Intermediate Era Summaries

Session: 20230714c - 20230714s

• Carissa logs in before Lemon, which honestly isn't that much to brag about, because it's not 100+ degrees in ANY and Carissa works from home half the time and thus doesn't arrive home at exactly D&D starting time all disgusting and in need of a shower.
• Talwin is hanging out in mimic-house-land and Some Rando is like, "Hey, can you give a speech on the tours and also can we have your stuff to sell to tourists?" And Talwin is like, "Um, yes to the first part, maybe to the second."
• Everyone else is hanging out escorting wagons, until they aren't anymore. Zayden hands out some flyers along the way.
• Talwin's speech is VERY LONG. It's very complimentary of Lisa's characters, and I hope she gets a chance to read it. And he has just the smoothest transition back to the tour guide. And I'm not being sarcastic there. Talwin was like, born to do this.
• Then BOB says it's time for Raelynn to tell fortunes at the Queen's court, which sounds awesome, but apparently it's just a shameless attention grab, we're not actually doing it.
• Next scene, we are suddenly at the inn, talking to Gerry who seems a bit befuddled. He offers up a delicious-sounding drink that he just started serving (rum and honey) BUT (dun dun DUUUUUN) it was the glittery time dust honey! So obviously we're like "Um... nope! This is bad, and why don't you remember?" and then he's like, "Everything's fine. The girl in the ale is all sorted out and the cook said everything is fine." Um, what? Girl in the ale? Is it a typo?

  • Rae is like, "Hey, you having any problems with moss lately? That shit is really bad for your brain."
  • Gerry is like "Nah, the girl's just in the ale to hide from her enemies, wasn't her fault, really." Ok, so not a typo.
  • Then Bixi gets a nice whiff of the salty sea air! Only probably not salty, because the memory that triggers is of being on the ship on the lake. So... maybe like, gross algae and seaweed lake air.
  • Bixi opens up the ale barrel and... welp, let's go back into the dining area to talk about it, because it's a friggin Kelpie, and if we plot her demise, I don't want her to hear it.
  • Licornah has encountered them back home, and she informs us that kelpies like men. And can take different forms.
  • We head back in and try the good ol' standby of "Talk to the thing and see what it wants"
  • It just wants to go back home and keep drowning men, nbd. Rae tries to talk her into finding a merman or something that she could have in the water and not murder at the same time.
  • We come up with a few options, my personal favorite of which is try to recruit her as a spy and ship her up to Quellcon as a gift, but we end up being boring and deciding to just ship her to Redfern Lake.
  • But at the last minute, Craigh busts out a potion of water breathing and Lanek gets voluntold to go with her and... you know... be an escort.

Quotes of the Night
Ritic Pellerelli: You went into the belly of the Beast and came out on the other side
Ritic Pellerelli: You are a hero!
Lanek Olenak: snorts
Lanek Olenak: he didnt come out the aft end
Talwin: And thank gods not through that end
Ritic Pellerelli: Like being born again
Craigh: Hmm... Do mimics poop?
Talwin: I don't want to know Craigh

BOB and now you see how legends grow
BOB and then fade into Mist
TMO (Craigh): St Talwin the Just (Annoyed)

Bixi Fizzlebang: (whispering) There's a kelpie in the ale
Spring (Lanek Olenak): that sounds like an irish song

Lanek Olenak: kelpies like men for friends or kelpies like men for breakfast?
Lorie (Licornah): (men are useful tools and then an evening snack)
Bixi Fizzlebang: Not sure, but I would guess both
Raelynn: Both?
Raelynn: But it's almost lunchtime so you might be okay!
Bixi Fizzlebang: Yeah like... they could equally be friends or breakfast
Bixi Fizzlebang: Like your chickens, Rae!
Raelynn: My chickens?
Carissa (Raelynn): (MY CHICKENS?!)
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): hahahaha
Lorie (Licornah): Poor Gerry, he deserves better than this... Talwin, go snuggle with nice Kelpie...
Carissa (Raelynn): (I'm insulted)

Lanek Olenak: whatcha got there, Craigh?
Craigh: Well, if anyone wants to have the experience of a lifetime... this is a potion of water breathing.
Craigh: It only lasts an hour or so, I think.
Lanek Olenak: eyebrows go up
Lanek Olenak: oh
Lanek Olenak: not as great
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Dang, Lanek's got some lasting power.
Spring (Lanek Olenak): you gotta leave room for romance

Amlaruil Aire: It will be interesting to see how long Lanek can last
Raelynn: Underwater? Not sure. In bed? Er, I rather not think about that.
Bixi Fizzlebang: He is kind of old...
Bixi Fizzlebang: Have you met Zayden?

...Is it normal for the quote section to be longer than the summary?...

Session: 20230707c - 20230707s All quotes not specifically in the quote section are paraphrased by Lemon.

• Lemon logs in before Carissa
• And so we reach the planning stage of the "empty wagons/tax evasion" plotline.

  • First, Talwin plans to take some gifts up north. And this "gift" is tea. So he's just going to requisition tea from Rae and "write it off." Which... my MIL says all the time that she's going to write things off, and I really think it's just an excuse to go shopping. Not sure if that's what's going on with Talwin, because the economic system (both in game and in real life) make ZERO SENSE.
  • Next part of the plan is to change the taxation so we're charging these clowns trying to evade our taxes. But oh, ho, dear reader! It is not to be so! For BOB has informed us that actually in order to do that, we would have to rewrite entire treaties, and Talwin just does not have the authority to do that on his own. And the rest of us gasp and are like, "WHAT!? But didn't we already talk about this!? No such information was given!" But BOB was like, "Yeah, about that... I didn't want to deal with it last week, so start brainstorming new ideas, adventurers!"
  • Talwin is like, "Got it! Shutting down the road! HOW YOU GONNA DRIVE YOUR EMPTY WAGONS THROUGH HERE NOW, EVADERS!?"
  • Lemon is like "let's blame it on someone else. Someone else is the bad apple tax evader, and now the REAL evaders have to pay because of those OTHER bad apples, we're totally not accusing you of anything, Quellcon! Quelly. QuellyBoBelly."
  • Then Carissa casually throws out, "Oh, we killed Quelly's son once." I'm sorry what?
  • Then Lemon is like, "Ok, but why do we actually care about the tax evasion? Are we poor?" and everyone is like, "GOD LEMON. If they can get away with this, they'll start trying to get away with so many other things! Flying wagons that avoid the road tax. Levitation of the oxen. You know, stuff!" And Michael pronounces Talwin to be Scrooge McDuck. At least we know now that he's a very fashionable moneygrubber.
  • Then Talwin is like, on second thought, maybe this isn't important after all. But Craigh is like, "NOPE! What if they're (dun dun DUUUUUUUN) SMUGGLING!?"
  • Then somehow we're back on the, "I thought we already had this plan? Let's pack up the tea and get going!" But then Carissa and Craigh are like, "Let's just intercept a wagon first, duh." and BOB is like, "YES! DUH!" So we decide to do that.

• And guess what!? The next guy driving some empty wagons walks RIGHT INTO OUR LAIR! I mean, tea shop.

  • He thinks Yout is Rae's dad, and that fact makes Lemon's night.
  • But anyway he's all like, "Oh, you know, just wholesaling on the way down and selling it off wherever for a profit. As you do."
  • So at first, we're pretending like we also just happen to want to travel south. You have room for all of us misfit toys, right Santa? He does.
  • Talwin gets Daph's name wrong, but so do I, so I can't hold it against him.
  • Then Talwin is like, "Hey, no, *I'm* Rae's dad! (Idk man, seems like an unexplored storyline here.)
  • We let the guy continue on his way, deciding to wait for the next one before doing anything.

• Next guy comes along, and Talwin does (what I'm sure is a totally standard) inspection of the goods. There are some good ass jokes, but they're so spread out that I just can't with that right now.

  • Guess what! It's a METAL wagon!
  • So anyway, we were right all along. It was tax evasion. They were turning the ore into wagons. Shipping the goods as the mode of transport in order to avoid taxes. Which, wtf, how high are our taxes that that much work is worth it to skip out on the toll?
  • Talwin decides to reclassify metal wagons as war machines. No, sorry, a Luxury Land Yact. (sic)
  • Then Talwin gets paranoid that they ARE, in fact, building a metal armada with which to wage war. But then BOB is like, "Y'all, we're planning to leave this area soon, you really think I would set up a war right now?"
  • Then Talwin decides to PLANT EVIDENCE.
  • The next part is really confusing. It SEEMS like Talwin wanted to steal a wagon and swap it out with a regular, non-metal one. But then we retcon it and instead Talwin plants some illicit substances on the underside of the wagon.
  • Lanke is not a great actor. Talwin is really leaning into it, but it's not convincing enough, dude is still not scared of him. There are no guards around, which seems like a huge oversight on our part, so Daph pretends to be one. We arrest him. The guy consistently claims innocence and agrees to go up before Kenna to be tested or whatever.
  • While he's being held, we maybe steal the design for the wagon? But no, we don't, because it's just a regular wagon design, with metal instead of wood. Does not require any brainpower, apparently.
  • The guy is (understandably) upset that he got wrongfully arrested, and then we implemented a tax on his "Land Yact" (sic) while he was imprisoned. He threatens to tell everyone about Scrooge McDuck over there.

The end.

Quotes of the Night
Michael: Who has administration as a skill? Or politics? Or legal? Anything like that?
TMO: Just natural sneakiness and wordsmithery

Michael (Talwin): Because it's inefficient. You would be deadhauling two ways. You can dead haul once, but it's better to make a circle so your Freightliner always has goods on board. Otherwise, you are literally burning money at 4.50 per gallon for Diesel. The tax wouldn't be worth that. Now, I know wagons aren't diesel....
BOB: Oxen eat something
Michael (Talwin): Indeed. I could be full of crap for that
BOB: Oxen often are Michael

BOB: A very encountery (hah) way of doing things, just join up with a random caravan heading south ... Heh fellow teens... and talk about what is happening cool cats

TMO (Craigh): sadly, Craigh is no longer applicable to the casual chit-chat with strangers role. Unless you like your strangers screaming and sobbing with fear. Which, tbf, is usually what we use Talwin for. :D

Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Too bad we lost Fives. I'd be interested to hear his take on this situation
BOB: Seance and Speak with Dead
Lemon (Bixi Fizzlebang): Lol, we could do a seance while we wait for a wagon to pass by
TMO (Craigh): I don't think he's intelligent in his current form?
Michael (Talwin): Currently, I think he's preoccupied with his own situation, no offence to you TMO
TMO (Craigh): he was fun. that was the goal.
TMO (Craigh): but what do you do with a devil hunter when you're done dealing with devils?
Michael (Talwin): You never know though, he was a slippery one if you ever want to explore that....
Michael (Talwin): Oh that's easy
Michael (Talwin): You find more devils to hunt, whether or not they are actual devils is semantics
TMO (Craigh): allow me to introduce you this slippery slope called "The Inquisition."
Michael (Talwin): YOU READ MY MIND!!!!

TMO (Craigh): question: was a trip to Quellcon being planned? Because we could certainly still do that.
Michael (Talwin): I am for that option. I am not ruling out Visiting Quellcon if needed later
BOB: Nothing is ruled out for the future including declaring war on anyone you wish

TMO (Craigh): casual conversational interrogation, following by investigative journalism, and finally - confronting the evildoers in their lair!
Carissa (Raelynn): another good TMO summary
Spring (Springity Thingity): preceded by loitering. i like that
Just a note from Lemon here... TMO is VERY good at summary... just agreeing with Carissa pointing that out... cough...

BOB and then there is a new group of wagons heading south
BOB there are four of them one full of ore and three empty wagons
Spring (Springity Thingity): wow already. we hardly got to loiter
Spring (Springity Thingity): maybe we should wait for the next ones

Michael (Talwin): (I just had an idea)
TMO (Craigh): oh dear
TMO (Craigh): TMO ducks under his desk.

Talwin: But I'm going to have you find something so heinous it would make even the teamsters shit themselves if they knew it was in their wagon
Talwin: Sigh
Lanek Olenak: disbelieving glare
Talwin: Rae is going to hate me so much
Zayden: alright get in the wagon Lanny
Zayden smiles
Lanek Olenak: i'll make them shit themselves for sure
Lanek Olenak: but they won't believe i've been here the whole time

Efar Deepwing: If I was smuggling somethign that I just had to get past your town of Hourglass here, I would feed it to the oxen and then they would shit it out a day later
Talwin: Blinks
Talwin: Holy shit, that's how you do that?
Talwin: I need to remember that
TMO (Craigh): no, cow shit
Talwin: Lanek, let's hold the Oxen for a few days
TMO (Craigh): unless it's a holy cow
Efar Deepwing: I do not do it, I am an honest merchat just moving things south
Zayden: sounds like something that comes from experience
Talwin: Let everything pass and we can expect the feces
TMO (Craigh): moving 'what' south?
Talwin: I think he just gave us a new way to find drugs
Zayden: nice
Zayden: lemme know if you find any good ones Tal

Talwin: Did you meet anyone suspicious in Quellcon or in our Lands that gave you pause, or scared you?
Talwin: Besides us of course

Session: 20230630c - 20230630s

• Another visitor to the tea shop! This one comes in screaming about needing elf ears. Sounds sinister, but she's just deaf. Rae cures here, problem solved.
• Yet another visitor to the tea shop! This guy was sent by Sundown, and accuses Talwin of never being at his post... a post which none of us knew he had, including Talwin.

  • It's a goblin problem! The goblin is outside, and being super rude and also keeping gnomes as "pets" which is basically code for slaves.
  • Talwin buys the slaves, problem solved. The cost for two gnomes, in case you were wondering, is 20 gold, 3 barrels of ale, and a hat with a feather. Which might be hideous or awesome, depending on your culture.

• Oh, hey, who would've guessed what happened next! Another visitor to the tea shop! This one is a gnome looking for a poltice for her girlfriend's swollen ankle. Snakebite!

  • Just an important note here: Carissa (Raelynn): (if it's poison and she's lasted two days without help I'm gonna remember this next time Bob tries to insta-kill our PCs0
  • Bixi and Licornah go to their house. Bixi as translator, Licornah as squirrel-tender... er... healer.
  • Looks like poision, so Licornah neutralizes it, and the gnomes are ready to go out dancing tonight! Problem solved.

• While Bixi and Licornah are away, Snezana comes in and is all like "weird suspicious wagon happenings going on. Empty wagons from the north. Talwin, fix it." The whole situation stinks of tax evasion.

  • We come up with some ideas, but they are all irrelevant as we find out more crucial information next week.

The end.

Zayden and Ulrik were not there, so the quotes lack. Come on, the rest of us! We can do better! (Actually I just didn't really pay attention as I was summarizing. There's probably great stuff in there. Someone else can add it if they want.)

Session: 20230623c - 20230623s

Hey, the last time I tried to link this it either worked, or Carissa fixed it, so I'm feeling pretty good about my chances with this one!

• So... turns out all that lich stuff didn't start happening until after I showed up. Thought I missed something important, but noooooo, it was all just a joke. Anyway, I refuse to accept that, and everyone's head cannon is now required to be that Ulrik is married to a lich.
• A little girl comes into the tea shop and is all like, "My dad's pretty unhappy and hey check out my goat. Can you fix my dad?"

  • Ulrik threatens to murder the goat. Er... "protect" everyone from the goat. Then he... threatens the goat? Sweet talks it? Hard to tell with Ulrik.
  • Turns out dad is having dreams with drums.
  • Also turns out that when he was his daughters age, his parents got captured by goblins. Dude has some PTSD. Problem solved.

• Then we move on to Zayden's opening night!

  • Ulrik does some opening act with pull-away paper pants. And a watermelon act a la Gallagher. Guess what, jokes on you, Bixi glitter-bombed the watermelon and SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE DID IT. THAT'S how good she is at glitter-bombing.
  • Rae does some dancing and Yout does some solo harmonizing to back her up.
  • Zay and Rae sing a duet. The performance is very successful.
  • Yout gets super inappropriate with Rae.

The end.

Quotes of the Night
Ulrik Ekenberg: Ulrik is going up with a scroll of poetry and is about to roll to seduce the dracolich
Ulrik Ekenberg: [d20 = 1]
Ryan: Uh... success?
Spring: the dracolich is now madly in love
Spring: the in-laws insist on an immediate ceremony
Lemon: What's the d&d equivalent of a shotgun wedding? Crossbow wedding?
Spring: fireball wedding
Carissa: We do have a crossbow of speed. We can wrap it all up here and now.
BOB Wand of Magic Missle wedding
Ulrik Ekenberg: Forget the rest of you. I've EARNED my happily ever after.
Carissa: Happily married, just got liched.
Ryan: We'll have the bones of paladins dangle behind our carriage as we drive off.
Carissa: did bob disappear?
Ryan: I haven't seen him in a while. Actually, I can't remember the last time I saw him....
Lemon: BOB or your lich husband?
Ryan: dracolich, please. Let's not resort to overgeneralizing, please. He's proud of his draconic heritage.
Ryan: Wears green and goes to the local Draconic bar every St. Smaug's Day to celebrate with all the other Draco-Americans
Carissa: How's your family taking the sudden eloping?
Ryan: Uh... I'll tell you in a few months once they find out
Carissa: Oh crap, do I need to take down my social media post congratulationg you two??
Ryan: Too late :( My phone's already lighting up with texts
Carissa: Sorry :(
Dru5232321 (Ulrik Ekenberg): Nah, they should know that I love the dead.... dragon that I married

Apparently it was a very relationship centered evening
Bixi Fizzlebang: Maybe it's time to think about a third wife, another baby... that kind of thing. Keep the family line moving
Leo Pölzl: I will think about that, I would need more goats for a third wife
Raelynn: You know, I do matchmaking if you decide you want help with that as well.
Leo Pölzl: OH?
Leo Pölzl: I have never thought about a Elf wife
Leo Pölzl: You are pretty
Ulrik Ekenberg: sputters
Raelynn: I don't think Youtargim would agree, but I do know some elves back home.
Raelynn: Not sure which are the farming type... but I can see what connections I have.
Leo Pölzl: I guess I would need more trees for that too
Bixi Fizzlebang: They don't all sleep in trees
Raelynn: You never know. N'laea is probably up in one now, but the elves I know, like myself, prefer a comfy bed.
Raelynn: Bixi has heard me complain enough about it.
Leo Pölzl: Nuts and berries are easy to find for the most part
Ulrik Ekenberg: Maybe plant a tree just in case... Handier to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

Bixi Fizzlebang: I mean, if you could get the treant to show up that would probably be a big hit
Zayden: Oh that would be cool actually
Ulrik Ekenberg: Oh, those are real?
Zayden: You can't ask that of the ladies Ulrik...

Session: 20230602c - 20230602s

Maybe! Who knows if I did that right! Maybe it links to nothing! Maybe I'm supposed to put this at the bottom so it stays in chronological order? But also I feel like reverse chronological is most helpful so when you go to the page you see the most recent thing at the top? Idk, Carissa can change everything if she hates it.

• We start the session with more of comforting Craigh, and trying to convince him that it's totally FINE if he's a hideous mismatched creature. No, really!
• OOC we debate the best song from Encanto. It's obviously Surface Pressure.
• Then we skip ahead 8 months to the grand opening of Matchmaking To A Tea.

  • We finally meet the person who's been lurking all night! Ulrik! He's totally a super experienced adventure. No really. Also knows a lot about tea. And fortune telling. Really good at slaying dangerous dragons and saving pure maidens. With names like Firebiter, Fireeater, Firesugar, and Firemilk. Were they the dragons or the maidens? Ulrik says: "...yes."
  • His fortune confirms that he is going to be famous.

• OOC we decide to tentatively call Talwin's univeristy the Future University College. Can't wait to see all those townsfolk wearing their FUC shirts with pride.

Quotes of the Night

BOB: Did you see the AI compilation that said Youtargrim was comforting and kind?
Carissa: LOL no not yet but he has been very good to her
Lemon: Look, AI still has flaws, we all know this

Raelynn: Why wouldn't you expect friends? Every stranger is just a friend you haven't made yet!
Craigh: You wouldn't last long in the Guild.

Michael: Talwin still wanted to build a university. Let's do tuition for free if they agree to work in an industry. Might as well go Full Red Scare while we are at it. Free Healthcare on the Table? Too much progress too soon?
Carissa: I don't know if our coffers can handle that. It's a TMO question.
TMO: TMO has no idea what the coffers are like, sorry
Carissa: Worst treasurer ever.

Ok, so generally I try not to quote myself, even though I think I'm incredibly clever, but BOB said quote for that first one, and I forgot about this one until right now and I don't feel like it got the appropriate appreciation so I'm putting it here again.
Sundown: Sir Talwin, not to be ungrateful, we do need people, but if you are back, why do we need an unsung farmer?
Bixi: I'm sure Zayden will sing him, don't worry.

Michael: WAIT! Sharif? How old are YOU?
Carissa: Are you younger or older than 31, Sharif?
Sharif: Oh I'm older than 31
Michael: SONOFABISCUIT
Ryan: I'm sure your mother was a very lovely biscuit, Sharif. Pay Michael no mind.

There was also a very good, very LONG series of quotes about aging, but I do NOT have the patience to do all that copypasta, so go read it.

Session: 20230526s - 20230526c

Oh hey, here's the session link! That's a thing I totally know how to do! Just click! I promise!

• BULLET POINT: OOC, we all seem to have a lot going on. Feelings and stuff. Main takeaway is everyone processes things differently, everyone copes differently, and we don't need to give others advice, no matter how well-meant it is, because they will ask if they need it. Otherwise, the best thing we can do is just be there and listen. Sometimes even the well-meant words of wisdom or empathy just end up stinging more if the person is not feeling receptive to that. And if anyone DOES want words of wisdom, please speak up! I can fake it til I make it with the best of them!
• BULLET POINT: SOMEONE INSULTED SPONGEBOB AND I TAKE PERSONAL OFFENSE TO THAT.
• BULLET POINT: OOC, we need to figure out what we want to do for the next arc. We need to look to the future! I would like to request that people stop making old references without explaining them. Yeah, yeah, I get it, you all have been playing for awhile. I feel inferior enough without all your inside jokes and stories and references to things I don't get, thank you. Also I would like to remind everyone that the players make the game different. Even since I started, the vibe has changed a bit, and I can only assume it's VASTLY different than it was many years ago, so like, most of that isn't all that relevant anymore maybe? And if it is, please explain, because just mentioning something and not expounding on it is not helping me. It's quite frustrating, actually. If I have to start being a jerk about it and being like "please explain" and then being like "ok but that was 7 years ago and it's not like that anymore" then I will, but I really don't want to have to be that jerk. Please don't make me. Thank you.
• BULLET POINT: We spent approximately 45 hours deciding how to build like three houses and a small amphitheater. It required MATH. We're done with that now, right? Like, if you weren't there, you don't understand the amount of math it took. Calculating area, calculating cost, calculating time, opportunity cost, word problems, estimating, guestimating, several rounds of sudoku, you know, normal stuff.

  • SUB-BULLET POINT: TMO gets elected treasurer. Not sure if he accepted or not, but he didn't NOT accept, so I guess that settles it.
  • SUB-BULLET POINT: Again the science in this world makes zero effing sense. Bixi dug out a hole in the ground to build a house in, and somehow that's MORE expensive, even though she should feasibly be able to dig out the stone with mostly magic and then re-use it to build with. BUT WHATEVER.
  • SUB-BULLET POINT: Daph has started a census bureau, and is in charge of tourism.
  • SUB-BULLET POINT: We end up with a theater, tea shop, house for Bixi (with a stable for Knotty), and a house for Zayden. 3 medium stone buildings, 2 large stone buildings, 1 small wooden building, 1 large wooden building, plus walls and accoutrements, 25k gold. Seems reasonable to me.
  • SUB-BULLET POINT: Main thing Zayden cares about? Groupies. And groupie-related "festivities."

• BULLET POINT: The other main thing that happened was the return of the reincarnated Craigh! Two full arms! Taller than before! Pointy ears and red hair! Sounds really good! But then we also have the mottled gray and brownish skin, pebbly and scaly (can we check him for mange please?), one foot is the wrong size, and one of the arms is... a mermaid arm. (Man. Mer... man! smouldering look)

  • SUB-BULLET POINT: He meets up with his friends but is, understandably, a bit shaken up and not fully embracing his new look just yet. Also he's naked. Zayden offers him some pants, but now Zayden is half naked. Where are the groupies when you need them?
  • SUB-BULLET POINT: Yout keeps trying to get Rae out of there, presumably to seduce her. READ THE ROOM, MAN. THIS ISN'T THE TIME.

• BULLET POINT: We debate between paying money to not have to fight a big baddie, or fighting the big baddie, and we decide to pay the money and go for some small baddies next week.

Quotes of the Night

Here's some formatting for the quotes! Next week I can just copy and paste all the formatting stuff! Thanks, Carissa!

Lorie: (Well you are near Treants, so estemmed is possible :) )
Note in Italics or something: unintended pun, but SO GOOD

Lemon: Are treants matchmaking customers?
More notes in Italics or whatever: ALSO A PUN I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE UNTIL RIGHT NOW! Good job me. Match-making. Matches. Get it?

Zayden: Yes the pants are just a loaner Craigh, I would like them back at some point
Zayden: You may cheat death but not Zayden

Raelynn: Er, do not react badly.
Raelynn: He'll be a bit of a shock, but, he's nice! Really! It's just Craigh!
Zayden: Can't spell Crazy without Craigh

Bixi Fizzlebang: I know you're processing now, but I'm excited for when you're up to seeing what your new body can do. I bet it will impress you
Bixi Fizzlebang: I mean like swimming and stuff
Bixi Fizzlebang: Not anything... weird...
N'laea: And you do still have an apprentice it seems.
Craigh: smiles at Bixi. it stretches a bit wider than a normal human smile.
Zayden: I say try the weird stuff too
Zayden: just in case
N'laea: The weird stuff? Do I want to know?
Craigh: I don't know that I want to.

Raelynn: gulps and walks over, bends down, and grabs one of his hands.
TMO (Craigh): which one? ;)
Carissa (Raelynn): (choices!!!)

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