperance): Small world
Rothuss Carder: Did I miss something?
Rothuss Carder: yawns
MeLange: What's up with Vee?
Jericho: She is...dealing with her dad
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (vee left the room, lol)
Jericho: Just go with it
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, this hussy has the same last name as your girlfriend
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (the navy lady)
MeLange: Ah daddy issues, I hear that's a thing
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Lirtimya: Unless Lirt is the one cooking, in which case she's not watching, idk where she is
TMO (Rothuss Carder): oocly yes I know. :) Rothuss is still mostly asleep
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (sorry she's having breakast at Vee's family home)
Jericho: Well.....I know Rothuss might see Adelaine soon
Jericho: You said you wanted breakfast?
Jericho: Turns to Rosa
Jericho: Turns to Rosa
Rosa Shieldgem: That is nice I suppose
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (so Lirt got a nice bath and sleep in a nice bed and now you all are eating while Vee deals with family issues)
Shislif (MeLange): I just assumed Mel was with you guys
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (he is)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (he is also eating breakfast at the same house)
Rothuss Carder: Hey, yeah, I should look her up while we're here. Why are you talking about Adelaide?
Shislif (MeLange): cool
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (and dealing with this lady)
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): Got it
Rothuss Carder: takes a bite of whatever food he found
Jericho: You can ask if she knows Rosa
Jericho: Shrugs
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (all of you are in the same room except Vee who just stormed out)
Rothuss Carder: Who's Rosa?
Jericho: Puts together a small plate of food
Levi Reed: I just thought Rosa looked a little like her
Levi Reed: Just in the jaw there
MeLange: sits and prepares himself for breakfast
Jericho: Points to Rosa
Levi Reed: And the nose a bit
Rosa Shieldgem: I really do not understand
Jericho: Here you are
Jericho: Hands food
MeLange: points
Rosa Shieldgem: I think I should go get dressed
MeLange: that lady
Rothuss Carder: notices Rosa for the first time and jumps slightly in startlement.
Rothuss Carder: Oh! Morning!
MeLange: Don't feel you need to get dressed on my behalf Rosa, I'm all for casual breakfast
Lirtimya: Just now noticing Rothuss?
Jericho: Rosa, if your...ah....change of clothes is in the room you came for, I'd wait until the family calms down a bit yeah?
Rothuss Carder: Oh, no need to go because of us
MeLange: I'm sure there's enough food for everyone
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Rothuss is me in the mroning, asleep
Jericho: Hands plate over again
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): Is Temperance here?
Rosa Shieldgem: Take the plate and sits in a chair with the sheet wrapped around her and tucked in
Lemon (Levi Reed): Or is she not in enough with the in crowd yet?
BOB No she is not part of the in crowd
BOB sadly
Rothuss Carder: finally catches up with the conversation
Shislif (MeLange): did Rosa sit on her own?
Rothuss Carder: Shieldgem?
Shislif (MeLange): or with us?
Michael (Jericho): (Let's not discuss the quest with this person, just make casual talk)
Lemon (Levi Reed): She'll have to suck up to Vee later, I guess
Lemon (Levi Reed): Or someone
BOB Yes to sitting in the dinning room with you all
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol awkwardddddd
Shislif (MeLange): thx
Rosa Shieldgem: Yes,
wyjyoon (Temperance): Wait, so- point of clarification, is everyone at the Dad's house or just specific members of the group?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): everyone but you, lol
Jericho: She says she does'nt know Adaliene though Rothuss
MeLange: So Rosa, not that I'm complaining, but is there a story behind your choice of wardrobe?
Jericho: You can ask when you see her though. Maybe she knows a distant relative?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Okay cool. I thought the same. Thanks
Jericho: Half the people on this continent seem to be related in some way or other after all
Vee Barlett: sorry about that!
Rothuss Carder: Nice. I know a Shieldgem. Maybe a cousin? Big family?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (ooc)
Rosa Shieldgem: I was in bed with Troy and I smelled breakfast so I came over to get some
Lemon (Levi Reed): Lol, Temperance is going to need to suck up to someone
MeLange: takes a bite of his food
Levi Reed: What was it like?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Vee's not here to kick him so
Jericho: Chokes on Coffee
Jericho: Levi?
Jericho: Scandalized
Rosa Shieldgem: You mean Troy?
Jericho: You dn't just ask people that!
Lirtimya: Just eeating and wathing everything unfold, not anything to add to the conversation really
MeLange: hmm good story!
MeLange: takes another bite of food
Levi Reed: I don't need specifics man
Jericho: Not that I'm a prude or anything
MeLange: where's Troy?
Levi Reed: Just wondering if my long-harbored crush should continue or not
Rosa Shieldgem: You have a crush on Troy?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (Vee returns and stabs Levi in the back)
Levi Reed: Who doesn't?
MeLange: takes a bite and eyes Levi
Jericho: Who doesn't
Jericho: Mutters
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Rosa Shieldgem: How long have you known him?
wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm honestly pretty entertained just watching everything unfold
Levi Reed: Ehhh, five years or so?
Levi Reed: I mean, I don't know him well
Rothuss Carder: tucks into his food while the conversation isn't centered on him.
Rosa Shieldgem: And you never had the courage to make a move?
MeLange: Looks at Levi
Levi Reed: I'm a bit young for him.... and also I think Vee would ACTUALLY kill me
Carissa (Vee Barlett): not unless we need to reinact that scene from psycho
Rosa Shieldgem: Or are you one of those that likes to be chased?
Jericho: I'd keep you from dying
Levi Reed: I'll keep that in mind if the opportunity arises in the future, Jericho. thanks buddy
Jericho: Shrugs
Levi Reed: So anyway, Rosa. This crush. Worth it, or move on?
Jericho: I'd do the same for Vee, and half th etime I wanna strangle her
Rosa Shieldgem: Do you have a crush on him? looking at Jericho and pointing to Levi
Jericho: Not really
MeLange: Weird thing to just say out of nowhere Jericho
Jericho: No offense buddy
Levi Reed: Not YET
Rosa Shieldgem: Oh Troy is DEFINATELY worth it
Levi Reed: Hmm
MeLange: Hey I'm sure Levi is worth it too, he ain't no slouch
Levi Reed: Well, who knows, maybe Vee will die an untimely young death by throat displacement or something
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Jericho: Throat Seizure would be my term
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Levi Reed: Throat displacement IS your term, Jericho
Levi Reed: How do you keep forgetting this?
Rosa Shieldgem: Oh you like to be choaked?
Levi Reed: Not sure, haven't tried that one yet
MeLange: She sets em up n you just miss em don't ya Levi
Jericho: No no. You see throat displacement is untimely ripped out of your body. Throat seizer is I seize your throat and sqeeze until you stop moving. There is a difference
BOB As the group continues to banter
MeLange: This conversation just got very weird
BOB Vee has any move silently? sneaking into rooms?
Jericho: Melange, you got Throat Siezer when you got freaky with the snake woman. We ARE awkward
Levi Reed: The conversation is always weird
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Yeah because she's definitely trying to sneak over there as she yells as loudly as she can and stomps her way over like a child throwing a tantrum (which she is)
BOB See just what I was going to mention
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (also no, sea ranger doesn't get those)
Rothuss Carder: I swear you folks have got the herders back home beat into the ground.
Michael (Jericho): Yes, but with a prize he might like
Michael (Jericho): gotta mean something
Lirtimya: I'm going to have to start pretending not to know you all in public at this point
BOB So Vee stomps and throws the bedroom door open
Lirtimya: Says that in a joking manner
Michael (Jericho): (Also, at 9, I have to leave. I'm sorry guys :( )
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (hey she's not THAT stupid he's probably naked)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (hmm but she's also mad so...)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): aww night
Rothuss Carder: Don't worry Lirt, we'll be sure to make sure everyone knows you're with us.
Shislif (MeLange): night :)
Jericho: Oh Lirtimya, you know you love us....well....even me a little
Michael (Jericho): (no, in twenty minutes :) )
Vee Barlett: PA! I NEED A WORD WITH YOU. NOW.
Troy Bartlett: WHAT THE
Troy Bartlett: OH
Shislif (MeLange): Ok I take my night back
Troy Bartlett: puts away the dagger
Michael (Jericho): (OI literally can't miss this conversation)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): LOL
Michael (Jericho): (I've been waiting for three weeks)
Shislif (MeLange): oh Troy is her Dad lol
Troy Bartlett: Hello sweetie
Troy Bartlett: When did you get back in town?
Michael (Jericho): nice Dagger
Michael (Jericho): snickers
Troy Bartlett: I thought you were chasing off across the waves?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ohhh, yes, I forgot. Temperance should make friends with Lirt, because they are the only two who don't be drunken idiots right now. And then since Vee loves Lirt so much, Temperance will be in with the in crowd
Vee Barlett: Last night. And can you PLEASE finish putting your damn clothes on?!
Michael (Jericho): Whoa whoa, easy there. he's a man
Michael (Jericho): Sometimes it just takes a bit
Vee Barlett: I came to make a business deal with you BUT YOU were BUSY... UGH DAD.
Vee Barlett: You know how I feel about that!
Troy Bartlett: Have you seen Rosa?
Michael (Jericho): (we've all seen...Rosa)
Vee Barlett: She's eatin' breakfast.
Troy Bartlett: Oh good
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Vee Barlett: In a fuckin' sheet.
JtomTMO (Lirtimya): We've seen her alright
Troy Bartlett: Too bad
Troy Bartlett: At least the chair stays clean I suppose
Michael (Jericho): ew
Vee Barlett: pinches the bridge of her nose again
Vee Barlett: Gods you are all that bad.
Michael (Jericho): (THROW AN EYEROLL IN THERE. FOR ME???)
Troy Bartlett: No one is all bad
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (lol it's coming I'm sure)
Troy Bartlett: Pilon for instance
Shislif (MeLange): the dining room chair?
Vee Barlett: I don't mean. Ugh, Dad. I mean at least when I have to seduce someone it makes sense! What the hell does Rosa even have to offer?
Vee Barlett: No
Vee Barlett: No I don't want that answer.
Troy Bartlett: Have you seen Rosa?
Vee Barlett: SHE'S IN THE DAMN BREAKFAST ROOM PA.
Michael (Jericho): Hey hey, she aint all that
Michael (Jericho): ;)
Troy Bartlett: Winks at Vee
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Vee Barlett: tosses her hands up and ROLLS HER EYES
Vee Barlett: tosses her hands up and ROLLS HER EYES
Michael (Jericho): YUSSS!
Vee Barlett: then sighs
Troy Bartlett: You do know that it does not have to mean something
Vee Barlett: Fine. You know I love you. And I GUESS sometimes I can look pass things, but don't make me think too hard about it or I'm gonna get mad again.
Troy Bartlett: It is so much better when it does
Lemon (Levi Reed): That's what Levi tried to tell Jericho
Vee Barlett: I hope it still does with Rocco.
Michael (Jericho): (Yes, I got that lol)
Michael (Jericho): :)
Troy Bartlett: Have you ever not been mad at me?
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
Vee Barlett: .....
Troy Bartlett: tosses a pillow at Vee
Michael (Jericho): (Jericho is quite frankly of any kind of romantic relationship)
Michael (Jericho): (afraid)
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity [+3] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20-3 = 11]
Vee Barlett: barely catches it and maybe smiles slightly
Michael (Jericho): (last person he had a crush on died horrifically)
Shislif (MeLange): brb
Lemon (Levi Reed): Hey, no one said anything about a relationship!
Michael (Jericho): (on site)
User has gone AFK. (Shislif)
Vee Barlett: I mean, it ain't hard to get mad at you. Or maybe it ain't hard for me to get mad.
Vee Barlett: sighs again
Troy Bartlett: I think that is true
Michael (Jericho): lol at lemon :)
Vee Barlett: Pa. I got a business proposition for you. Er, and maybe I might kinda need a little help. Maybe.
Troy Bartlett: What did you get your self into this time?
Michael (Jericho): Wastn' her, it was her friend who did something dumb
Troy Bartlett: I thought you were just going to chase after Ruffus
Michael (Jericho): Seriously, never doing a geas bullshit again
Vee Barlett: Well I mighta accidentally seduced Ruffus, but that's a later problem.
Troy Bartlett: Accidentally?
Vee Barlett: IT was worth it. Maybe. If you can help me.
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Vee Barlett: Looks, he took the bait harder than I expected.
Troy Bartlett: He might be worth it, I am not sure
Vee Barlett: I call that an accident.
Lemon (Levi Reed): "what can I say except You're Welcome" gif here
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Michael (Jericho): LOL
wyjyoon (Temperance): Lol
Vee Barlett: I ain't sure either. I ain't sure if he knows who I am or not, too. A bit of confusion.
Troy Bartlett: If you need protection from him I can help
Troy Bartlett: if you did go too far and you do not want it to be..... we can handle that too
Vee Barlett: BUT I am 99% sure I got a tax sample for the Temple. Problem is it's too hot and I got a time limit if I'm gonna replicate it.
Troy Bartlett: I can get a favor for you
Vee Barlett: smiles
Rothuss Carder: trying to engage Rosa in casual conversation to determine if she's related to Adelaide, and if so how. (no need to do IC)
Vee Barlett: Love ya, too, Dad. I let you know if he becomes a problem.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): *stamp
Carissa (Vee Barlett): man spelling and laptops do not mix
Michael (Jericho): (close enough)
Lemon (Levi Reed): Call it a stample and it can be both
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Troy Bartlett: Looks at Vee carefully, a Tax Stamp from the church
Jericho: Jericho being as sensitive as he can to the almost naked woman, giving her water refills as she wants it
wyjyoon (Temperance): Sounds like Snapple
Lemon (Levi Reed): Man, remember when snapple was a big deal? What happened to snapple?
Vee Barlett: Temples of Orange Sunset. It was in some vintage rum Ruffus stole. Bet someone I know might be interested in that, yeah?
Troy Bartlett: Who knows it is missing?
Vee Barlett: See that's the problem.
Michael (Jericho): Remember the Cathedral wanted it too. Jericho is clear evidence of that
Vee Barlett: Temple does. They sent me after it for... reason? Then the priest told the Cathedral and they death geased him to return it. Then I think they told the weird chuch in Mizzen, too.
Troy Bartlett: Who is they?
Vee Barlett: So Temple wants me to bring it back. But, ya know... if we can find a way to duplicate it?
Vee Barlett: Umm, what's her name.... Hilde and Michel?
Troy Bartlett: Absolutely not, if they know it is missing, there is nothign to do except use it a few times and then turn it back in
Vee Barlett: Oh, and I got 50 year old rum if yer interested, too. They only sorta want that back. It ain't as hot.
Vee Barlett: frowns
Lemon (Levi Reed): and eagle feathers
Michael (Jericho): Then...use it a few times
Vee Barlett: So I went through all that nonsense for no profit?
Troy Bartlett: If they did not know it was missing, it is worth a castle
Michael (Jericho): You can use it a few times on really BIG items
Michael (Jericho): A ship
Michael (Jericho): It's Tax
Troy Bartlett: If they know you have it? you won't live long enough to enjoy it
Vee Barlett: Damn. I thought I might be in over my head.
Vee Barlett: I mean, I'll give it back to the Temple, goodwill and all that nonsense, I guess.
Vee Barlett: Just tryin' to see if I can find any profit from any of this.
Troy Bartlett: What is the part about the Cathedral?
Vee Barlett: Jericho told them 'cause he's ignorant and thought they would help?
Troy Bartlett: If the Stamp belongs to the Temple of Orange Sunsets, then
Troy Bartlett: Ahhh
Michael (Jericho): He's a member of the faith?
Vee Barlett: And they said to bring it back to the Cathedral or he dies? You can ask him.
Michael (Jericho): Ignroatnt is only part of it. jeese guys
Vee Barlett: I don't know the full wordin' but he doesn't think he has to hand it over.
Michael (Jericho): He does need a disguise though
Troy Bartlett: So they just sent you off after things willy nilly with no warnings
Michael (Jericho): Yes
Vee Barlett: He was hopin' to ask Rocco for a makeover, but I guess that's out.
Michael (Jericho): Much to all our Irritation
Vee Barlett: 'Course they did
Vee Barlett: I mean, I ain't surprised. Are you?
Troy Bartlett: They did not warn you about anything?
Vee Barlett: Nah. They thought Ruffus would just bring it to Osterhold and get drunk since it's in a bottle of rum. They don't even know if he knew it was in there.
Vee Barlett: Only luck we caught him in the east of Mizzen before whatever he planned to do
Vee Barlett: This crew ain't ready for Siren's yet
Troy Bartlett: My guess is the Temple thought you could seduce DeOrange
Michael (Jericho): Wow. Assholes
Vee Barlett: Why do people keep thinkin' that?
Michael (Jericho): And with that, I'm so sorry but I have to leave :(
Troy Bartlett: If they just sent you chasing after him,
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (all good, night!)
Vee Barlett: nods
Jericho: Grat session everyone. I'll check site
'Michael' disconnected
TMO (Rothuss Carder): cya!
Troy Bartlett: What other reason would you be picked?
Lemon (Levi Reed): goodnight Michael!
Vee Barlett: They claimed all their people were busy. We helped with some goblins earlier, and I guess they found me and the other priestess trustworthy?
wyjyoon (Temperance): Goodnight!
Vee Barlett: Thier chosen priestess. Think she headed back that way already.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (poor storychat person and all these misspellings)
Troy Bartlett: So she is headign back to tell them you got the stamp back for them
Shislif (MeLange): night!
Troy Bartlett: Again no way to do anything with this
Shislif (MeLange): also I have a craving for some peach snapple
Troy Bartlett: If they had given you some cover story
Vee Barlett: Not sure if she is, but that'd make sense...
Vee Barlett: She just... up and left.
Vee Barlett: And no way to duplicate it? Although guess they'd trace it eventually...
Vee Barlett: sighs again
wyjyoon (Temperance): I've never actually had one. Just heard the name
Troy Bartlett: No falling out with her? Did you do something with her?
Shislif (MeLange): just iced tea :)
Troy Bartlett: You cannot duplicate a Tax Stamp
Troy Bartlett: you can steal it and use it
Vee Barlett: No, she was pretty cool.
Shislif (MeLange): plus you get fun facts on the cap
Vee Barlett: Darn.
Lemon (Levi Reed): I did enjoy the fun facts, back in the 90s
Vee Barlett: Well they don't want the rum back. Just the stamp. Want any rum? What a disappointment.
wyjyoon (Temperance): Peach iced tea sounds good right about now
Vee Barlett: I thought I got somethin' good.
Shislif (MeLange): ah the 90s
Troy Bartlett: I wonder why they sent you
Troy Bartlett: You did
Shislif (MeLange): yea peach iced tea in general is pretty bomb (90s reference)
Troy Bartlett: you caught a tiger by the tail
Vee Barlett: I did?
Vee Barlett: And I dunno, but if they be trustin' me, then I gotta take advantage of that, yeah?
Troy Bartlett: You can use it for sure
Troy Bartlett: How old of a rum?
Vee Barlett: 50 years. I got two bottles of 5 years, too.
Troy Bartlett: and why would they sneak it in there?
Vee Barlett: I ain't figured that out yet. Or why it's sealed. I was told it wouldn't be.
Troy Bartlett: Who said it would not be sealed?
Vee Barlett: The priestess. Hilde.
Vee Barlett: Told me I could tell which bottle by a loose cap, but it's sealed. But it also rattles and Lirt did magic to detect priestly magic in the bottle.
Vee Barlett: But, I mean, even if I open it, I can blame Ruffus, yeah?
Troy Bartlett: Sure you can
Shislif (MeLange): oh dang mischevious
Vee Barlett: So as I was sayin', I got rum if yer interested.
Vee Barlett: grins
Troy Bartlett: I am trying to think through why it would be in a bottle that is sealed from 50 years ago
Shislif (MeLange): mischevous?
Troy Bartlett: Maybe that is the trap? To test you
Vee Barlett: IF ya got insight, I'd like to hear it, Pa.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): good luck with that one! We never came up with a reason
Vee Barlett: Ugh, is that all them church types do? Testin' people?
Troy Bartlett: Why put a tax stamp in a bottle
Troy Bartlett: If you say the bottle is sealed? so it has been like that for 50 years?
Vee Barlett: I'm guessing unless you can reseal it?
Troy Bartlett: Maybe a talented counterfiter
TMO (Rothuss Carder): my best guess is that is was part of a scam of some sort from 50 years ago that got lost and totally forgotten about, until it was recently discovered again, and then accidentally stolen by Ruffus.
Troy Bartlett: But why do that with 50 year old rum
Vee Barlett: Story they told me is Ruffus stole two bottles of old rum from their party with help from Hugo. And somehow the temple knew one of those bottles had a tax stamp in it.
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Vee Barlett: IT was only in a locked cabinet. Why would they even know the stamp was there after it was stolen?
Troy Bartlett: Who in the Temple was there that long ago?
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Troy Bartlett: Or maybe a secret passed down
Vee Barlett: I ain't been in Achild long enough to know that stuff yet.
Troy Bartlett: You did manage to get tangled up in this deep didn't you sweet heart
Vee Barlett: See why I wanted to try to save this somehow??
Vee Barlett: Ugh.
Vee Barlett: They better give me a good reward at least.
Troy Bartlett: How devious do you want to be
Vee Barlett: grins
Vee Barlett: I'm listenin'
Troy Bartlett: Take it back to the Temple, tell them you failed
Troy Bartlett: then give it to them in secret so no one knows it was returned
Vee Barlett: Hmmm.... interestin' thought....
Troy Bartlett: Who ever sent you on your quest
Troy Bartlett: That way they will owe you a big favor for returning it
Troy Bartlett: and if you ever need to hold something over their head, you have leverage
Troy Bartlett: For them holding the stolen goods
Vee Barlett: Now that I like.
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (if I understand, lol)
Lemon (Levi Reed): Interesting
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (sorry brain is still rpocessing)
Lemon (Levi Reed): We sneak it to lady who sent us on the quest, and don't tell anyone else we found it
Lemon (Levi Reed): yes?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so we tell them all we failed, but then we tell Hilde and Michel we did not?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): okay that's my understanding, too
BOB yes
Vee Barlett: I like the way you think, Pa.
Vee Barlett: Well, mostly.
Vee Barlett: Still ain't sure about your pasttimes, but that's on you.
Troy Bartlett: Have you seen Rosa
Vee Barlett: throws the pillow back at hiim
bats it away
Vee Barlett: smiles
Lemon (Levi Reed): Too bad jericho isn't here to check for dementia
wyjyoon (Temperance): At this point it feels like his catchphrase
Lemon (Levi Reed): lol
User has gone AFK. (Shislif)
Vee Barlett: Fine, fine. You get back to your... meeting. Er, once we leave. BUT I still got some 5 year old rum if yer interested. Just sayin'.
Troy Bartlett: Thank you for the gift sweetie
Lemon (Levi Reed): and the eagle feathers
Troy Bartlett: Let me know if you need anything else
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (she needs to start remembering to charge them for gifts, lol)
Vee Barlett: takes out the bottle she has of 5 year rum and sets it on the nightstand
Vee Barlett: Always will!
Troy Bartlett: For the next time you come home
Vee Barlett: Oh, want any giant eagle feathes?
Vee Barlett: Yeah?
Troy Bartlett: Not my style, you could ask Rocco the next time you see him
Troy Bartlett: Or if you sell them in town tell him where to buy them
Vee Barlett: Good thinkin'
Lemon (Levi Reed): There you go, indirect payment from the dads for the gifts
Vee Barlett: Oh, did he leave me a shoppin' list? I left so quick earlier I forgot to get it.
User has gone AFK. (Lemon)
Troy Bartlett: Not that I saw
User has gone AFK. (JtomTMO)
Shislif (MeLange): they seem to have a healthy relationship
Vee Barlett: Well I tried.
Vee Barlett: You don't got a list? I'll get outta your hair if not.
Troy Bartlett: You can go send Rosa back in
Carissa (Vee Barlett): (yay healthy family relationships even if they're shady!)
Vee Barlett: rolls eyes
Troy Bartlett: Throws a pillow at her
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 13]
Vee Barlett: catches it, grins, hands it back, kisses his cheeks, and leaves
Troy Bartlett: warm chukles
Vee Barlett: then yells, "ROSA! YOU CAN GO BAC. I WON'T SHANK YOU. THIS TIME!"
Shislif (MeLange): harsh
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Rosa Shieldgem: Sorry everyone, I am wanted again
MeLange: take care Rosa!
Rosa Shieldgem: It was good talking with you Rothuss, keep practicing that trick
Rosa Shieldgem: it almost worked last time
Rothuss Carder: Give my regards to Adelaide if you see her before me.
Vee Barlett: gives Rosa a rude gesture and ignores her
Rosa Shieldgem: I will
BOB and with that we are at a slight impass as you need Jericho for the Cathedral
Carissa (Vee Barlett): relays what information she needs to the group on a need to know basis
Vee Barlett: relays what information she needs to the group on a need to know basis
Carissa (Vee Barlett): no pressure to michael but he needs to be here Friday now, lol
[100 XP] -> Rothuss Carder
[100 XP] -> Jericho
[100 XP] -> Ratbone Carder
[100 XP] -> Lirtimya
[100 XP] -> Vee Barlett
[100 XP] -> MeLange
Shislif (MeLange): i should be able to make all session next week
[100 XP] -> Levi Reed
Carissa: so I am assuming we're calling it a night after all the xp stuff?
BOB Great
Carissa: nice! we should be wrapping this up
BOB and I was going to see if Wendy had thoughts on the priest idea
BOB and could roll if you want to for that
BOB Just to get the basic stats in then make choices after that
wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm not too agaisnt being a priestess! It seems like a good class to start with
Carissa: priestess is fun, and it'll be easier to understand when you play them from bottom up
wyjyoon (Temperance): Since it's going to be my first character and all :)
Carissa: versus if you jumped into a game and started as a high level priest
User is back. (Lemon)
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Bard! Bard! Bard! :D
Lemon (Levi Reed): Of course I missed the end. That's always the way
Lemon (Levi Reed): Lol, no, we have enough bards
TMO (Rothuss Carder): MOAR BARDS!
Carissa: if Wendy wasn't here, we'd have all logged off, too like normal for you to retunr to, lol
Shislif (MeLange): lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): How many bards are there?
Carissa: Bards are the priests of this campaign: too many!
TMO (Rothuss Carder): 2 of us
Shislif (MeLange): seems like a lot
Carissa: technically just two (Ratbone and Rothuss) but that's a lot
TMO (Rothuss Carder): Rothuss and Ratbone.
Shislif (MeLange): oh that's not much
BOB Melange summons the PURGE
Carissa: it is when they tell SUPER LONG stories ;)
Shislif (MeLange): huh?
BOB You said it seemed like a lot
BOB then Oh not too many now
Shislif (MeLange): oh ok lol
Shislif (MeLange): dark
Carissa: whoosh over my head too, Sharif...
Shislif (MeLange): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): So what does she need to roll? 4 D6? Which you can do by right clicking on the die?
Carissa: yar
wyjyoon (Temperance): So wait, do we usually decide class first or roll first to decide the class?
BOB 4 d6 and yes right click on the d6
Carissa: roll first
Lemon (Levi Reed): Look at me remembering stuff!
Shislif (MeLange): so when we move over to the training period, will we back in our home town?
Carissa: some classes you have to have high enough rolls to be able to choose them
wyjyoon (Temperance): Roll first, got it
BOB Yes for Sharif
Carissa: so you roll first and hope you make it (such as paladin)
BOB Some will need trainign others will not
BOB we will all talk together about how to work through it
Shislif (MeLange): cool
wyjyoon (Temperance): I right-click on the one that says 6, yes?
Lemon (Levi Reed): so right click the one that says 6, then select 4 times
BOB Who trains who, how much it costs, etc
Carissa: yes and it should give the option to do x4
Levi Reed: [5d6 = 20]
Lemon (Levi Reed): Then put it in the chat box
Carissa: cheater cheater! that's 5!
Lemon (Levi Reed): Sorry, I did it to remember
Temperance: [4d6 = 13]
BOB 5 more times
Carissa: like that! now five
Shislif (MeLange): cool cool
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yes, perfect.
Lemon (Levi Reed): Five more times lol
wyjyoon (Temperance): So do I roll five or click the 4 five times?
Lemon (Levi Reed): The 4 five times
BOB Roll 4d6 do that 5 more times
Carissa: roll five more times selecting the 4x each time
Temperance: [4d6 = 12]
Temperance: [4d6 = 8]
Lemon (Levi Reed): ouch
Temperance: [4d6 = 14]
Temperance: [4d6 = 17]
wyjyoon (Temperance): I dunno what I did, but I did it?
BOB one more
Carissa: yup!
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, one more?
Temperance: [4d6 = 19]
Carissa: nice
wyjyoon (Temperance): Yay?
Carissa: lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, those are pretty good I think
BOB So 10 11 7 13 15 16
BOB Yes very nice
Shislif (MeLange): nice!
Lemon (Levi Reed): (because you get to drop the lowest number in each roll)
BOB The 16 into Wisdom for priest will be very helpful
BOB Then you get to decide if you are also smart or if you are strong, etc
BOB for the 15
Carissa: (it'd benefit hp if con at 15 wouldn't it?)
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm attempting to find the page with the special subsclasses to see if she qualifies for any of those
wyjyoon (Temperance): Oh, so I choose if my character will be strong or smart, right?
wyjyoon (Temperance): What's the difference between intelligence and wisdom? I always get that confused
BOB There are no specialty things for Priests
Carissa (Vee Barlett): WIS is for priests, INT is for mages
Carissa (Vee Barlett): in 2e, it affects spells and spell slots
BOB Wisdom is how Priests cast spells, Inteligence is how many spells a Mage gets, but it also affects how many skills you can learn
wyjyoon (Temperance): Ah, gotcha. So, in the case of a priest, learning new skills vs. being generally healthy / hp beneficial
TMO (Rothuss Carder): apparently bards just *gain* 1 to 4 spells at 2nd level. fwiw. No idea if training is needed for that. But DM determines the spells, or randomly.
BOB right
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so it kind of plays on what type of priest you think you'll be
BOB You have to decide do you want to get 1 bonus Hit Point each level or learn 1 new skill that you know
Carissa (Vee Barlett): do you maybe want to do a bit of combat? health might help, or you can just know more things and help more that way
BOB Yes to TMO on training needed to be able to cast spells
Carissa (Vee Barlett): my first priest was combat oriented and reluctantly healed people, my second priest focused mostly on support
Carissa (Vee Barlett): so you have leeway on how you want to play that character
Lemon (Levi Reed): My priest was also a mage and she was a hot mess and usually did nothing
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Shislif (MeLange): for training is it better to pick something new or develop a skill you already have?
BOB Also to overload Wendy you should be considering where to put the lowest number too
BOB That is a very individual question Sharif
Shislif (MeLange): but both are options?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I usually pick something new, but to be honest, I havent considered developing a skill I already had.... good question
BOB Yes
Shislif (MeLange): but not at the same time?
TMO (Rothuss Carder): my *personal* opinion with the NWP system is it's better to get a new skill
BOB It depends on how many new slots you get
Shislif (MeLange): thx
Carissa (Vee Barlett): I can only go off my priests, but STR was usually their dump stat
Lemon (Levi Reed): I was considering training more in my machetes, but then I did pretty good with them today so maybe not.
MeLange: machetes nice
Shislif (MeLange): ooc
BOB when you improve something by 1 (+1) that is equal to a 5% bonus
BOB So you can think of it that way, do you want to be 5% better at something or learn something new
wyjyoon (Temperance): I'm trying to consider the skills of the group / survival skills if she were to be left on her own
Shislif: I think I wanna go for a noncombat skill since Mel doesn't have much to do when we're not fighting, plus relationship with the Librarian makes sense if she taught him animal lore move on to something else
BOB Very much so Wendy
Lemon (Levi Reed): Remember that time when that goddess gave me a really great boost in botany? Those were good times.
TMO (Rothuss Carder): machetes are Weapon Profs. NonWeapon Profs are gained separately.
BOB Temperance might be the lone survivor and everyone else has to roll up new characters
BOB after you burn their ship down
Lemon (Levi Reed): I will say it's pretty unlikely that she'll be left on her own once she makes friends with someone
Lemon (Levi Reed): When we split up we USUALLY split into groups. Not always, though
wyjyoon (Temperance): Listen, she might not be that great at making friends
BOB grins
Shislif: we burned downed ships tonight?
Lemon (Levi Reed): She only needs to make one, then the rest will begrudgingly let her tag along lol
Carissa (Vee Barlett): lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): I don't think we burned anything down?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): yet
Shislif: nice
Sharif: gotta burn stuff down sometimes what ya gonna do
wyjyoon (Temperance): Considering the first mantra she heard was basically "fuck around and find out" while most of them were inebriated...
Shislif: so we can train non combat skills during training too right?
BOB Yes
wyjyoon (Temperance): Um. I guess new skills?
Shislif: coo coo
Carissa (Vee Barlett): just FYI
Lemon (Levi Reed): Well you don't need to decide that yet, you haven't chosen any skills
BOB chuckles you mean More skills Wendy?
BOB Or better Hit Points
Carissa (Vee Barlett): HP means each time you level, you roll a d8 and hope you roll high
Shislif: yea just thinkin about it
Lemon (Levi Reed): Oh, right, I forgot that was a thing
Lemon (Levi Reed): So yes, what bob said
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ignore me
Lemon (Levi Reed): Brain go *power down*
Sharif: ignore Lemon at your own peril
Vee Barlett: so as a priest....
wyjyoon (Temperance): ... Brain cells have stopped braining
Lemon (Levi Reed): Lol, Wendy knows me IRL
BOB Write down your numbers Wendy
Shislif: lol nice
Vee Barlett: lol very fair
BOB and you can plug them in later on
BOB take your time
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah we can talk about it more later
BOB The game is up for you to jump in and do things 24 / 7
Lemon (Levi Reed): Put your numbers in the discord chat and we'll figure it out when brains can brain
Carissa (Vee Barlett): As a priest you start with at least 4 skill slots, maybe more, I'd have to look.
BOB Have a great night everyone,
Shislif: night everybody have a great week :)
Carissa (Vee Barlett): When your brain decides to brain again, check the NWP page (will send it to you later) and you can see if you have more skills you want or not
Lemon (Levi Reed): I put then numbers in because sometimes I know how to do things
Rothuss Carder: how/what do you want me to do for spells and/or skills, Bob?
Carissa: but yes, you have week now to figure it out now that you have your numbers
Rothuss Carder: so I can be prepared
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BOB We do not know yet TMO
Lemon (Levi Reed): Does she still get free swimming, or was that only for the start of the adventure?
Rothuss Carder: I've got Mini looking at the NWP list so he can be thinking about what he wants.
BOB It will be a short story arc about training
wyjyoon (Temperance): Thanks everyone for helping! I'm trying to learn as fast as I can
Carissa: is Mini still here?
Rothuss Carder: he is
Carissa: it can be overwhelming, no worries Wendy
Carissa: Okay good because Vee is probably asking Lirt to teach her the ways of the weather sense as one of her skills
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, don't worry, I still dont' know wtf I'm doing, and I'm happy to help with whatever I do know
BOB There is the rest of the session XP, the Story Arc XP, the Era XP the posting on the site XP
Carissa: that is IF she hits 3rd level by training time...
Lemon (Levi Reed): Question: if someone else knows botany, and Levi wants to know it, does it still take two slots?
Carissa: unless you multiclass as a priest...
BOB THEN figure out what everyone has to train in, then figure out what they want to learn then figure out who can train them
BOB there is no multi-class, that is only non-humans
Lemon (Levi Reed): So that's a yes?
Lemon (Levi Reed): I need this dumbed down like I'm 5 right now
Carissa: sad day for lemon
BOB I would have to go read the NWP page to see how many slots
Carissa: it is 1 slot if you are a mage/priest
Lemon (Levi Reed): I know it was two because of when I was choosing originally for this guy
Carissa: so since Levi is neither, it is two slots, correct?
Lemon (Levi Reed): I just wondered if that changed if a friend taught you
Carissa: No matter who trains him?
BOB Botany will cost Levi 2 slots
BOB becasue he is not a priest or a mage
Lemon (Levi Reed): So nothing changes that
Carissa: and is human
BOB Nope
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ok, great, that is the information I needed, thank you
BOB Well magic can
Carissa: lol don't confuse her more
Lemon (Levi Reed): dance magic, dance
BOB like there are special books that grant you a skill or a boost to your Dexterity, etc
Carissa: super rare ones
Lemon (Levi Reed): Meehhhhh
BOB but it will take 2 slots for you to train in it
Carissa: I feel the pain, Lemon
Lemon (Levi Reed): I'm not Lara Croft
Carissa: I have two skills I want but also cost more than I probably want to giveu p
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ok but for reals, does Temperance get free swimming or no?
Lemon (Levi Reed): Was that just a barganing chip to reroll?
Carissa: depend if she floats or not when we toss her in the water...
BOB That was just for the starting Island Time people
Lemon (Levi Reed): Ok, thank you
wyjyoon (Temperance): I guess that means I have to learn how to swim
BOB you do not HAVE to
Carissa: you don't HAVE to but it might be awkward not to living in the island nations, lol
Lemon (Levi Reed): Well we have enough swimmers that you should be fine if you fall in the water. Someone should be able to save you
BOB Fish Friends
Lemon (Levi Reed): Mehhh, priests are weirdos
Carissa: and eventually you'll likely learn water skills but it's whether you want to risk it or not
Carissa: again you have time to think
Carissa: and we need to figure out how many skills you start with
wyjyoon (Temperance): I'll take some time when brain will brain :)
Carissa: we can discord this weekend to figure it out
Carissa: lol yes
Lemon (Levi Reed): Yeah, mostly first just decide if you want to be the skillsy priest or the combat priest, and then we'll take the next step after that
Carissa: and with that, my brain is also not brain
Carissa: so goodnight!
BOB Good night
Lemon (Levi Reed): saaaaame
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wyjyoon: We can decide that tomorrow! Good night!
BOB I will leave this up for TMO and JTom
BOB and do the chat in the morning
Lemon (Levi Reed): goodnight friends! This was fun, although I did miss the Ryan/Sharif banter
BOB smiles
JtomTMO: Bob how does Information gathering sound for me? If the story continues liek this it could be very helpful, and I'd have a 16
Rothuss Carder: ok, do let me know about the spells thingy for Bards. Ratbone and Rothuss both need to know about that
BOB That could be very good
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wyjyoon: It was definitely fun getting to see everyone's characters in action! Thanks for having me
BOB Glad to Wendy
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BOB JTom I think that information Gathering would be a good choice as you move around the islands, or Local History
BOB either one would give you some new details
BOB Ok ducking away
BOB Will see you tomorrow
JtomTMO: Goodnight
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