Chat Log List - 2023 11 10 - Rum Runner - Formatted - Story
BOB You are on a ship
Jericho: SO why do you drink Vee?
Vee Barlett: Because I can?
Jericho: And seriously, what about the headache
Jericho: My head is pounding
Vee Barlett: What headache? Levi? He is one, isn't he?
Jericho: Levi?
Jericho: What?
Vee Barlett: He's a headache.
Jericho: I'm sorry, my vision is bit blurry at the moment
Vee Barlett: Too bad Lirt had to nap. I was gonna ask her to babysit him again for me.
Jericho: How the hell do you not look like...well....me?
Vee Barlett: Because I'm prettier?
Jericho: Haha
Jericho: Mutters
Vee Barlett: grins
Jericho: Why is it so bright outside?
Ratbone Carder: smirks
Vee Barlett: You just get used to it. And know your limits. And don't drink so much on your first drink.
Vee Barlett: Chug some water today. Lots of it.
Jericho: Well it's not like any of you stopped me!?
Jericho: At least....
Jericho: I don't quite remember
Vee Barlett: Why would we? Drunk Jericho was VERY entertaining.
Jericho: Huh
Ratbone Carder: Or you just keep doing it and learn that misery and joy are sides of the same coin!
Jericho: Oh gods
Jericho: Whispers
Jericho: WHAT DID I SAY?
Vee Barlett: grins
Jericho: Winces at the loud tone
Vee Barlett: Now where's the fun in that?
Jericho: Groans
Temperance: muffles a chuckle, looking rather amused
Ratbone Carder: Oh the problem with driking is usually what you DO
Jericho: What's said in drunk stupor stays in drunk stupor?
Jericho: Asks Hopefully
Vee Barlett: But I don't think Levi's gonna let you down for all that.
Vee Barlett: Nope.
Jericho: Scowls against the brightness
Jericho: Yeah, figures
Jericho: I'm just gonna...lean here for a moment
Jericho: Leans heavily on the railing
Vee Barlett: Hmm, when yer feelin' a little more steady, I got somthin' for you to hold onto.
Jericho: Well, I suppose now that I've tasted it, I can at least make it taste better
Jericho: Grumbles
Temperance: Try not to fall, please.
Jericho: Nods. As long as it's not something sticky, I'll hold whatever you want
Vee Barlett: Hmm, good point. Not sure he can swim drunk...
Jericho: Seriously though, you like that paint thinner? I can make it taste better you know
Jericho: Mix berries in, or honey
Jericho: Ponders....
Vee Barlett: Nah, was just gonna give you one of them younger rum bottles to hold on to for now. Not that yer paranoia is gettin' to me BUT, ya know, maybe keep it on you and play dumb if you need at port.
Temperance: I don't think I've seen anyone swim under the influence successfully.
Jericho: Rum with Mixed Berries
Jericho: Waves hand
Jericho: I shall keep it safe for you
Jericho: And hopefully my head will clear
Rasmus Valen: Mead is sweet enough
Jericho: Jumps
Vee Barlett: eyes him and carefully hands him one of the bottles
Vee Barlett: Put it in your pouch so ya don't drop it
Jericho: Sways a bit, but carefully puts in pouch
Vee Barlett: Mead is too sweet.
Jericho: Will do
Vee Barlett: Rum is great, but you need good aged rum to really enjoy the taste.
Jericho: You can always add LESS honey I suppose
Jericho: Brightens
Jericho: Oh
Rasmus Valen: Can you ?
Jericho: Sure
Rasmus Valen: I thought Mead equals Honey
Jericho: Smiles as Rasmus
Vee Barlett: It still brews fine?
Jericho: Just don't call it mead
Vee Barlett: Call it what then? Garbage?
Rasmus Valen: Laughs
Jericho: If you add small amount of berries, the sugar will sweeten it less, while the honey provides the majority. Just add less
Jericho: Frowns
Jericho: Well
Jericho: I don't think it would be garbage
Jericho: Let me whip up a batch.
Jericho: Then you can decide
Vee Barlett: Since yer a drinker now, you can try it and tell us.
Jericho: Shudders
Vee Barlett: grins
Jericho: Maybe in a year
Jericho: Or when a REALLY big celebration is at hand
Vee Barlett: Nah. Levi will want ya drunk sooner than that.
Vee Barlett: He really enjoyed drunk Jericho.
Jericho: Shakes head vigorously before clamping his hands to his temples
Jericho: Oh god
Temperance: I think he enjoys Jericho regardless of whether or not he is drunk.
Vee Barlett: Weirdly true.
Jericho: Lots not go crazy
Jericho: grumbles
Jericho: I try to loosen up, but I'm not exactly a paragon of friendliness
Jericho: Give me some time
Jericho: I'm getting better
Jericho: ....eyes Vee
Jericho: Well
Jericho: Sort of...I hope
Ratbone Carder: smirks
Vee Barlett: Fine, but I'm only gonna say this one:
Vee Barlett: Next time ya offer to let someone punch you to heal them, I'm gonna be the one punching you, got it?
Jericho: Oh come on
Jericho: Whines
Jericho: If you need healing, I'd let you punch me
Jericho: Would you really rather DIE?
Vee Barlett: I'd rather ya not be offerin' to get hurt to heal someone. And I'm gonna punch the jackass who takes you up on that offer, too.
Jericho: As long as he's somewhat stable, I shall ignore any "roughing up" you do to them
BOB Wendy roll a d20 for me please
Temperance: [d20 = 15]
Jericho: And....I will not even complain when one of you probably takes his coin purse
Vee Barlett: I mean, that works, too, but if they say leave 'em alone, leave 'em alone.
Jericho: Sigh
Vee Barlett: Ya gotta notice it happenin' to think about complainin' about it, yeah?
Jericho: Uh....
Jericho: Don't ask me to think right now, but Yes?
Vee Barlett: grins
Jericho: Can we make exceptions for not in their right mind?
Jericho: Ignoring their wishes?
Vee Barlett: And now ya see why I also like makin' business deals with drunks.
Jericho: Pauses in Horror
Jericho: OH GOD
Vee Barlett: Mmm, maybe. But still don't get yerself hurt doin' it.
Jericho: Did I make a deal last night?
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Vee Barlett: Not with me. I ain't sure about the others.
Ratbone Carder: giggles
Jericho: SHRUG?
Jericho: Whirls on Ratbone
Jericho: What was it?
Jericho: I need to know!
Temperance: Last night was rather eventful. It was a bit hard to keep track.
Vee Barlett: You might wanna check with Raimund...
Jericho: I think I'm going to be sick again
Vee Barlett: And probably Levi. Again.
Ratbone Carder: Oh you are just funny that's all
Jericho: I need another drink
Jericho: Of water
Jericho: Quickly
Vee Barlett: Cheers!.... oh.
Jericho: water for sure
Jericho: for now
Jericho: Chugs flagon of water
Jericho: Trying to get the cotton taste out of his mouth
Vee Barlett: Quick question for ya Jericho.
Jericho: Holds up finger while he drinks deeply
Jericho: Stops
Jericho: Yes?
Jericho: Feeling a bit more steady
Vee Barlett: Would having a shot of rum make it easier or worse seein' my dads given you're scared of them?
Vee Barlett: grins
Jericho: I think drinking at all is a dangerous proposition for me, especially considering "deal making"
Jericho: In air quotes
Jericho: as you say
The time is 2:00 PM
Vee Barlett: Ah, less fun for me, but supposin' that might be... smarter. Maybe.
Jericho: You being somewhat nearby would definetely make me feel better
Jericho: Reluctantly admits
Jericho: Someone in my corner would be nice, no matter how much I like them
Vee Barlett: Ain't no reason for any of ya to see them if I weren't really.
Jericho: Eh, I like them. I mean, I prefer not to know about what they DO, but I like THEM. The two aren't mutually exclusive
Vee Barlett: laughs
Ratbone Carder: Aw okay, I am sorry
Vee Barlett: They are the best, but I might be biased.
Ratbone Carder: sympathy face
Vee Barlett: Hey Ratbone! Ya get to see any of that bard college while we hit shore?
Ratbone Carder: There's a bard college?!?! How did I not know that!
Levi Reed: Nah, man, hair of the dog. One drink will make you feel MUCH better. You just gotta stop after the one. Or commit and keep going all day
Vee Barlett: Ah, sorry. Cap'n kept you on ship? Your brother got the tour for ya.
Ratbone Carder: So the answer is no, I did not.
Ratbone Carder: Oh. Yeah, Okay I see
Ratbone Carder: He WOULD do that. Hog all the fun
Vee Barlett: laughs
Vee Barlett: There's the one in Osterhold, too, but I hear that's where the talentless but rich go.
Ratbone Carder: Pfftt
Ratbone Carder: Yeah I don't need to see THAT one
Vee Barlett: He did tell them a really bad story joke. Don't know if ya missed much. I'm sure we'll have reason to head to Mizzen again at some point.
Jericho: Talentless but rich....Don't you have to have SOME talent to be rich? Or just born rich but indulgin in a hobby do you think?
Vee Barlett: Rich and indulging in a hobby.
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: Gotcha
Jericho: must be nice
Jericho: Chuckles
Levi Reed: Yeah the two things are entirely unrelated
Vee Barlett: Maybe, but don't mean they're good at their hobby neither since they don't gotta be.
Temperance: I suppose when you have the means you can buy all the time in the world.
Jericho: Tries to follow the logic....
Vee Barlett: nods
Jericho: Nods
Jericho: Huh
Levi Reed: Time is the one thing you can't buy
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Artistic Ability [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 13]
Ratbone Carder: Oh but you can
Jericho: Oh, I don't know about that
Vee Barlett: Writin' more drunk poetry, Levi?
Ratbone Carder: If you are rich, you don't have to work. That's time you've bought
Levi Reed: I'm not drunk!
Vee Barlett: Oh, sorry. I can't tell sometimes.
Jericho: Actually I meant if you are willing to do some really sick shit, you can live for a very very long time
Jericho: Face Darkens
Vee Barlett: Eh, I think sometimes ya just gotta pray to a certain god, too. But I ain't devotin' myself to that.
Ratbone Carder: There is that as well
Levi Reed: I'm sad that I was too drunk to fully appreciate drunk Jericho. I'm slowing down until next time that kid gets drunk
Temperance: Hm. Living through your craft?
Jericho: Sighs in relief
Jericho: Okay
Vee Barlett: He says he can't wait to get drunk once we hit shore.
Jericho: So I didn't make deal with Levi?
Jericho: NO I DIDN"T!
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Jericho: Winces again
Temperance: If you did, apparently he does not recall.
Levi Reed: You might have
Levi Reed: winks
Vee Barlett: laughs
Jericho: can no one give me a straight answer around here? If a drunk tells another drunk a secret on the open seas, does anyone hear it?
Vee Barlett: Yeah. The fish and the sea.
Vee Barlett: And ya haven't asked Raimund, either. You mightta offered to clean all them chamberpots.
Levi Reed: Or you can choose to believe Temperance's idea
Jericho: Yeah...I'm choosing not to talk to Raimund for as long as possible.
Jericho: Sigh
Jericho: But that wouldn't be proper would it
Vee Barlett: It's fine. He'll talk to you.
Jericho: Sigh
Vee Barlett: Hard to escape talkin' to someone on a ship.
Temperance: Inebriation brings about quite a bit of cheer and ruckus
Jericho: Wish me luck I guess
Levi Reed: Hey, maybe you were nice to him. Some people get REALLY NICE when they're drunk
Levi Reed: Maybe he likes you now
Levi Reed: Yeah, what she said
BOB and Spring can please give me a d20 now
Ratbone Carder: [d20 = 4]
Jericho: Yeah, I've been trying to be nice for awhile
Levi Reed: points to temperance
Jericho: Ponders
Jericho: At least a little bit
Jericho: I'm working on it
Jericho: He's actually kind of nice
Jericho: And I was an asshole
Jericho: Makes sense
Vee Barlett: We can tell. That stick ain't quite so far up there.
Vee Barlett: winks
Jericho: Maybe soon it'll just be a twig eh?
Levi Reed: No but if he follows through on his drunk promises...
Levi Reed: winks again
Jericho: For gods sake
Jericho: Grumples
Vee Barlett: Hey, that's between the two of ya.
Vee Barlett: I walked away when ya started makin' deals.
Jericho: Well, good. That means neither of us remember deals
Jericho: Smiles
The time is 5:00 PM
BOB and anyone with alertness, observation, etc can make that check
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 12]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 15]
Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 17]
Vee Barlett: Until ya get drunk
Vee Barlett: Then yer drunk brain remembers for you.
Levi Reed: Oh I remember some things
Jericho: Oh, then i'm not sure I should ever.drink.again
Jericho: Chuckles despite himself
Vee Barlett: Yeah, but Levi definitely will be so he'll remember.
Levi Reed: I just don't think it will be nice for you if I talk about them in front of everyone like this
Jericho: .........
Jericho: I wonder if there is a consent law for when you make a deal drunk
Lemon (Levi Reed): I just saw a blank space?
Jericho: Mutters
Temperance: It would be interesting to see what an inebriated brain would remember. And how accurately.
NPC: Whale, Common
Vee Barlett: perks up
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Hello there! How's the eatin' goin?
Jericho: What what?
Jericho: Straightens
Jericho: What?
Jericho: Follows gaze
Jericho: Oh my
Whale, Common : [Translation] Looking for bigger fish
Whale, Common : [Translation] This looks crunchy
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Nah, it'll get ya constipated.
Whale, Common : [Translation] What is constipated?
Vee Barlett : [Translation] It means you get all stuffed up and it hurts.
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 4] [d20 = 14]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 1] [d20 = 11]
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Hmm if you head.... hmmm....
Jericho: Is he hurt Vee?
Jericho: A little anxious
Vee Barlett: Nah, just lookin' for food. Anyone see some good schools of fish near here?
Vee Barlett: Or that we passed?
Jericho: Shakes head
Jericho: Sorry
Jericho: Was too drunk to notice
Ratbone Carder: shakes head
Levi Reed: Nah, but maybe we have extra fish we can toss over? Like we did for the dolphins?
Vee Barlett : [Translation] I know there was a school o' tuna that we passed back behind us. It was sstill dark, but they might be around.
Jericho: We're almost back, I think we could throw over something Vee?
Vee Barlett: Mind lookin'? He's contemplating eatin' the ship.
Jericho: Are you serious?
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Jericho: We'd taste awful
Levi Reed: checks the ship for fish
Jericho: But okay
Jericho: Checks for scraps of food
Ratbone Carder: Uhm cant be very nutritious, ships
Jericho: (Not rotten mind you)
Vee Barlett: I told 'em he'd get constipated, but ain't a good description for that in whale talk.
Jericho: [SKILL] Veterinary Healing [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 16) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 18]
Jericho: Fails to find vitaimin rich whale food
Levi Reed: finds a crate of fish
Vee Barlett : [Translation] We got some to help hold ya over if ya want?
Levi Reed: Well, it's more of a snack than a meal for a guy this big but here you go fellow
Levi Reed: dumps the open crate overboard
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Hey! Ya got a name?
Vee Barlett: attempts ranger befriending skills
Whale, Common : [Translation] ::Swallows it all whole::
Jericho: Oh, good. You found more then I did Levi
Jericho: Contemplates what a ship would taste like
Jericho: I mean
Jericho: The splinters alone
Jericho: I guess it's like Meat in a Can
Jericho: We're the meat, and the ship is the can
Jericho: I guess
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Danm y'all are such majestic things.
Ratbone Carder: meat in a box of toothpicks
Levi Reed: I don't imagine we taste quite as good as fish
Jericho: Points to Ratbone
Jericho: Exactly
Jericho: Must be awfull
Ratbone Carder: Hence the constipation
Jericho: I think I'm a bit more alert with that shot of panic from being Whale eaten
Jericho: Huh
Jericho: Good to know
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Well new friend, you can call me Vee. If ya ever need anything, look me up, yeah?
Whale, Common : [Translation] Looking for more fish
Vee Barlett: Got anymore fish, guys?
Levi Reed: I don't think so... any chance you can get your dolphins to take you swimming again?
Levi Reed: We didn't figure on needing more than one crate of fish for a day's journey
Levi Reed: We have some dried salted stuff if they want that...
Vee Barlett : [Translation] You'll have to find them in our wake back a few miles. But I'm sure there was plenty back there.
Temperance: Isn't it strange that the whale is asking the humans where the fish are?
Jericho: Probably because we fish a lot Temperance?
Jericho: Not sure though
Ratbone Carder: A little. I think the whale is having us on
Ratbone Carder: I think the whale truly wants to eat us but is toying with us
Whale, Common : [Translation] I will go search and come back if I do not find anything
Jericho: I mean...Really?
Jericho: That's not very nice
Jericho: But....
Vee Barlett : [Translation] If ya don't find any, I can help ya hunt, but I'm sure you'll find plenty.
Vee Barlett : [Translation] Ain't a hunter better than a whale!
BOB Disappears beneath the surface
Jericho: So....ramming us or are we free to go?
Vee Barlett: He's off to look for fish. If he returns, er, we might need to find more.
Jericho: ....maybe he can bother someone else?
Levi Reed: Anyone here any good at fishing?
Vee Barlett: Pretty sure all of them are takin' a nap right now.
Jericho: I'm good at healing and healing animals. That's all I got
Vee Barlett: Wait, ain't ya havin' the same spells like Ava, Jericho? You can do that find fish spell.
Jericho: Oh...well some gambling and breweing, but not useful right now I guess
Jericho: Hm
Jericho: Ponders Vee
Jericho: Let me think for a sec
Ratbone Carder: I can handle sheep but that's different
Vee Barlett: If we need, I mean. But them tuna should be back there.
Levi Reed: If it's a nap, we should wake them. If they're having digestions issues, I'd rather chance the whale
Vee Barlett: Well, "nap"
Vee Barlett: air quotes
Levi Reed: Ah, yeah, no thanks
Jericho: Oh Vee
Jericho: I uh. Am really sorry
Vee Barlett: You finally remembered what ya did while drunk??
Jericho: But I recall a way to locate animals and plants
Jericho: I'm really sorry
Jericho: Actually, I think that may be why I didn't remember right away
Jericho: Winces
Jericho: My bad
Vee Barlett: Oh, that. Yeah, it's fine. Don't need it now, but good to know you can do it.
Jericho: Sighs in relief
Vee Barlett: Oh, thought you were apologizin' for when you started to strip. But that works, too.
Jericho: .......
Jericho: Uh
Jericho: We shall never talk about this again
Jericho: Mostly because I can't handle it right now
Levi Reed: Ha, you couldn't handle it last night either!
Jericho: Besides, Melange or literally anyone else should be the stripper. I'm not a paragon of male physique for hells sake
Jericho: Seriously
Levi Reed: Got too embarrassed to continue
Jericho: Stop me before I get that drunk
Jericho: ....
Vee Barlett: laughs
Jericho: Well that's something I guess
Vee Barlett: I ain't promisin' nothin'
Jericho: Well, I'd say I'd never tell a soul for you, but I can't recall you ever really being that drunk or spouting off, so....kind of pointless
Jericho: You sure don't look like I feel right now after heavy drinking, so...
Jericho: Yeah
Vee Barlett: grins
Vee Barlett: I know my limits.
BOB and with that Michael you can roll a d20
Jericho: [d20 = 13]
BOB Navigation roll from?
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 17]
Vee Barlett: WHERE IS MY FIRST MATE??
Vee Barlett: AND MY SECOND MATE??
Levi Reed: Hey, you have me!
Jericho: Did we lose a few people Vee?
Jericho: I didn't get so drunk they went overboard did they?
Jericho: Maybe just tired I hope
Levi Reed: They are unfit for duty at this moment
Temperance: I was hoping to return a book I borrowed...
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 0] [d20 = 16]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 7] [d20 = 17]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Direction Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 14] [d20 = 1]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Distance Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 16]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 6]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Land Scent [PERCENT:Land Scent] (vs. Target 20) [FAILURE by 25] [d100 = 45]
BOB You rounded this in the morning last time and they came out of the sun to attack
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 16]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 12]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 20]
Vee Barlett: cannot remember where the sky is
Vee Barlett: Y'all keep an eye out for that eagle!
Jericho: Well
Jericho: One moment, the second any of you see anything, I can cast Bless
Vee Barlett: Raimund! Yer crew learn his lesson with the albatross? Might help to have his bow ready in case.
Jericho: I can try to find the eagle, but it will be out of my range for detect animal
Jericho: I can...cast darkness for a twenty foot range? But in full daylight may not be as effective. Also we woudn't be able to see any rocks, so that's out I think
Temperance: Do eagles like fish?
Jericho: I mean....I'm sure they do
Jericho: If they like Human, probably like fish
Jericho: Maybe we could dump a load overboard when it sees us?
Levi Reed: opens the crate of salted fish and pulls it up on deck juuuuuust in case
The time is 7:00 PM
Ratbone Carder: rows rows rows
Jericho: Rowing Hard
Ratbone Carder: rows like a maniac to little effect
Levi Reed: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20 = 7]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Alertness [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 13]
Jericho: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 8) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20 = 2]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Ranger Tracking [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 3] [d20 = 11]
Ratbone Carder: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 13) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 8]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Direction Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20 = 10]
Levi Reed: [SKILL] Distance Sense [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 12]
Ratbone Carder: [CHECK] Strength (vs. Target 6) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 8]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Land Scent [PERCENT:Land Scent] (vs. Target 20) [SUCCESS by 15] [d100 = 5]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 6] [d20 = 18]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Sage Knowledge, Island Kingdoms [MOD:CHA] (vs. Target 10) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 12]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 10) [SUCCESS by 1] [d20 = 9]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Seamanship [MOD:DEX] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 11] [d20 = 5]
GM: [d20 = 16]
BOB I will say that Vee is not observant about eagles or harpies but she does do a good job of navigating around the point and into the mouth of the harbor
BOB Ratbone and Levi manage to watch and spot an eagle heading towards the ship
BOB What do you want to do about that?
Ratbone Carder: oh hey look!
Jericho: Dammit!
Ratbone Carder: eagle, coming this way!
Jericho: Vee, should we spill the fish? Do you want me to bless us?
BOB Vee is busy
Ratbone Carder: points
Levi Reed: Both
Levi Reed: spills the fish
Vee Barlett: Did Raimund give Ault back his bow? He had a good eye.
Levi Reed: I would like to turn the crate on it's side so the fish starts spilling out, like right in the middle of whatever the flattest part of the surface of the ship is
Levi Reed: EVERYONE TAKE COVER!
Vee Barlett: can't take cover at the wheel but gets her tridents ready
Jericho: [CAST] Bless
BOB What do you want to cast Bless on?
Michael (Jericho): US, hopefully
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Vee Barlett] [by Jericho]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Levi Reed] [by Jericho]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Ratbone Carder] [by Jericho]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Jericho]
Bird, Giant Eagle : [Translation] SCREEEEEECH
Vee Barlett : [Translation] BACK OFF BUCK A ROO!
Levi Reed: Everyone stay away from the fish! Try to get under something so you aren't the easiest meal!
Jericho: Hunkers near the oars
Levi Reed: stands near Vee with the crossbow ready
Ratbone Carder: gets under the rowing bench
BOB I will give Levi one shot before the eagle swoops down
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 12]
Attack [12] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 7 vs. 7 ] [AC: 7 ] [HIT]
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=2)] [d6 = 2]
[2] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [STATUS: Light]
BOB Now we start Init
Ratbone Carder: [INIT] [d10 = 5]
Levi Reed: [INIT] [d10 = 4]
Jericho: [INIT] [d10 = 7]
Vee Barlett: [INIT] [-1] [d10-1 = 8]
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 11]
Attack [11] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 8 vs. 7 ] [AC: 8 ] [MISS]
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (R)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 17]
Attack [17] ->[ATTACK (R)] (Shortbow) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 2 vs. 7 ] [AC: 2 ] [HIT]
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (R)] Shortbow [TYPE: piercing (1d6=5)] [d6 = 5]
[5] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [STATUS: Moderate]
[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]
Ratbone Carder has delayed their turn until the end of round.
[TURN] Bird, Giant Eagle
BOB I will say that there are the four of you on deck along with 8 other crew people (including Temperance)
BOB and now the d12 to see who gets attacked
GM: [d12 = 12]
BOB Misc crew person
BOB Gets SNATCHED up
[TURN] Jericho - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]
Jericho: [CAST] Create Water [at Bird, Giant Eagle]
Jericho: Drenches the eagle with water
BOB so how many gallons of water?
Michael (Jericho): 8 Gallons, so about 64 Pounds?
Bird, Giant Eagle: [SAVE] vs. Breath [d20 = 3]
Save [3] [Target 16] -> [for Bird, Giant Eagle] [FAILURE]
BOB So yes the eagle SNATCHES the sailor and Jericho DUMPS water on it before it can fly off
BOB and it lands awkwardly on the deck
[TURN] Vee Barlett - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]
Vee Barlett: holding the ship steady and therefore holding her turn.
[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 5]]
Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 7 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Club [TYPE: bludgeoning, large (1d3=1)] [d3 = 1]
[1] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle]
BOB and Rothuss comes up on the deck just in time to see Ratbone SMASH her club down on top of a giant eagle
[ROUND 2]
Rothuss Carder: Good shot sis!
Rothuss Carder: draws his sword and looks around for a target.
[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 29]]
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [d20 = 8]
Attack [8] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 12 vs. 7 ] [AC: 12 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 0 vs. 7 ] [AC: 0 ] [HIT]
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=4)] [d8 = 4]
[4] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [STATUS: Heavy]
[TURN] Bird, Giant Eagle
BOB BITING at Levi
Bird, Giant Eagle: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 2]
Attack [2] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite Attack) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 15 vs. 7 ] [AC: 15 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Jericho - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]
Effect ['Bless;ATK: 1;SAVE: 1;CHECK: 1'] -> [to Rothuss Carder] [by Jericho]
[TURN] Vee Barlett - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]
Vee Barlett: still focused on keeping the ship on course
[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 4]]
Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20 = 19]
Attack [19] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 7 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
Ratbone Carder: [DAMAGE (M)] Club [TYPE: bludgeoning, large (1d3=3)] [d3 = 3]
[3] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [STATUS: Critical]
[ROUND 3]
[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 28] | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 10]
Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 10 vs. 7 ] [AC: 10 ] [MISS]
Rothuss Carder: can't find an avenue to attack through the press of people attacking the eagle.
[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 3]]
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 18]
Attack [18] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 7 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=3)] [d8 = 3]
[3] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle]
[TURN] Bird, Giant Eagle
BOB It is flapping its wings but it cannot fly, it is stuck on the ship's deck and it cannot swim so has to lash out
Bird, Giant Eagle: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(17)] [d20 = 16]
Attack [16] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Bite Attack) [at Levi Reed] [Hit-AC: 1 vs. 7 ] [AC: 1 ] [HIT]
Bird, Giant Eagle: [DAMAGE (M)] Bite Attack [TYPE: slashing (2d6=3)] [2d6 = 3]
[3] -> [to Levi Reed] [STATUS: Light]
[TURN] Jericho - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 3]]
Levi Reed: Ouch! Dude, I tried to give you fiiiish
Vee Barlett: It's fine! Just kill it and let Jericho lay his hands on you later!
Jericho: I can't do anything more!
Vee Barlett: Poke it with a knife!
Jericho: Panicked thinking
Jericho: uh, uh....
Effect ['Blinded'] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [by Jericho]
[TURN] Vee Barlett - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 3]]
[TURN] Ratbone Carder - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 3]]
Rothuss Carder: take it down Ratbone!
Bird, Giant Eagle: [SAVE] vs. Spell [EFFECTS -4] [d20-4 = 2]
Save [2] [Target 16] -> [for Bird, Giant Eagle] [FAILURE]
Ratbone Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20 = 1]
Attack [1] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Club) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [Hit-AC: 19 vs. 11 ] [AC: 19 ] [MISS-AUTOMATIC]
[ROUND 4]
BOB So yes it is blinded because it failed its save
[TURN] Rothuss Carder - [Torch; LIGHT: 10/15 torch; Torch; [D: 27] | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 6]]
Rothuss Carder: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(20)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 3]
Attack [3] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Sabre) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [Hit-AC: 17 vs. 11 ] [AC: 17 ] [MISS]
[TURN] Levi Reed - [Punching; BSTR: 0 | Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 2]]
Levi Reed: [ATTACK (M)] [THACO(19)] [EFFECTS +1] [d20+1 = 10]
Attack [10] ->[ATTACK (M)] (Machete) [at Bird, Giant Eagle] [DEF EFFECTS -4] [Hit-AC: 9 vs. 11 ] [AC: 9 ] [HIT]
Levi Reed: [DAMAGE (M)] Machete [TYPE: slashing (1d8=8)] [d8 = 8]
[8] -> [to Bird, Giant Eagle] [DAMAGE EXCEEDS HIT POINTS BY 6] [STATUS: Dying (0)]
[TURN] Bird, Giant Eagle - [Blinded; [D: 110]]
[TURN] Jericho - [Bless; ATK: 1; SAVE: 1; CHECK: 1; [D: 2]]
Jericho: You seem to got this for now!
Jericho: Heal you up when you are done
BOB It is not moving
Vee Barlett: Nicely done. Toss it in the sea and let it be done.
Levi Reed: wait
Levi Reed: Surely these feathers are worth something?
Jericho: Shrugs
Vee Barlett: You're getting blood all over my.... this ship.
Jericho: I'm just glad our sailor didn't...die
Ratbone Carder: I was going to suggest we want the meat.
Jericho: Are you okay sir?
Levi Reed: turns the crate back right side up, hopefully saving like half the salted fish
Vee Barlett: The longer you wait. So someone needs to clean it up. So either move it somewhere and process it or toss it.
Jericho: Levi, get over here. I need to see that wound
Jericho: Don't bitch about it either
Levi Reed: Ugh, fine
Rothuss Carder: puts his sabre away.
Levi Reed: submits to Jericho
Vee Barlett: You're the hunter, yeah?
Vee Barlett: Just throw in a crate then.
Bird, Giant Eagle: [DAMAGE (M)] Claw Attack #1 [TYPE: slashing (1d6=4)] [d6 = 4]
GM: [d8 = 1]
Vee Barlett: [SKILL] Observation [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [SUCCESS by 6] [d20-1 = 6]
BOB He is dead Levi
BOB Had 1 hit point and took 4 point from the claw attack
Jericho: Dammit
Jericho: Sigh
Jericho: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 18) [SUCCESS by 8] [d20-1 = 10]
Jericho: Oh this looks bad
Levi Reed: Wait, take care of the sailor first. He looks worse off than me
Jericho: We can fix this
Jericho: [SKILL] Healing [2] [MOD:WIS] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20-1 = 12]
Jericho: [SKILL] Herbalism [2] [MOD:INT] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 12) [FAILURE by 4] [d20-1 = 16]
BOB Jericho stops the bleeding and brings him back to zero
BOB Not awake but not dead
Jericho: [HEAL] Cure Light Wounds [d8 = 5]
BOB Ok that will make him walking wounded
Jericho: Oh boy. Thought we lost you!
Jericho: And now go down below and rest
Jericho: Not that I'm your captain or anything
Johannes Heilprin: Stutters, Thank you Sir
Jericho: Smiles
Jericho: It was no trouble at all. Another day to go get drunk later eh?
Rothuss Carder: How come no one woke me up for the excitement?
Jericho: But for now, I recommend you go sleep off that...er...eagle
Johannes Heilprin: Grunts yes Sir
Vee Barlett: Not sure what to tell ya, Rothuss. We all yelled eagle multiple times. Ya wear earplugs to nap?
Jericho: Shit happens Rothuss. Don't worry about it
Ratbone Carder: We were a little busy, Bubba
Jericho: I figured you were on the pot
Jericho: And with that, I'm hungover, and tapped out
Jericho: Sits heavily on bench, and grumbles as he picks up the oars
Levi Reed: I'm telling you, hair of the dog. Have a tiny drink
Jericho: Will it really work? Or are you just saying that
Ratbone Carder: It's true.
Vee Barlett: Has Levi ever lied to you?
Ratbone Carder: I don't know HOW it works, but it works
Jericho: ..........
Jericho: I'm not sure?
Levi Reed: See? Maybe you don't trust me, I get that, but RATBONE wouldn't lie to you
Vee Barlett: And Ratbone definitely doesn't make up stories.
Levi Reed: Probably
Jericho: Reaches over to the flask
Jericho: Swigs and gags despite himself. Forces another mouthful and passes it back
Jericho: Dear gods
Ratbone Carder: Oh I absolutely make up stories. but not about hangover cures
Ratbone Carder: that stuff is serious
Jericho: I definitely need to improve that flavor for you
Vee Barlett: laughs
Levi Reed: Ok, that's enough man, don't go crazy
Jericho: Well which is it?
Ratbone Carder: yeah you don't want to re-drunken
Jericho: Want to claim the eagle?
Levi Reed: You took two drinks, that should do it
Jericho: Not sure it's good for much but no idea about the feathers
Ratbone Carder: it's hair of the dog, not the whole dog
Vee Barlett: HEY! Temperance, can ya help clean up the eagle? Or toss it in a crate? These drunk louts ain't doin' their job.
Jericho: Sigh
Jericho: Right. Hair of dog not whole dog. I'll have to remember that
Ratbone Carder: getting a bucket of sea water to slosh the deck with
Levi Reed: Will it fit in that fish crate?
Rothuss Carder: strips off his shirt and plunks himself down on a bench for his turn with the oars.
Temperance: I may need a sizable crate for that.
Levi Reed: You can stuff it in there, we can find someone at the docks who can make use of this thing
Jericho: Holy crap. That IS a giant egale. I'm actually kind of impressed. Good shots with the crossbow btw
Jericho: Let's mount the head in our bar?
Jericho: Come on, it'll be so cool!
Jericho: Please VEE?
Rothuss Carder: Take some feathers. They'd make impressive trophies.
Levi Reed: Yikes, no thank you
Jericho: I don't ask for much
Levi Reed: Maybe a claw
Temperance: Would whales eat remains of an eagle?
Levi Reed: The head is too creepy
Vee Barlett: You know how much it'd cost to process it? You find a reasonable taxidermist and maybe.
Jericho: Sigh. Well, there's always next time
Vee Barlett: But I do like the thought of some feathers in my cap...
Jericho: Jumps up. Oars forgotten.
Jericho: Oh, that's brilliaint! I want some!
Vee Barlett: If a whale is hungry enough, probably. So if it comes back he can have it, maybe.
Levi Reed: You know Rocco will want the feathers, even if no one else does
Jericho: Shrugs
Jericho: Plenty to go around
Jericho: Smiles
Temperance: I thought it would be two birds with one stone, if it did.
Jericho: Snorts
Ratbone Carder: hahaha
Rothuss Carder: I got Animal Rending for knowing how to shear and process goats. Would it cover taking care of this carcass as well, since I use it slightly differently?
-> Rothuss Carder: Yes
Vee Barlett: Oh! Dad might, sure. But ain't lettin' you give him any.
Jericho: Might buy him some favor though Vee
Jericho: Contemplates
Levi Reed: I wouldn't dare
Jericho: He'd like it as a gift from you
Levi Reed: I was suggesting it for your consideration
Jericho: Show him you care
Rothuss Carder: Hold on a sec, lemme look at that bird a minute.
Vee Barlett: Nah, not my worry. My concern is him hittin' on my dads. AGAIN.
Jericho: No, I meant it would just be nice. I'm sure they might appreciate it as a token of your adventure....
Jericho: I sound stupid don't I
Rothuss Carder: drops down to his knees next to it and starts moving it around, looking at it from all angles.
Levi Reed: Hey, I only openly hit on them once, and it was only Rocco!
Jericho: I'm just going to stop talking now
Vee Barlett: Nah, we're just talkin' about different things.
Rothuss Carder: [SKILL] Animal Rending [MOD:DEX] [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 16) [SUCCESS by 5] [d20-1 = 11]
Levi Reed: Wow, Rothuss. Look at you go
Vee Barlett: Uh huh. Sure. But ya always talked about your crush on Pa before, too.
Levi Reed: Only when I'm drunk
Rothuss Carder: Oh yeah, I can do something with this...
Vee Barlett: Which is all the time.
Levi Reed: winks
Rothuss Carder: Best if I get started as soon as possible. You okay for me to skip rowing to work on it?
Vee Barlett: Go for it.
Levi Reed: I'll row double time to make up for it man
Vee Barlett: We're almost to dock.
Levi Reed: [CHECK] Strength [EFFECTS +1] (vs. Target 15) [FAILURE by 2] [d20-1 = 17]
Rothuss Carder: You want the whole bird, or part of it?
Vee Barlett: Save all ya can.
Levi Reed: Yeah, especially a claw to mount
Vee Barlett: Save me a handful of them feathers, though.
Levi Reed: I'll give it to Jericho as a gift, if we can find a reasonable taxidermist
Vee Barlett: I'll take the other claw. As a gift
Ratbone Carder: I'll take a talon for a necklace
Jericho: You know, I'd bet one of these claws would make a hell of a scary ass dagger when filed down
Ratbone Carder: oh unless there aren't any more
Jericho: Like that merchant said
Vee Barlett: Ah fine, I suppose I can keep the feathers. Take yer necklace, club fiend.
Ratbone Carder: huge grin
Jericho: A story can sell a hell of a find
Rothuss Carder: Okay, so the bird in as many bad ass pieces as I can manage.
Jericho: If we turn it into a dagger, who knows what stories we could sell it with
Rothuss Carder: But not a whole bird.
Vee Barlett: Yes.
Temperance: There's the beak too. It looks rather large, if anyone wants that.
Jericho: Contemplates
Vee Barlett: Hmm, a beak could work
Rothuss Carder: Right-o, Cap'n.
Rothuss Carder: calls over two seamen who aren't immediately busy and has them bring over a tarp and roll the corpse onto it, and the three of them lug the bird over to an open area on the deck of the ship.
Rothuss Carder: whistles while he works.
The time is 9:00 PM
Lirtimya: [SKILL] Navigation [MOD:INT] (vs. Target 14) [SUCCESS by 13] [d20 = 1]
BOB Feather light touch as you skim right into the docks
Vee Barlett: Damn fine job, First Mate.
Vee Barlett: And once again, Matty's down below and can't see why ya got that promotion.
Ratbone Carder: no bumping or anything
BOB So it is night
The date is Mid____de, 7th Man (Early Spring), 586 SGR
Young Moon's phase is New Moon
Old Moon's phase is Waning Gibbous
BOB So the group makes their way through the dark streets of the city, the occasional Continual Light lamp post on a corner to help guide the way
BOB Vee, Levi, Rothuss, Jericho, Lirt
Pilon: How are ya Violet?
Vee Barlett: Fuck you? Word doesn't travel that fast.
Rothuss Carder: The head of the eagle was a bit bashed about, but I got the claws and beak, and a whole bunch of straight feathers.
Rothuss Carder: And some eagle meat.
Pilon: ICK
Vee Barlett: Hey. Ignore him. What the hell have you heard?
Pilon: and what word traveling where?
Vee Barlett: When's the last time I went by Violet?
Pilon: When you were a drunk mess with that Lord Fonto something
Vee Barlett: Oh. Hmm, damn. I need to start changing up my names more.
Pilon: At least three years ago?
Vee Barlett: Alright, alright. Just got me a little on edge there for a minute.
Pilon: Huh
Levi Reed: Don't you have anything better to do than harp on gossip from three years ago, Pilon?
Rothuss Carder: Permissioin to call you Lettie, Cap'n!
Pilon: I am not the one who asked
Vee Barlett: Seriously. Of all names to call me right now.
Levi Reed: You're the one who brought it up
Vee Barlett: Lettie? Hell no.
Pilon: She really likes Vetti
Vee Barlett: Hmm, Vetti was fun. That might be for the next time.
Pilon: Vee, Violet, Vetti, Veronica did not last more than once I think
Vee Barlett: Nah, wasn't a fan of Veronica. Too.... girlie? I don't know.
Levi Reed: You forgot Valencia
Levi Reed: I liked that one
Pilon: I did not know that one!
Vee Barlett: Oh thanks. Addin' to the gossip now.
Vee Barlett: I got a list. But I ain't sharing it with this gossip circle.
Vee Barlett: I need a bath. Are my dads home? Eh, actually. That can wait until morning. I need a bath.
Pilon: So the old man is out of town
Vee Barlett: Damn it.
Pilon: Your Pa is here though
Vee Barlett: Well that works.
Rothuss Carder: Viola? Violin?
Vee Barlett: Viola? Hmm, I'll consider it.
Pilon: Violence is what I call her
Vee Barlett: grins
Vee Barlett: Well Pa doesn't care if I smell. Maybe I'll talk to him first. Is Dad coming back tomorrow or out of town for awhile?
Pilon: Not sure he left up river yesterday, checking on some orchards
Vee Barlett: sighs dramatically
Pilon: I would guess at least 4 or 5 days
Levi Reed: Uh huh. Orchards.
Vee Barlett: I was really hoping he'd give the priest a makeover, but I suppose we'll figure out something else.
Pilon: Why do you want to work him over?
Rothuss Carder: is playing around behind the group, holding an eagle claw in each hand and clawing at the air in front of him.
Vee Barlett: To hide that stick better.
Pilon: I can get some guys for that
Vee Barlett: laughs
Vee Barlett: Not sure he needs that work over... probably.... maybe? Hmm....
Levi Reed: Hey, if anybody but Rocco is going to work this guy over, it's going to be me
Levi Reed: winks at Jericho
Jericho: Well, instead of beating me senseless, I may need a reasonable disguise if you know how that works.
Jericho: I'm afraid I'm not much good at that sort of thing
Jericho: Smiles
Jericho: More like, I need to be very inconspicuous for a trip to the Cathedral
Pilon: Stands up and unlocks the front door
Pilon: Is anyone chasing you?
Levi Reed: Not yet
Vee Barlett: I don't believe so, but I wasn't the only one chasing what I got.
Jericho: Points to Vee
Jericho: And that
Pilon: It was a joke
Vee Barlett: And the priest has some trouble with the Cathedral, but that ain't me.
Pilon: Of course people are chasing you
Jericho: Rolls eyes
Pilon: You are Vee
Vee Barlett: laughs
Vee Barlett: Yeah, but I meant in the immediate. As in, can catch me soon.
Vee Barlett: Not in general.
Jericho: Let's not say trouble, more like temporarily escalated conflicts
Lirtimya: Chuckles
Vee Barlett: Whatever. You're here for a reason, yeah?
Levi Reed: Temporarily escalated conflicts, throat displacement, tomato tomahto
Vee Barlett: I need to go find Pa.
Jericho: Smiles. Yes, but it sound so much better right Levi?
Pilon: I would say good luck but not sure you will if you interrupt him tonight
Pilon: Might want to wait until morning
Levi Reed: If you're trying to be fancy, sure
Vee Barlett: Fine fine. You can just tell me I smell and should focus on a bath first.
Levi Reed: I like to call a pig a pig
Jericho: Well.....depends on if you are actually talking to a pig Levi
Vee Barlett: Come on, y'all. I ain't the only one needing to clean up and sleep.
Jericho: I need to check Levi's shoulder
Jericho: But yes, he can get clean. Would be good for him
Vee Barlett: Fine but don't crowd Pilon's stoop. He get possessive about it.
Jericho: And...good to see you Pilon
Jericho: Smiles
BOB So going inside and upstairs
BOB you have beds
BOB and can sleep for the night
BOB If you sleep through the night while camping etc you heal for 2 points overnight sleeping in a safe place, bed, etc you get 3 point per night
Rothuss Carder: Oh yass, a real bed!
Jericho: [SKILL] Diagnostics [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 18) [FAILURE by 2] [d20 = 20]
Jericho: [SKILL] Healing [2] [MOD:WIS] (vs. Target 17) [SUCCESS by 15] [d20 = 2]
Jericho: Worries
Jericho: Well
Jericho: It's not great, but you'll live
Levi Reed: Ouch, don't poke it like that!
Jericho: Keep it clean and switch up your bandages
Levi Reed's health adjusted by +3
Jericho: And yes, we smell.
Jericho: Off you go. Take your bath
Jericho: Waves him off
Levi Reed: Sure you don't want to join me?
Jericho: uh.....if you are not serious, then no. If yes, then appreciate the invitation, but no thank you. Please don't take that the wrong way. Just not good with relationships and not sure I want to start one.
Levi Reed: Who said anything about a RELATIONSHIP
Jericho: Then....still no
Jericho: But buy you a drink later
Jericho: For the kind offer
Jericho: Smiles
Levi Reed: Putting the horse before the cart there, buddy
Rothuss Carder: chuckles and waves goodnight as he heads to his bed.
Vee Barlett: is pretending to be asleep after bathing but is really eavesdropping
Jericho: Yeah......this is awkward and I'm not good people. Take care of that shoulder.
Jericho: I need a bath
Jericho: Flustered a little
Jericho: Flees quickly
Levi Reed: takes a bath in a different bath than Jericho
Vee Barlett: and is absolutely sleeping with the rum tucked close
Lirtimya: Probably asleep
Jericho: Jericho keeping the other bottle in his arms rmeembering his promise to Vee
BOB So in the morning
The date is Ko____de, 8th Man (Early Spring), 586 SGR
Young Moon's phase is New Moon
Old Moon's phase is Last Quarter
The time is 7:00 AM
Jericho: Grunts...."Is it mornign already?"
Jericho: Sigh
Jericho: Maybe this is the day I don't have to die? That would be cool. Oh, I know, I can somehow piss off a dragon, or make a deal with the devil....Mutters as he laces up his boots....on second though, maybe her dad is a devil. Although, he'd probably think the title was funny.
Jericho: Trips and falls after stumbling over his shirt still discarded on the floor
Jericho: Sighs
Jericho: SERIOUSLY?
Jericho: Grunts as he sniffs the shirt and finds a different one. ANY other shirt
Jericho: This needs to be burned
Vesta Olguin: Are you making a racket on purpose?
Jericho: No
Jericho: Sorry about that
Jericho: My apologies
Jericho: Say, I don't suppose I can burn this awful smelling shirt. Preferrably after finding a clean one?
Vee Barlett: Y'all can hang out in the family room while I talk to Pa.
Levi Reed: Which one, Vee?
Vesta Olguin: You will wait until a decent hour to disturb him
Rothuss Carder: hasn't come out of his room yet
Vee Barlett: tosses her hands up impatiently
Jericho: May I ask what a decent hour is? Is he okay?
Jericho: Eyes Vee
Lirtimya: Comes out of the room, ready for the day
Jericho: er...sorry. I tend to heal and worry about people
Vesta Olguin: You might want to wake at the crack of dawn every day
Jericho: ....it's 7 AM?
Jericho: I uh...my apologies
Jericho: Eyes Vee
Levi Reed: Vesta, do you know any good taxidermists around here?
Vesta Olguin: Looks at Levi puzzled, what in the world would that be?
Vee Barlett: pinches the bridge of her nose
Levi Reed: You know, someone who makes a dead animal last forever
Vesta Olguin: Like the cook with that damn pig?
Levi Reed: Nah, this one is just for looking, not for eating
Levi Reed: Unless that's what the cook did with the pig, I don't know
Vee Barlett: Vesta, I got family business to discuss with Pa, yeah? Not my normal buggerin'. I need to talk to him soon as he's in as good of mood as he'll be in, yeah?
Vesta Olguin: Then you can go wake him now
Vesta Olguin: and kick her out
Vee Barlett: bites tongue
Vee Barlett: Fine. We'll get breakfast.
Vesta Olguin: He won't get in a better mood than
Vee Barlett: And YOU will find a way to hurry her outta her soon as she wakes, yeah?
Vesta Olguin: Nods quickly
Vee Barlett: Good.
Levi Reed: for once does not say anything, in case this is a sore point with Vee
Vee Barlett: Let's get some food.
Vee Barlett: Damn, I need a drink already.
Vesta Olguin: snorts
Levi Reed: And look for a taxidermist, ya?
Vee Barlett: You go do that. I'll hang around here.
Levi Reed: Oh, you meant eat breakfast here
Levi Reed: Ok, we can do that too I guess
Vee Barlett: stalks off to the kitchen for food
BOB SO the group heads into the dining room for breakfast
Vee Barlett: kills times until it's deemed safe to talk to Pa
Rothuss Carder: still in his bedroom
BOB Everyone is eating unless other wise noted like Rothuss
Rosa Shieldgem: A sheet wrapped around her torso, OH good breakfast!
Rosa Shieldgem: I am starved
Vee Barlett: Excuse you?
Rosa Shieldgem: and who are all of you?
Rosa Shieldgem: Is there a meeting today?
Vee Barlett: Looks like you already had yours.
Rosa Shieldgem: Not yet
Vee Barlett: scowling
Rosa Shieldgem: What?
Vee Barlett: Who are you?
Rosa Shieldgem: Rosa
Vee Barlett: And you're here why?
Rosa Shieldgem: I slept over
Rosa Shieldgem: I want breakfast
Vee Barlett: You allergic to clothes?
Jericho: I want a million gold pieces
Jericho: mutters
Rosa Shieldgem: They got sort of torn
MeLange: I could go for a million gold pieces
Rosa Shieldgem: and no one is supposed to be here
Jericho: Chokes at Clothes remark
Vee Barlett: Includin' you, yeah?
Levi Reed: No one is ever "supposed" to be here
Rothuss Carder: staggers in shirtless and still 3/4s asleep.
Rosa Shieldgem: I should be here
Rothuss Carder: Oh, food!
Rosa Shieldgem: See he does not like clothes
Rosa Shieldgem: and I do not know who he is
Rosa Shieldgem: Or any of you people for that matter
MeLange: Wise lady once said, "if that's where you are, that's where you're supposed to be"
Levi Reed: You look familiar
Jericho: Do you know Adelaine?
Jericho: Snickers slightly
Jericho: Looking at Rothuss
Rosa Shieldgem: blushes, No I never heard of her
MeLange: looks at Jericho
Jericho: Squints
Levi Reed: Rothuss... doesn't she look familiar?
Vee Barlett: slaps hands hard on the table and stands up
Rothuss Carder: looks up.
Rothuss Carder: Hmmm?
Vee Barlett: Well this is fun and awkward.
Vee Barlett: You all have fun.
MeLange: thanks, you can have the awkward
Vee Barlett: leaves out the door and yells as loud as possible, "PA!!!!"
Rosa Shieldgem: I swear I have not ever laid eyes on him
Lirtimya: Just watching I guess?
Levi Reed: Not that familiar... just like... family resemblance kind of familiar...
Rothuss Carder: Did I miss something?
Rothuss Carder: yawns
MeLange: What's up with Vee?
Jericho: She is...dealing with her dad
Jericho: Just go with it
MeLange: Ah daddy issues, I hear that's a thing
Jericho: Well.....I know Rothuss might see Adelaine soon
Jericho: You said you wanted breakfast?
Jericho: Turns to Rosa
Rosa Shieldgem: That is nice I suppose
Rothuss Carder: Hey, yeah, I should look her up while we're here. Why are you talking about Adelaide?
Rothuss Carder: takes a bite of whatever food he found
Jericho: You can ask if she knows Rosa
Jericho: Shrugs
Rothuss Carder: Who's Rosa?
Jericho: Puts together a small plate of food
Levi Reed: I just thought Rosa looked a little like her
Levi Reed: Just in the jaw there
MeLange: sits and prepares himself for breakfast
Jericho: Points to Rosa
Levi Reed: And the nose a bit
Rosa Shieldgem: I really do not understand
Jericho: Here you are
Jericho: Hands her food
MeLange: points
MeLange: that lady
Rosa Shieldgem: I think I should go get dressed
Rothuss Carder: notices Rosa for the first time and jumps slightly in startlement.
Rothuss Carder: Oh! Morning!
MeLange: Don't feel you need to get dressed on my behalf Rosa, I'm all for casual breakfast
Lirtimya: Just now noticing Rothuss?
Jericho: Rosa, if your...ah....change of clothes is in the room you came from, I'd wait until the family calms down a bit yeah?
Rothuss Carder: Oh, no need to go because of us
MeLange: I'm sure there's enough food for everyone
Jericho: Hands plate over again
Rosa Shieldgem: Take the plate and sits in a chair with the sheet wrapped around her and tucked in
Rothuss Carder: finally catches up with the conversation
Rothuss Carder: Shieldgem?
Rosa Shieldgem: Yes
Jericho: She says she doesn't know Adaliene though Rothuss
MeLange: So Rosa, not that I'm complaining, but is there a story behind your choice of wardrobe?
Jericho: You can ask when you see her though. Maybe she knows a distant relative?
Jericho: Half the people on this continent seem to be related in some way or other after all
Rothuss Carder: Nice. I know a Shieldgem. Maybe a cousin? Big family?
Rosa Shieldgem: I was in bed with Troy and I smelled breakfast so I came over to get some
MeLange: takes a bite of his food
Levi Reed: What was it like?
Jericho: Chokes on Coffee
Jericho: Levi?
Jericho: Scandalized
Rosa Shieldgem: You mean Troy?
Jericho: You don't just ask people that!
Lirtimya: Just eating and wathing everything unfold, not anything to add to the conversation really
MeLange: hmm good story!
MeLange: takes another bite of food
Levi Reed: I don't need specifics man
Jericho: Not that I'm a prude or anything
MeLange: Where's Troy?
Levi Reed: Just wondering if my long-harbored crush should continue or not
Rosa Shieldgem: You have a crush on Troy?
Levi Reed: Who doesn't?
MeLange: takes a bite and eyes Levi
Jericho: Who doesn't
Jericho: Mutters
Rosa Shieldgem: How long have you known him?
Levi Reed: Ehhh, five years or so?
Levi Reed: I mean, I don't know him well
Rothuss Carder: tucks into his food while the conversation isn't centered on him.
Rosa Shieldgem: And you never had the courage to make a move?
MeLange: Looks at Levi
Levi Reed: I'm a bit young for him.... and also I think Vee would ACTUALLY kill me
Rosa Shieldgem: Or are you one of those that likes to be chased?
Jericho: I'd keep you from dying
Levi Reed: I'll keep that in mind if the opportunity arises in the future, Jericho. Thanks buddy.
Jericho: Shrugs
Jericho: I'd do the same for Vee, and half the time I wanna strangle her
Levi Reed: So anyway, Rosa. This crush. Worth it, or move on?
Rosa Shieldgem: Do you have a crush on him? looking at Jericho and pointing to Levi
Jericho: Not really
MeLange: Weird thing to just say out of nowhere Jericho
Jericho: No offense buddy
Levi Reed: Not YET
Rosa Shieldgem: Oh Troy is DEFINITELY worth it
Levi Reed: Hmm
MeLange: Hey I'm sure Levi is worth it too, he ain't no slouch
Levi Reed: Well, who knows, maybe Vee will die an untimely young death by throat displacement or something
Jericho: Throat Seizure would be my term
Levi Reed: Throat displacement IS your term, Jericho
Levi Reed: How do you keep forgetting this?
Rosa Shieldgem: Oh you like to be choaked?
Levi Reed: Not sure, haven't tried that one yet
MeLange: She sets em up n you just miss em don't ya Levi
Jericho: No no. You see throat displacement is untimely ripped out of your body. Throat seizer is I seize your throat and sqeeze until you stop moving. There is a difference
MeLange: This conversation just got very weird
Jericho: Melange, you got Throat Seizer when you got freaky with the snake woman. We ARE awkward
Levi Reed: The conversation is always weird
Rothuss Carder: I swear you folks have got the herders back home beat into the ground.
Lirtimya: I'm going to have to start pretending not to know you all in public at this point
Lirtimya: Says that in a joking manner
Rothuss Carder: Don't worry Lirt, we'll be sure to make sure everyone knows you're with us.
Jericho: Oh Lirtimya, you know you love us....well....even me a little
Rothuss Carder: trying to engage Rosa in casual conversation to determine if she's related to Adelaide, and if so how. (no need to do IC)
Jericho: Jericho being as sensitive as he can to the almost naked woman, giving her water refills as she wants it
BOB As the group continues to banter
BOB Vee has any move silently? sneaking into rooms?
Carissa (Vee Barlett): Yeah because she's definitely trying to sneak over there as she yells as loudly as she can and stomps her way over like a child throwing a tantrum (which she is)
BOB So Vee stomps and throws the bedroom door open
Vee Barlett: PA! I NEED A WORD WITH YOU. NOW.
Troy Barlett: WHAT THE
Troy Barlett: OH
Troy Barlett: puts away the dagger
Troy Barlett: Hello sweetie
Troy Barlett: When did you get back in town?
Troy Barlett: I thought you were chasing off across the waves?
Vee Barlett: Last night. And can you PLEASE finish putting your damn clothes on?!
Vee Barlett: I came to make a business deal with you BUT YOU were BUSY... UGH PA.
Vee Barlett: You know how I feel about that!
Troy Barlett: Have you seen Rosa?
Vee Barlett: She's eatin' breakfast.
Troy Barlett: Oh good
Vee Barlett: In a fuckin' sheet.
Troy Barlett: Too bad
Troy Barlett: At least the chair stays clean I suppose
Vee Barlett: pinches the bridge of her nose again
Vee Barlett: Gods you are all that bad.
Troy Barlett: No one is all bad
Troy Barlett: Pilon for instance
Vee Barlett: I don't mean. Ugh, Pa. I mean at least when I have to seduce someone it makes sense! What the hell does Rosa even have to offer?
Vee Barlett: No.
Vee Barlett: No, I don't want that answer.
Troy Barlett: Have you seen Rosa?
Vee Barlett: SHE'S IN THE DAMN BREAKFAST ROOM PA.
Troy Barlett: Winks at Vee
Vee Barlett: tosses her hands up and ROLLS HER EYES
Vee Barlett: then sighs
Troy Barlett: You do know that it does not have to mean something
Troy Barlett: It is so much better when it does
Vee Barlett: I hope it still does with Rocco.
Vee Barlett: Fine. You know I love you. And I GUESS sometimes I can look past things, but don't make me think too hard about it, or I'm gonna get mad again.
Troy Barlett: Have you ever not been mad at me?
Vee Barlett: .....
Troy Barlett: tosses a pillow at Vee
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity [+3] (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 4] [d20-3 = 11]
Vee Barlett: barely catches it and maybe smiles slightly
Vee Barlett: I mean, it ain't hard to get mad at you. Or maybe it ain't hard for me to get mad.
Vee Barlett: sighs again
Troy Barlett: I think that is true
Vee Barlett: Pa. I got a business proposition for you. Er, and maybe I might kinda need a little help. Maybe.
Troy Barlett: What did you get yourself into this time?
Troy Barlett: I thought you were just going to chase after Ruffus
Vee Barlett: Well I mighta accidentally seduced Ruffus, but that's a later problem.
Troy Barlett: Accidentally?
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Vee Barlett: Look, he took the bait harder than I expected.
Vee Barlett: I call that an accident.
Vee Barlett: It was worth it. Maybe. If you can help me.
Troy Barlett: He might be worth it, I am not sure
Vee Barlett: I ain't sure either. I ain't sure if he knows who I am or not, too. A bit of confusion.
Troy Barlett: If you need protection from him I can help
Troy Barlett: if you did go too far and you do not want it to be..... we can handle that too
Troy Barlett: I can get a favor for you
Vee Barlett: smiles
Vee Barlett: Love ya, too, Pa. I let you know if he becomes a problem.
Vee Barlett: BUT I am 99% sure I got a tax stamp for the Temple. Problem is it's too hot and I got a time limit if I'm gonna replicate it.
Troy Barlett: Looks at Vee carefully, a Tax Stamp from the church
Vee Barlett: Temple of Orange Sunsets. It was in some vintage rum Ruffus stole. Bet someone I know might be interested in that, yeah?
Troy Barlett: Who knows it is missing?
Vee Barlett: See that's the problem.
Vee Barlett: Temple does. They sent me after it for... reasons? Then the priest told the Cathedral and they death geased him to return it. Then I think they told the weird chuch in Mizzen, too.
Troy Barlett: Who is they?
Vee Barlett: So Temple wants me to bring it back. But, ya know... if we can find a way to duplicate it?
Vee Barlett: Umm, what's their name.... Hilde and Michel?
Vee Barlett: Oh, and I got 50 year old rum if yer interested, too. They only sorta want that back. It ain't as hot.
Troy Barlett: Absolutely not, if they know it is missing, there is nothing to do except use it a few times and then turn it back in
Vee Barlett: frowns
Vee Barlett: So I went through all that nonsense for no profit?
Troy Barlett: If they did not know it was missing, it is worth a castle
Troy Barlett: If they know you have it? You won't live long enough to enjoy it
Vee Barlett: Damn. I thought I might be in over my head.
Vee Barlett: I mean, I'll give it back to the Temple, goodwill and all that nonsense, I guess.
Vee Barlett: Just tryin' to see if I can find any profit from any of this.
Troy Barlett: What is the part about the Cathedral?
Troy Barlett: If the Stamp belongs to the Temple of Orange Sunsets, then
Vee Barlett: Jericho told them 'cause he's ignorant and thought they would help?
Troy Barlett: Ahhh
Vee Barlett: And they said to bring it back to the Cathedral or he dies? You can ask him.
Vee Barlett: I don't know the full wordin' but he doesn't think he has to hand it over.
Vee Barlett: He was hopin' to ask Rocco for a makeover, but I guess that's out.
Troy Barlett: So they just sent you off after things willy nilly with no warnings
Vee Barlett: 'Course they did
Vee Barlett: I mean, I ain't surprised. Are you?
Troy Barlett: They did not warn you about anything?
Vee Barlett: Nah. They thought Ruffus would just bring it to Osterhold and get drunk since it's in a bottle of rum. They don't even know if he knew it was in there.
Vee Barlett: Only luck we caught him on the east side of Mizzen before whatever he planned to do.
Vee Barlett: This crew ain't ready for Siren's yet
Troy Barlett: My guess is the Temple thought you could seduce DeOrange
Vee Barlett: Why do people keep thinkin' that?
Troy Barlett: If they just sent you chasing after him
Vee Barlett: nods
Troy Barlett: What other reason would you be picked?
Vee Barlett: They claimed all their people were busy. We helped with some goblins earlier, and I guess they found me and the other priestess trustworthy?
Vee Barlett: Their chosen priestess. Think she headed back that way already.
Troy Barlett: So she is heading back to tell them you got the stamp back for them
Vee Barlett: Not sure if she is, but that'd make sense...
Troy Barlett: Again no way to do anything with this
Troy Barlett: If they had given you some cover story
Vee Barlett: She just... up and left.
Vee Barlett: And no way to duplicate it? Although guess they'd trace it eventually...
Vee Barlett: sighs again
Troy Barlett: No falling out with her? Did you do something with her?
Vee Barlett: No, she was pretty cool.
Troy Barlett: You cannot duplicate a Tax Stamp
Troy Barlett: You can steal it and use it
Vee Barlett: Darn.
Vee Barlett: Well they don't want the rum back. Just the stamp. Want any rum? What a disappointment.
Troy Barlett: I wonder why they sent you
Vee Barlett: I thought I got somethin' good.
Troy Barlett: You did
Troy Barlett: You caught a tiger by the tail
Vee Barlett: I did?
Vee Barlett: And I dunno, but if they be trustin' me, then I gotta take advantage of that, yeah?
Troy Barlett: You can use it for sure
Troy Barlett: How old of a rum?
Vee Barlett: 50 years. I got two bottles of 5 years, too.
Troy Barlett: and why would they sneak it in there?
Vee Barlett: I ain't figured that out yet. Or why it's sealed. I was told it wouldn't be.
Troy Barlett: Who said it would not be sealed?
Vee Barlett: The priestess. Hilde.
Vee Barlett: Told me I could tell which bottle by a loose cap, but it's sealed. But it also rattles and Lirt did magic to detect priestly magic in the bottle.
Vee Barlett: But, I mean, even if I open it, I can blame Ruffus, yeah?
Troy Barlett: Sure you can
Vee Barlett: So as I was sayin', I got rum if yer interested.
Vee Barlett: grins
Troy Barlett: I am trying to think through why it would be in a bottle that is sealed from 50 years ago
Vee Barlett: If ya got insight, I'd like to hear it, Pa.
Troy Barlett: Maybe that is the trap? To test you
Vee Barlett: Ugh, is that all them church types do? Testin' people?
Troy Barlett: Why put a tax stamp in a bottle
Troy Barlett: If you say the bottle is sealed? so it has been like that for 50 years?
Vee Barlett: I'm guessing unless you can reseal it?
Troy Barlett: Maybe a talented counterfiter
Troy Barlett: But why do that with 50 year old rum
Vee Barlett: Story they told me is Ruffus stole two bottles of old rum from their party with help from Hugo. And somehow the temple knew one of those bottles had a tax stamp in it.
Vee Barlett: It was only in a locked cabinet. Why would they even know the stamp was there after it was stolen?
Troy Barlett: Who in the Temple was there that long ago?
Troy Barlett: Or maybe a secret passed down
Vee Barlett: shrugs
Vee Barlett: I ain't been in Achild long enough to know that stuff yet.
Troy Barlett: You did manage to get tangled up in this deep, didn't you sweetheart
Vee Barlett: See why I wanted to try to save this somehow??
Vee Barlett: Ugh.
Vee Barlett: They better give me a good reward at least.
Troy Barlett: How devious do you want to be
Vee Barlett: grins
Vee Barlett: I'm listenin'
Troy Barlett: Take it back to the Temple, tell them you failed
Troy Barlett: then give it to them in secret so no one knows it was returned
Troy Barlett: Whoever sent you on your quest
Vee Barlett: Hmmm.... interestin' thought....
Troy Barlett: That way they will owe you a big favor for returning it
Troy Barlett: and if you ever need to hold something over their head, you have leverage
Troy Barlett: For them holding the stolen goods
Vee Barlett: Now that I like.
Vee Barlett: I like the way you think, Pa.
Vee Barlett: Well, mostly.
Vee Barlett: Still ain't sure about your pastimes, but that's on you.
Troy Barlett: Have you seen Rosa
Vee Barlett: throws the pillow back at hiim
bats it away
Vee Barlett: smiles
Vee Barlett: Fine, fine. You get back to your... meeting. Er, once we leave. BUT I still got some 5 year old rum if yer interested. Just sayin'.
Troy Barlett: Thank you for the gift sweetie
Troy Barlett: Let me know if you need anything else
Vee Barlett: takes out the bottle she has of 5 year rum and sets it on the nightstand
Vee Barlett: Always will!
Troy Barlett: For the next time you come home
Vee Barlett: Oh, want any giant eagle feathes?
Troy Barlett: Not my style, you could ask Rocco the next time you see him
Troy Barlett: Or if you sell them in town tell him where to buy them
Vee Barlett: Good thinkin'
Vee Barlett: Oh, did he leave me a shoppin' list? I left so quick earlier I forgot to get it.
Troy Barlett: Not that I saw
Vee Barlett: Well I tried.
Vee Barlett: You don't got a list? I'll get outta your hair if not.
Troy Barlett: You can go send Rosa back in
Vee Barlett: rolls eyes
Troy Barlett: Throws a pillow at her
Vee Barlett: [CHECK] Dexterity (vs. Target 15) [SUCCESS by 2] [d20 = 13]
Vee Barlett: catches it, grins, hands it back, kisses his cheek, and leaves.
Troy Barlett: warm chukles
Vee Barlett: then yells, "ROSA! YOU CAN GO BACK. I WON'T SHANK YOU. THIS TIME!"
Rosa Shieldgem: Sorry everyone, I am wanted again
MeLange: take care Rosa!
Rosa Shieldgem: It was good talking with you Rothuss, keep practicing that trick
Rosa Shieldgem: it almost worked last time
Rothuss Carder: Give my regards to Adelaide if you see her before me.
Vee Barlett: gives Rosa a rude gesture then ignores her.
Rosa Shieldgem: I will
Vee Barlett: relays what information she needs to the group on a need to know basis
BOB and with that we are at a slight impass as you need Jericho for the Cathedral
